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    Gunz your sarcasm just doesn't work here apparently


    Rambo - stop throwing the fact she's deaf into the mix. You're an asshole every time you play with that thought in your head.

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    So Kat after months of everyone telling you to commit, everyone feels you should bail now:

    How do you feel about this?

    If someone were to pay Randy the money; would you allow his therapy session to be documented?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    God help me, I'm looking for dating advice on here....

    So I've known this girl for well over a year now. Very cute, an active runner and artist, but hearing impaired (not deaf, but fairly close), so communication in any place with lots of people is really difficult. I didn't think it would be that much of an issue, but it was.

    Maybe 6 months ago, we hung out a number of times, there was definitely some mutual interest there, but I kinda nipped it in the bud, since she seems like a nice girl, I was pretty sure she wasn't The One and I didn't want to hurt her. I essentially told her that I would be interested in hooking up, but not really anything serious. She wasn't really interested in that (good girl and all).

    Girl finds boyfriend, but recently leaves slightly cryptic FB posts about losing love. Then out of nowhere she private messages me, wanting to get together. We're supposed to go out on Friday night.

    Soooo....shall I assume that she's on the rebound and wants to do The Weird, or should I assume she's hoping that I've changed my mind about monogamy. I do want to fuck her organs out, but don't want to be a big asshole.
    Deaf people need dick too.
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    Cum in her ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa View Post
    Cum in her ear.
    Good call. And if her hearing suddenly comes back, I can claim to having magical jizz, and as such corner the deaf girl market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    Good call. And if her hearing suddenly comes back, I can claim to having magical jizz, and as such corner the deaf girl market.
    Only then, can you tell her (or sign) that you must spread your love around the world, and not seem like an asshole. Because of magic jizz.

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    It's my calling. I can't change the gifts I've been given.

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    May you jizz handicaps the world over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon View Post
    Probably a good thing that she's nearly deaf, amirite?
    I probably shouldn't have laughed as much as I did at this.

    I mean she probably is on the rebound and is going to find someone to rebound with anyways, no reason why you shouldn't be that person.
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    I believe that he called someone. I was away all weekend for my friend's funeral, but he was great when I left and even better when he got me from the airport yesterday. He also had a long (hour +) phonecall with his best friend on Friday, which isn't something he'd do when he's in a sour/depressed mood. I have to trust him now, and give him time.

    The good thing is that his work just picked up because the museum is doing a major installation. He'll be really busy for the next month, and he's usually in better spirits when he's occupied with other commitments. I'll be following up with him again at the end of the week to see if he got any calls back from the therapists. If not, I'm seeing his family this weekend and I might ask his mom if she and I can chat sometime soon.

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    Did your friend die flinging him/herself off a roof to get away from you talking about your boyfriend?
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    Good luck, Kat.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Yes Kat, we are cheering for you.

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    ... who is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Did your friend die flinging him/herself off a roof to get away from you talking about your boyfriend?
    I'm usually a fan of your shenanigans, but this one is pushing the limit just a tad bit.
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    I signed up for okcupid last night.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Did your friend die flinging him/herself off a roof to get away from you talking about your boyfriend?
    Wow Randy, this is beyond insensitive. You're a fucking horrible human being. That was the hardest funeral I've ever had to attend. Fuck you and your fucking need to be "controversial" on the Internet. Grow the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I'm usually a fan of your shenanigans, but this one is pushing the limit just a tad bit.
    Maybe I'm just getting old or something, but I agree with this. I think that's out of bounds.

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    I don't know if you're getting old or not Tommy, but I know you're not getting any funnier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Did your friend die flinging him/herself off a roof to get away from you talking about your boyfriend?
    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    I'm usually a fan of your shenanigans, but this one is pushing the limit just a tad bit.
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    Wow Randy, this is beyond insensitive. You're a fucking horrible human being. That was the hardest funeral I've ever had to attend. Fuck you and your fucking need to be "controversial" on the Internet. Grow the fuck up.
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    Maybe I'm just getting old or something, but I agree with this. I think that's out of bounds.
    Is board getting mature or is Randy losing his edge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I don't know if you're getting old or not Tommy, but I know you're not getting any funnier.
    That's fine.

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    I will never understand this weird thought process where death isn't a valid joke premise. You guys are doing it wrong.
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    I thought it was one of the funniest things Randy's posted in quite a while, myself. Kat should have known better than to post sensitive shit in a public place.
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    I signed up for okcupid last night.

    Please, post your username.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I thought it was one of the funniest things Randy's posted in quite a while, myself. Kat should have known better than to post sensitive shit in a public place.
    Thank you, Tom. I was REALLY proud of that joke to be entirely honest. In my head I was all, "Three points, beautiful." Kinda surprised to see that reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I thought it was one of the funniest things Randy's posted in quite a while, myself. Kat should have known better than to post sensitive shit in a public place.
    Well I personally had a friend commit suicide from depression so I personally don't find jokes like that funny. At least wait a few weeks before a joke is made not when she just got back from the funeral and still fresh on her mind.
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    Will the friend stop being dead in a few weeks?
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    Alternatively, will Kat have shut the fuck up in a couple weeks?


    The answer to both questions: NAY.
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    I mean there could be major advances in science in the next few weeks that allow us to bring the dead back to life, but chances are that's not going to happen. However in a few weeks it won't be as fresh in her mind. Again i had a similar situation with a good friend when I was in high school so I might be just taking the joke more seriously then it needs to be.
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