It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[RotationSlimWang]

Let's see both outfits before we let you go fuck this all up.

[IceyHotshot]

Did you bring a change of clothes for the date or because you're expecting to be staying out all night?

The latter. I have work in the morning.

I don't really expect it but want to be prepared.

And I thought only guedita got outfit post requests?

[algunz]

Fuck it ALL up is exactly what we want him to do, Randy.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Play with her vage after you make out with her

[xanman86]

I agree with you. Which is why I packed condoms and a change of clothes for tonight's date. And even shaved my balls.

[Zafocaine]

I agree with you. Which is why I packed condoms and a change of clothes for tonight's date. And even shaved my balls.

Classy. That's thinking about her, while thinking about you. "Are you okay???" "Yeah bitch, YOU SUCKIN MY BALLS!" (maybe it's just me, but ball sucks get me making stupid ass sounds) "Aaaarghleppppp!" "...." "More. More now."

[IceyHotshot]

Ball shaving is the most classy form of shaving.

[chairmenmeow47]

so are pretty much all guys into ball sucking? i dated a guy who wasn't and didn't even really want me to touch them, so i'm kind of afraid to try again. i mean, nothing horrible would happen, but i found it confusing when the one guy wasn't into it.

[IceyHotshot]

Well I don't see any reason to believe it would be enjoyable or not enjoyable.

[SoulDischarge]

I can't think of any guys I've gone down on who haven't liked/loved getting their balls played with. Dude is a neurotic freak, don't let him inhibit you from proper blowjob protocol.

[Devin the Dude]

Yeah Ivy, always suck the balls. Always.

This goes for the rest of you too.

[SoulDischarge]

Might as well work the taint and press against the prostate while you're down there, although that's not always as consistent of an approval rate.

[chairmenmeow47]

well yes, i'm on board with that too patrick. i will be less afraid next time, thanks :-)

[IceyHotshot]

The date went ok. I was surprised that after dinner she wanted to stay out. So we went bowling. That was fun.

[RotationSlimWang]

Licking is really more reliable than sucking. Sucking I've always found to be more visually interesting than it actually is tactile pleasure. Licking though, always good.

[BROKENDOLL]

Classy. That's thinking about her, while thinking about you. "Are you okay???" "Yeah bitch, YOU SUCKIN MY BALLS!" (maybe it's just me, but ball sucks get me making stupid ass sounds) "Aaaarghleppppp!" "...." "More. More now."

Try drinking a glass of water to hydrate your palate, followed by a 1//2 dozen tongue rolls the next time and see if that doesn't put a stop to your stupid ass sounds.

The date went ok. I was surprised that after dinner she wanted to stay out. So we went bowling. That was fun.

Did you address your ball by slowly inserting your fingers methodically into each of it's orifices, or were you clumsily trying to figure out what hole and what finger to stick in without prematurely tossing your balls in the gutter?

[fiopadp7791]

Licking is really more reliable than sucking. Sucking I've always found to be more visually interesting than it actually is tactile pleasure. Licking though, always good.

There's nothing wrong with gentle caress in that area if you ladies don't like using your mouth (but please, use your mouth)

[RotationSlimWang]

The problem with ball sucking--to the extent that there is any problem to begin with, but let's just say in comparison to ball licking--is that the suction pulls the testes further away from the body where things become less sensitive. Which can be a good technique for prolonging the duration of activity, but ultimately a good tongue bath is always going to win from a pure sensation standpoint.

[amyzzz]

Yay IceyHotshot!

[RotationSlimWang]

I heard Amy tried to suck some balls once, but they saw her coming and withdrew back into the body cavity for protection.

[PlayaDelWes]

I heard Amy tried to suck some balls once, but they saw her coming and withdrew back into the body cavity for protection.

Incorrect. Acceptable disses would have included "but the tail got in the way" or "the vet had already removed them".

[Zafocaine]

so are pretty much all guys into ball sucking? i dated a guy who wasn't and didn't even really want me to touch them, so i'm kind of afraid to try again. i mean, nothing horrible would happen, but i found it confusing when the one guy wasn't into it.

I have a pretty sensitive sack, especially if it's hairless. Having the hairless balls sucked feels so good that it seems like I'm not enjoying it, though it's one of the greatest things ever. Maybe that dude had super sensitive balls, or respect for your mouth (doubtful).

[Dogvolta]

so are pretty much all guys into ball sucking? i dated a guy who wasn't and didn't even really want me to touch them, so i'm kind of afraid to try again. i mean, nothing horrible would happen, but i found it confusing when the one guy wasn't into it.

Had it done to me for the first time a couple weeks ago. I liked it.
I used to shave to the point of hairlessness including ball sack. I stopped when I realized it increased the chance of one of the hair follicles getting...infected? I noticed one or two get red/swollen and it freaked me out thinking I had some std, I incessantly picked at them and one even had a bit of puss. Got it checked and turns out it was simply because I was shaving too close. Stopped that shit.

[xanman86]

Sometimes it can be a bit much and the sensation causes me to start laughing which can be really awkward if the girl takes it the wrong way....

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Scrotum sucking is awesome. Actual insertion of testicles into a mouth is good is one is careful. General testicle fondling is always encouraged. I would be okay with taint pressing, but not a finger inserted into my anus.

[Salazaro44]

What's some good baby making music? Girl I'm dating enjoys music with electronic vibes but minimal lyrics. Stuff along the lines of crystal castles and tycho.

[Robin]

Face Down Ass Up.

[buddy]

What's some good baby making music? Girl I'm dating enjoys music with electronic vibes but minimal lyrics. Stuff along the lines of crystal castles and tycho.

Scott Walker - The Drift

[chairmenmeow47]

What's some good baby making music? Girl I'm dating enjoys music with electronic vibes but minimal lyrics. Stuff along the lines of crystal castles and tycho.

on what planet are crystal castles baby making music? prepare for a shitty baby.

[algunz]

Just a gentle fondling and licking like you're eating an ice cream cone and thoroughly enjoying it.