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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    I've got a pretty gag reflex, you know, it's part of my business, but seriously I cannot service you without getting violently ill. So....goodbye.

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    If I taste your dick, I will vomit bile.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Once a month for a year and a half was just fine. She was an entertainment industry chick (which I prefer to pimped chicks or total desperados), so it would be great if her career took off so I could say myself, I can't believe I used to hang out with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Once a month for a year and a half was just fine. She was an entertainment industry chick (which I prefer to pimped chicks or total desperados), so it would be great if her career took off so I could say myself, I can't believe I used to hang out with her.
    wait...what
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    I have a slight stutter which makes it hard to talk to women. The treatment I am getting here is typical of the treatment people like me have had to endure throughout history.
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    Oh, the historical suffering of stutterers. I heard they're erecting a memorial in Statham, GA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Oh, the historical suffering of stutterers. I heard they're erecting a memorial in Statham, GA.
    Hey, fatty, how much have you expanded over the past two weeks?

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    ASTRONOMICALLY.

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    You're probably not much on the eyes now, but it makes for funnier message boarding for everyone else.

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    I certainly feel funnier. Also, fleshy.

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    And pretty gassy, I imagine.

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    If you were a hooker--and still fat, that part doesn't change--how much would it cost for you to fuck that guy?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    The embarrassing part about the hooker-pricing-speculation game is that I always low ball. Especially when I'm hungry (which is often, cus of the fats).

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    I've heard you offer a discount with little to no prompting. "100 for everything." "Oka--" "Make that 15."
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "Fine, I've only got $6 in my pocket. And I really want that Dominoes coupon on your fridge. Let's get this thing going."

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    I used to be such a sweet sweet thing 'till they got a hold of me
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    I'd give Guedita a hundred and I never pay more than 50
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I'd give Guedita a hundred and I never pay more than 50
    A hundred and one, Bob.
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    @fakedansavage
    Go home, #fuckfirst, work up appetite—9PM or 10PM reservations easier to get, meal more enjoyable with no more V-Day obligations to fulfill!
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    I know it's stupid, but I'm feeling blue today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    I know it's stupid, but I'm feeling blue today.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Sorry, Paul.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Thanks. I hope all you who celebrate have a lovely day.

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    Paul you know this one of those day some girls are dying for a guy to pay attention to them..why dont you go talk to some girls.
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    If it's any consolation, I rolled my eyes extra hard at your woe-is-me post, Paul.

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    Who needs companionship when you have life-affirming eyerolls from guedita?

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    ...and if it's any consolation, I'm spending Valentine's evening with my parents, and I won't be getting any gifts/flowers this year.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'll be home alone going nuts from cymbalta withdrawal. IT COULD BE WORSE
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    I actually feel pretty good today. Yay anti-depressants (not cymbalta!).
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I think I need to get back on mine.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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