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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    ... she might be too, Guedi.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    This just turned in to an I never game.

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    ... and still not a denial.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    rather, prolific admittance?

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    I want to know Gunz's record back-to-back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    I want to know Gunz's record back-to-back.
    Let's see, there was me, then you... who else was in that pool hall?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Didn't that chick Kobe "raped" in Colorado have 2 different loads in her panties when tested?

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    SEVEN. Seven different kinds of DNA.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    That's an amazing peice of information to have offhand.

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    I'm basing it off of Dave Chappelle, so it might be slightly inaccurate.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    In fact, it would appear to be just two.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Have we confirmed that that woman wasn't Gunz?

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    Wait... then who was it?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I was just sticking my dick EVERYWHERE that night. I think I got Weekly pregnant.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I remember the first time I heard it was Lil Kim and for whatever reason it seemed fairly reasonable.
    First time I heard it was about Mark Almond - in the 80's.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    Are we all just too old to know what young celeb is being accused of massive semen intake?

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    I've been accused of having massive (and delicious) semen outflow.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Just stick to talking dumb, incoherent shit with the other dummies. Don't open that cocksucker you call a mouth about something you don't know anything about unless you're ready to face the retribution. And believe me, you're not. You'll hate it.

    I remember that rumor being spread about Lil Kim, who else had it going? Lady Gaga I think might have gotten it at some point?
    I was told Elton John..? My life is a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    1 gallon=8.35 pounds
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    That is not a thing.
    Yes, it is. The average density of semen is 1.0 g/mL, just like water.

    I mean, I would have stated it as 8.3 #/gal but I don't figure your objection is about significant figures.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Have we confirmed that that woman wasn't Gunz?
    I've never been with Kobe.

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    It took a semen discussion to bring PineapplePete out of hiding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Rod Stewart. back in the day.
    I was familiar with the Rod Stewart/soccer team urban legend from tv or the internet or something, which I used to debunk the first real life retelling of the legend when some guys at Boys State told it with Mariah Carey and an American football team. Rod Stewart was first, for sure.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Ha, you went to Boys State? I went to Girls State.

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    Yep! I also went to Boys Nation. If I can find a digital version, I should upload the picture of awkward, brace-faced me shaking hands with Bill Clinton.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Rod Stewart. back in the day.
    This.

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    It took a semen discussion to bring PineapplePete out of hiding.
    Ahahahahaha!
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Psh.
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    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Kind of weird reading this thread with Randy being on ignore.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You're not missing much,Amyzzz
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    NIPPLE PETE! How've you been, Pete?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I did an OkCupid meet up for the first time last night. She is doing a particle physics PhD and is a burlesque dancer on the weekends. I think I might be in love

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