It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[RotationSlimWang]

Any woman in this thread willing to admit to having a second load dropped in her when there was probably already one still in there? Huh?

[algunz]

Hahahaha, who hasn't?

[guedita]

He's talking about different load sources, gunz. (Ya slut).

[RotationSlimWang]

... she might be too, Guedi.

[algunz]

This just turned in to an I never game.

[RotationSlimWang]

... and still not a denial.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

rather, prolific admittance?

[weeklymix]

I want to know Gunz's record back-to-back.

[RotationSlimWang]

I want to know Gunz's record back-to-back.

Let's see, there was me, then you... who else was in that pool hall?

[JustSteve]

Didn't that chick Kobe "raped" in Colorado have 2 different loads in her panties when tested?

[RotationSlimWang]

SEVEN. Seven different kinds of DNA.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

That's an amazing peice of information to have offhand.

[RotationSlimWang]

I'm basing it off of Dave Chappelle, so it might be slightly inaccurate.

[RotationSlimWang]

In fact, it would appear to be just two.

[guedita]

Have we confirmed that that woman wasn't Gunz?

[RotationSlimWang]

Wait... then who was it?

[RotationSlimWang]

I was just sticking my dick EVERYWHERE that night. I think I got Weekly pregnant.

[sonofhal]

I remember the first time I heard it was Lil Kim and for whatever reason it seemed fairly reasonable.

First time I heard it was about Mark Almond - in the 80's.

[guedita]

Are we all just too old to know what young celeb is being accused of massive semen intake?

[RotationSlimWang]

I've been accused of having massive (and delicious) semen outflow.

[PineapplePete]

Just stick to talking dumb, incoherent shit with the other dummies. Don't open that cocksucker you call a mouth about something you don't know anything about unless you're ready to face the retribution. And believe me, you're not. You'll hate it.

I remember that rumor being spread about Lil Kim, who else had it going? Lady Gaga I think might have gotten it at some point?

I was told Elton John..? My life is a lie.

[mountmccabe]

1 gallon=8.35 pounds

That is not a thing.

Yes, it is. The average density of semen is 1.0 g/mL, just like water.

I mean, I would have stated it as 8.3 #/gal but I don't figure your objection is about significant figures.

[algunz]

Have we confirmed that that woman wasn't Gunz?

I've never been with Kobe.

[HotHamWater]

It took a semen discussion to bring PineapplePete out of hiding.

[Miroir Noir]

Rod Stewart. back in the day.

I was familiar with the Rod Stewart/soccer team urban legend from tv or the internet or something, which I used to debunk the first real life retelling of the legend when some guys at Boys State told it with Mariah Carey and an American football team. Rod Stewart was first, for sure.

[algunz]

Ha, you went to Boys State? I went to Girls State.

[Miroir Noir]

Yep! I also went to Boys Nation. If I can find a digital version, I should upload the picture of awkward, brace-faced me shaking hands with Bill Clinton.

[HowToDisappear]

Rod Stewart. back in the day.

This.

It took a semen discussion to bring PineapplePete out of hiding.

Ahahahahaha!

[Devin the Dude]

Psh.

[amyzzz]

Kind of weird reading this thread with Randy being on ignore.