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    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.
    Holy shit this is amazing.
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    Vitamin C?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Someone needs to sig that.
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    Someone needs to sig that.
    I did as soon as I saw it.

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    I believe the guy.
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    I did as soon as I saw it.
    yessssssssssss
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I believe the guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.
    Now I don't believe him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

    ahahahahahahahaha
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I might be going on OK Cupid again, I'm nervous about it.

    Is it a good idea to look for matches in an area that you visit every once in a while and MIGHT be moving to in the future? This would be an area, like, hundreds of miles from where you presently live.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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    It might be useful for gathering information to help you decide if you want to move (to get an idea of the size and breadth of the dating pool compared to where you are now or other possible locations) but I don't see why you would want to start messaging or investing yourself in anybody until you actually moved.

    I say this as someone who moved 2500 miles to be with somebody; I was actively against starting a long distance relationship.
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    i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

    also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back
    I don't think you have my new address, so it will probably just get sent back to you.

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    I think you should lettuce be the judge of said letter. Post it up.

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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Those are amazing.

    I am kind of terrified by FindYourFaceMate.
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    I feel like dad-rock wouldn't get so bad of a rep if we called it pop-rock

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    Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.
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    Not everyone looks good naked.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Singles With Food Allergies? Ugh give me a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.
    If you can't figure out who the men wearing fishnet stockings are within the first week of being online, then you probably deserve to learn the hard way.

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    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
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    Nope.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Nope.
    agreed
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.
    Well I was going to say in my profile that I don't live in the area, but do visit out there a few times a year and am considering moving there.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    agreed
    ^5.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
    I care for a lady who is going to be 89 next month. Her and her boyfriend had a spat the other day and she told me to keep an eye out for a new boyfriend for her, preferably someone younger... I bet I'd get a lot of Brownie points while you were being made to feel like a kid again...Let's do this!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Cougarlife.com

    ON IT

    EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.
    I had no idea this existed. Any luck?

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    There are plenty of newly divorced women in their 40s that would be very happy to get fucked by a 28-year old.
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    "sea captain date the fuck dot com"
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    anyone ever got head from one of those big enhanced lipped, plastic surgery older cat face women? Just curious. I find them so disgusting, but am also concerned for them on a human level.

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