Page 368 of 494 FirstFirst ... 363364365366367368369370371372373 ... LastLast
Results 11,011 to 11,040 of 14819

Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. #11011

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    hand job
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  2. #11012
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ... how about for a second date you just hand her 60 dollars and take your blowie?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  3. #11013
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Also, for fuck's sake, I was a whore myself and even I feel like this is brutally unromantic.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  4. #11014

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Also, for fuck's sake, I was a whore myself and even I feel like this is brutally unromantic.
    are you female?

    I found it to be fun and exciting.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  5. #11015
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ... and now you're trying to take her out on a real date? Dude just buy some weed and keep it near a bed.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  6. #11016

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... and now you're trying to take her out on a real date? Dude just buy some weed and keep it near a bed.
    No, I want a repeat, she isn't getting back to me.

    Now answer my question.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  7. #11017
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    No, I am not female. You don't have to have a vag to be a ho.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  8. #11018

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    No, I am not female. You don't have to have a vag to be a ho.

    Why did you do it? Drugs, survival, excitement, Coachella tickets?
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  9. #11019
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ... fun?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  10. #11020

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... fun?
    Awesome!
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

  11. #11021
    Pedley Rocks JustSteve's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    the Beach of Newport
    Posts
    12,111

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    No, I am not female. You don't have to have a vag to be a ho.

  12. #11022
    The Encyclopedia bmack86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Bishop, CA
    Posts
    28,036

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I love it. That is classic.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

  13. #11023
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,407

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    i like hiking dates, but not as a first date. i was trapped on a trail once with a guy who wanted to know if eggs went bad or not.

    outdoorsy people are attractive, but they always tend to be more hardcore than i am.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  14. #11024
    Coachella Junkie getbetter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    East Palo Alto
    Posts
    8,561

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    First dates shoukd always include some type of intoxication to make sure they can keep their shit togethor.
    Translation

    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





  15. #11025
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,061

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I'm with you. During my extremely brief foray into online dating I filtered out anyone who appeared to go outside too much.
    Right. I was silly to ever think I'd find a guy who was down to lay in bed doing drugs, having sex, and watching Golden Girls with me on a dating site.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

  16. #11026
    Endearingly Dislikable RotationSlimWang's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    11,892

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'll hang out in your bed, I'll do your drugs, and I'll penetrate your orifices... but I'm probably gonna be paying more attention to my laptop than GG.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

  17. #11027
    Coachella Junkie weeklymix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    7,332

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating



    I haven't had sex in a while.

  18. #11028
    Can't Post anymore. bummer Zafocaine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Posts
    2,027

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Right. I was silly to ever think I'd find a guy who was down to lay in bed doing drugs, having sex, and watching Golden Girls with me on a dating site.
    Golden Girls is sort of a deal killer. No one wants to look up from blasting a line up their nose to seeing you fifty years in the future on television. *shivers*

  19. #11029
    Can't Post anymore. bummer Zafocaine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Posts
    2,027

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Golden Girls is sort of a deal killer. No one wants to look up from blasting a line up their nose to seeing you fifty years in the future on television. *shivers*
    And when I say no one, I mean this guy right here is down. Was I supposed to be more subtle? Fail.

  20. #11030
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,407

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post


    I haven't had sex in a while.
    start with getting rid of the unibrow
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  21. #11031
    Coachella Junkie sonofhal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    8,958

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Probably been mentioned, but...

    http://www.indiedating.com/us/
    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by korbinn View Post
    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

  22. #11032
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,407

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Probably been mentioned, but...

    http://www.indiedating.com/us/
    hahaha, we should battle for who can make the most pretentious profile
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  23. #11033
    Coachella Junkie getbetter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    East Palo Alto
    Posts
    8,561

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I got the cats to like me !!!!! They seem unfriendly and I was very worried about it....but. ***whip crack** * i tamed those pussies.
    Translation

    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





  24. #11034
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,646

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Wait. How's your dating life going, Bev?
    As of January 22, 2013, I'm over it...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  25. #11035
    Coachella Junkie SoulDischarge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Vampire State Building
    Posts
    16,086

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I fucking hate people. This guy, who I've never met in the flesh, was going to go to DEMF this year for the first time and we were gonna meet up and hang out. The fest is totally up his alley, and he seems like a really cool dude in general. I mentioned that maybe I'd organize a room full of homos if I could but didn't set anything in stone. So he posted something on FB about wanting to go to Miami around WMC and I commented on it saying "This better not fuck up your DEMF plans." So he messaged me saying he was still in for DEMF and might even bring a friend. I mentioned that I might be staying with this guy I hooked up with that lives in Detroit, to which he replied "Oh. Well. I guess that changes things." And then we had this long drawn out conversation where he basically guilt tripped me because he thought this was going to be some kind of exclusive date between me and him all weekend while at the same time being all fucking passive aggressive and saying shit like "This isn't your fault, I can't blame you, I just wear my heart on my sleeve." I never made it seem like it was going to be some kind of romantic getaway weekend, just that there might be the possibility of sex if there was free time and we hit it off. He said he'd have to think about it overnight and now he's definitively not going because he won't be able to figure out lodging if we're not going to be shacking up together. I tried again to convince him to go for his own goddamned benefit and stay in the really awesome hostel there. And this is what he said back to me: "It just wouldn't go down how i imagined it would. And, in this instance, I'm not really willing to compromise too much. Again, I'm sorry." Fucking childish. If he wants to be a bitch about things, his presence won't be missed. I just don't get why everyone has to be so damned melodramatic about minor things like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

  26. #11036
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,061

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    He sounds like someone who would cry after you fucked him anyway, Patrick. (Unless that's what you're into)

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

  27. #11037
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,407

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    well at least you dogged a bullet there. i don't think it has anything to do with his heart being on his sleeve and everything to do with him projecting his expectations onto you.

    i had a slight bit of drama about my ex meeting up with me at a concert over the weekend (i was also bringing a friend and potentially meeting-up with other people, this was not exclusive either). the night before he's texting me after midnight about how he may not be able to go because his girlfriend was getting upset. and the only reason she gets upset and doesn't like me is because of whatever he has told her. i barely see this guy but maybe once a year and we hadn't even kissed in a decade. there was absolutely no reason for her to be concerned. and why put us in this situation where she now doesn't like me doesn't make any sense. just don't tell your girlfriend how great you think i am. problem solved.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  28. #11038
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,706

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    After a 4 month dating break I have decided to try again. I have a date on Thursday with someone who seems to be very mature. I am sure it will go horribly, but I can't help but to be slightly excited about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  29. #11039
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    23,061

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    1. Why are you sure it will go horribly -- this isn't a good attitude

    2. How does he seem mature?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

  30. #11040
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,706

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Previous dating experience just has me a little leary I suppose. As everyone has pointed out my picker is broken, which becomes more and more obvious with every dating adventure. He has a good job, a drivers license, a car, a house and can carry on a decent conversation, there has to be something wrong with him, right? He has kids, which is normally against my rules, but he seems to be a very good dad which I find strangly sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 41
    Last Post: 11-27-2012, 08:11 PM
  2. The Coachella Message Board Thread Index Thread
    By SoulDischarge in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-30-2011, 07:35 PM
  3. Replies: 183
    Last Post: 10-03-2009, 11:12 PM
  4. Warrior Queen rubs one out on stage
    By SubBass49 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-19-2009, 09:27 AM
  5. Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.
    By TommyboyUNM in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 134
    Last Post: 12-11-2008, 08:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •