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    it's the easiest way to sound adventurous and outdoorsy but still, y'know, hold down a 9-5

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    Hiking to me is just drinking tall cans and smoking pot in a woodsy area.

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    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    I consider walking back to the bar in the morning to retrieve my car hiking.

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    but are you drinking a tall can to retrieve your car?

    Trentemoller @ Mezzanine 04/06/14
    The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
    Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    the 20 year old from last summer isn't getting back to me.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    I hate you yet sometimes you do make me smile SMA

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    The Knife @ The Fox 04/15/14
    Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14


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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    but are you drinking a tall can to retrieve your car?
    ROCKSTAR RECOVERY mixed with my own sweat and tears.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    it's the easiest way to sound adventurous and outdoorsy but still, y'know, hold down a 9-5
    Are "adventurous and outdoorsy" desirable qualities?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Are "adventurous and outdoorsy" desirable qualities?
    Gross, no.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    YES
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    SLOTHFUL AND MORIBUND > ADVENTUROUS AND OUTDOORSY

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Incidentally, is there a dating website for people only on mobility scooters yet?

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Gross, no.
    Yeah, you just wouldn't stop complaining at Yosemite. I think you were a bigger fan of the cheese shop we went to after.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



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    Then again, there was a llama.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



    The National/Warpaint - 4/21 - Moody Theater
    Thee Silver MT. Zion Orchestra - 4/22 - The Mohawk
    Mogwai - 4/24 - Emo's
    Cloud Nothings/The Men - 4/26 - The Mohawk
    Austin Psych Fest - 5/2 - 5/4 - Carson Creek Ranch
    King Khan & the Shrines - 5/30 - The Mohawk
    Cut Copy - 6/21 - Stubbs
    Swans - 6/27 - The Mohawk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    Then again, there was a llama.
    Who was totally hitting on me btw

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    A good hike is really the best way to get to learn to know a person. You have to talk, and if they smoke pot you can kick the can for hours. It's awesome. That was one of mine and my husband's first dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Who was totally hitting on me btw

    I think he just wanted your grilled cheese sandwich. I don't blame him. SO GOOD.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



    The National/Warpaint - 4/21 - Moody Theater
    Thee Silver MT. Zion Orchestra - 4/22 - The Mohawk
    Mogwai - 4/24 - Emo's
    Cloud Nothings/The Men - 4/26 - The Mohawk
    Austin Psych Fest - 5/2 - 5/4 - Carson Creek Ranch
    King Khan & the Shrines - 5/30 - The Mohawk
    Cut Copy - 6/21 - Stubbs
    Swans - 6/27 - The Mohawk
    Boris - 7/29 - The Mohawk

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    QUOTE=algunz;2619818]A good hike is really the best way to get to learn to know a person. You have to talk, and if they smoke pot you can kick the can for hours. It's awesome. That was one of mine and my husband's first dates.[/QUOTE]



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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    SLOTHFUL AND MORIBUND > ADVENTUROUS AND OUTDOORSY
    I'm with you. During my extremely brief foray into online dating I filtered out anyone who appeared to go outside too much.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I hate you yet sometimes you do make me smile SMA
    Why do you hate me? I never did anything to you. I don't even know who you are.
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    You're vastly disappointing and terrible.

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    Factory Floor @ The Independent 04/16/14
    The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's 04/17/14
    Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's 04/26/15
    Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch 05/02-04/14
    The Decemberist @ Crystal Ballroom 05/30/14
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    thanks for whatever you did in mexico.



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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    You're vastly disappointing and terrible.
    This breaks my heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, is there a dating website for people only on mobility scooters yet?
    yes. it's called youporn.com

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    Hover round takes me where I wanna go.... Where will it take me?

    I'm glad black guys jingle has been answered finally.

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    Any advice on getting another date with the 20 year old?
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Tell her you will buy her Alcohol.
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    Do you have an AARP card that can get you discounts at movies and such? That might woo her.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Do you have an AARP card that can get you discounts at movies and such? That might woo her.
    I am too risk averse to do this in a movie theatre. Besides the last date was 11 minutes and cost me $40.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    ... so she's a hoor?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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