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    but are you drinking a tall can to retrieve your car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/23/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    the 20 year old from last summer isn't getting back to me.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    I hate you yet sometimes you do make me smile SMA
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/23/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    but are you drinking a tall can to retrieve your car?
    ROCKSTAR RECOVERY mixed with my own sweat and tears.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    it's the easiest way to sound adventurous and outdoorsy but still, y'know, hold down a 9-5
    Are "adventurous and outdoorsy" desirable qualities?
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Are "adventurous and outdoorsy" desirable qualities?
    Gross, no.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    YES
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    SLOTHFUL AND MORIBUND > ADVENTUROUS AND OUTDOORSY

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Incidentally, is there a dating website for people only on mobility scooters yet?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Gross, no.
    Yeah, you just wouldn't stop complaining at Yosemite. I think you were a bigger fan of the cheese shop we went to after.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    Then again, there was a llama.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribbz View Post
    Then again, there was a llama.
    Who was totally hitting on me btw

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    A good hike is really the best way to get to learn to know a person. You have to talk, and if they smoke pot you can kick the can for hours. It's awesome. That was one of mine and my husband's first dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Who was totally hitting on me btw

    I think he just wanted your grilled cheese sandwich. I don't blame him. SO GOOD.
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Has Pitchfork revealed it's top 200 covers by Arcade Fire yet?

    Woods - 8/20 - Holy Mountain
    Jamie xx - 8/27 - The Mohawk
    Little Dragon - 8/31 - Moody Theater
    Ty Segall - 9/5 - The Mohawk
    Seth Troxler - 9/5 - Vulcan Gas Company
    Black Lips/King Khan & BBQ Show - 9/12 - J. Lorraine Ghost Town
    DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist - 9/18 - Moody Theater

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    QUOTE=algunz;2619818]A good hike is really the best way to get to learn to know a person. You have to talk, and if they smoke pot you can kick the can for hours. It's awesome. That was one of mine and my husband's first dates.[/QUOTE]



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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    SLOTHFUL AND MORIBUND > ADVENTUROUS AND OUTDOORSY
    I'm with you. During my extremely brief foray into online dating I filtered out anyone who appeared to go outside too much.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I hate you yet sometimes you do make me smile SMA
    Why do you hate me? I never did anything to you. I don't even know who you are.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    You're vastly disappointing and terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Jack White @ Bill .... 08/23/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
    War on Drugs @ Fillmore 10/05/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14


    Last.fm





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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    You're vastly disappointing and terrible.
    This breaks my heart.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, is there a dating website for people only on mobility scooters yet?
    yes. it's called youporn.com

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    Hover round takes me where I wanna go.... Where will it take me?

    I'm glad black guys jingle has been answered finally.

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    Any advice on getting another date with the 20 year old?
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Tell her you will buy her Alcohol.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Do you have an AARP card that can get you discounts at movies and such? That might woo her.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Do you have an AARP card that can get you discounts at movies and such? That might woo her.
    I am too risk averse to do this in a movie theatre. Besides the last date was 11 minutes and cost me $40.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    ... so she's a hoor?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... so she's a hoor?
    She wouldn't let me fuck her, she just wanted weed money.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    So what did you do to her?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    For 11 minutes?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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