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    I gotta message that girl back on Match. I keep lagging or finding excuses not to.

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    Why don't you just pick up a girl at a hookah bar in Westwood, Persian pussy ain't that hairy

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    Sometimes this thread is better than a cold shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Sometimes this thread is better than a cold shower.
    This thread is better than a fake pussy made of concrete.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    This thread is better than a fake pussy made of concrete.
    I would like to challenge this statement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Why don't you just pick up a girl at a hookah bar in Westwood, Persian pussy ain't that hairy
    Persianig Pussay costs mucho $$$ dude. you at least gotta have a German auto

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    I just ate what I would call a menstrual cupcake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    I gotta message that girl back on Match. I keep lagging or finding excuses not to.
    Why don't you just fucking message her instead of coming here and talking about messaging her?
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    After again, not hearing form this guy for months, Netflix/small dick dude emailed me with some youtube videos he thought I would enjoy. And told me that I should move to Chicago because he just moved back there.

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    You should ask him if he has HBOGO.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Why the fuck would he email you now that he's moved? Don't these guys get that you aren't interested, anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Don't these guys get that you aren't interested, anyway?
    It probably doesn't matter to him or he's in denial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    wow, it's you, you're here! Check out this one:



    aye whey
    Total camel toe. I see the little diamond.

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    jeez, really gazing down there, aren't you?

    I enjoy it too and admittedly have looked at it more than her face. But also wonder why the purse and walking stick are laying there. Does she prefer doing it on the floor?

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    I gaze regularly from head to toe. It's kind of my thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    After again, not hearing form this guy for months, Netflix/small dick dude emailed me with some youtube videos he thought I would enjoy. And told me that I should move to Chicago because he just moved back there.
    What happened to heavy metal chair thrower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    In high school a new girl I was talking to touched my hand and a jolt of electricity raced up my spine, and the tingles lasted for minutes afterward. It was extremely brief skin on skin contact but it was an amazing feeling and I have never forgotten it.

    I have longed in vain to get that feeling again.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Yes, Brokendoll, he described it as a "jolt of electricity" and you posted a device that could literally give him that.

    Good one.

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    I still get the "jolt of electricity" from time to time when my husband touches me. Not in a sexual way, just those innocent moments when our skin brushes against each other randomly. I hope that never goes away.

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    Sometimes when I'm feeling desperate to make a connection with someone I'm dating I roll my entire body all over the carpet and then put my hand on them and it shocks them and I scream "I ELECTRIFY YOU DON'T I LOOK AT THE CHEMISTRY WE HAVE"

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    It would probably be more appropriate to comment on the physics you have.
    or perhaps it would be hot to remark on how the coefficient of dielectric breakdown seems lower in your presence, even at room temperature and low humidity.
    Last edited by jackstraw94086; 11-28-2012 at 10:19 AM.

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    NERD ALERT

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    whatever. The varnish is melting off the seat of your chair right now and you know it.

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    Do you suggest that Guedita exudes acetone thinner from her chemical factory because that's an interesting theory

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    That's not what he's suggesting you fucking buffoon.

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    I've recently reconnected with an old flame from college and on a whim have booked a ticket to fly and see her in Texas next weekend. I've gotten tired of womanizing so I think this'll be good for me. She really has me up in the clouds.

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    Awwwww sounds like a amazing time.
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    is this the girl that you talked about in your "get to know your fellow board members"?
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