It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Oh, you're not a Romney supporter just a racist

Political correctness works better on the internets than on the streets.

[getbetter]

You probably mean suburbs right?

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

You probably mean suburbs right?

I didn't inquire far enough to find out where she wanted me to go or if she wanted to come here.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lano...olice-say.html

[guedita]

My roomate, for example, is always asking my female friends that come to hang out, if he can have their number. Hes a nice guy and all, but some of my friends are completely out of his league. Also, when we are out and a less attractive girl tries to chat, he dismisses them. Ive known the dude for 5 years and im pretty sure he has not gotten much over this period. Time to lower standards...... especially with looks and body type.

My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.

[algunz]

You guys should take these guys out on some double dates, so they have to chat with their "below standard" dates. They might be pleasantly surprised.

[chiapet]

My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.

Let's be real here. He only wants to date you, but "settles" for trying to date 9's or 10's, which is absolutely not going to happen either.

He's not bad looking or anything, he just absolutely has no game, and in addition to lack of game, is super awkward in general.

[greghead]

Ha. Everytime I see a photo of him I'm shocked he has issues picking up women. Then I hang out with him and am shocked he's ever picked up a woman.

[grannock]

You guys should take these guys out on some double dates, so they have to chat with their "below standard" dates. They might be pleasantly surprised.

In order to go on a double date dude needs have someone willing to go out with him.

[ENluv12]

My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.

Didn't he ask you to be a +1 to some event? A dating thing, i believe.

[OnlyNonStranger]

There is a chick up here where I work that I feel like has definitely fallen in love with me.

She is going to be burned so badly.

Went much better than expected. Good thing I cut it off when I did though. She wrote me a really sappy email afterwards and then posted a heartbreak song on her facebook wall.

[Robin]

I had a pretty kick ass time this past weekend with someone I met off of OKCupid a few weeks ago. That white boy can dance.

[saranater]

I'm moving in with someone December 1st that I met on POF. We met Wednesday...

[OnlyNonStranger]

That is fucking stupid.

[saranater]

Haha we are just moving in as roommates. He was moving here from Ireland, on POF just to meet people. We chatted a lot, I was helping him find a place to live. Then I needed a place to live. So we decided to be roommates. Met last week and he is a kickass dude. Oh I lied, we met Friday.

[getbetter]

This sounds horrible ...."We met on Plenty of Fish"

[saranater]

I make weird decisions that usually result in awesome adventures.

[JorgeC]

is being boiled alive and fed to cats an "awesome adventure"?

[Kyliediscope]

I've moved in with roommates I met off craigslist. I don't see this as much different.

[saranater]

is being boiled alive and fed to cats an "awesome adventure"?

My second roommate, a guy I've down for years and years, is the one I'm more concerned about. My nickname for him is "the psychopath"

[chiapet]

Ha. Everytime I see a photo of him I'm shocked he has issues picking up women. Then I hang out with him and am shocked he's ever picked up a woman.

Yea, he is attractive enough that he shouldn't have any issues. It's literally everything else except for his appearance that is wrong.

I had a pretty kick ass time this past weekend with someone I met off of OKCupid a few weeks ago. That white boy can dance.

Your OKC guy was awesome!

[Robin]

Your OKC guy was awesome!

He says you're awesome too! Besides the fact that you kept us up till like 0630.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

Who wants to go out with me?

[chiapet]

Besides the fact that you kept us up till like 0630.

Ooops... yea, somewhere in the back of my mind was a little voice that kept telling me I was *really* imposing on your date...

[Robin]

Ooops... yea, somewhere in the back of my mind was a little voice that kept telling me I was *really* imposing on your date...

Lol. You were more imposing on sleep time. We pretty much passed straight out when you left.

Forgot to mention that he brought me a sandwich even though there was no sex involved. Bonus points.

[guedita]

A man at the bar asked me if I wanted to arm wrestle him. I said no. And then he said, "Well, since you don't want to arm wrestle, how about you dance with my son." And then introduced me to his son.

No.

[miscorrections]

I love your life.

[saranater]

Arm wrestling at the bar is one of my best (and only?) pick-up moves.

I'm not that good at picking up...

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I am going to be alone forever

[getbetter]

I am going to be alone forever

We can only hope so.

[bug on your lip]

Who wants to arm wrestle?