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    Quote Originally Posted by grannock View Post
    My roomate, for example, is always asking my female friends that come to hang out, if he can have their number. Hes a nice guy and all, but some of my friends are completely out of his league. Also, when we are out and a less attractive girl tries to chat, he dismisses them. Ive known the dude for 5 years and im pretty sure he has not gotten much over this period. Time to lower standards...... especially with looks and body type.
    My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.

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    You guys should take these guys out on some double dates, so they have to chat with their "below standard" dates. They might be pleasantly surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.
    Let's be real here. He only wants to date you, but "settles" for trying to date 9's or 10's, which is absolutely not going to happen either.

    He's not bad looking or anything, he just absolutely has no game, and in addition to lack of game, is super awkward in general.

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    Ha. Everytime I see a photo of him I'm shocked he has issues picking up women. Then I hang out with him and am shocked he's ever picked up a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You guys should take these guys out on some double dates, so they have to chat with their "below standard" dates. They might be pleasantly surprised.
    In order to go on a double date dude needs have someone willing to go out with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    My male housemate is the same way. Only wants to date 9s or 10s, has no game whatsoever, is himself far below what he thinks. Never gets laid.
    Didn't he ask you to be a +1 to some event? A dating thing, i believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    There is a chick up here where I work that I feel like has definitely fallen in love with me.

    She is going to be burned so badly.
    Went much better than expected. Good thing I cut it off when I did though. She wrote me a really sappy email afterwards and then posted a heartbreak song on her facebook wall.

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    I had a pretty kick ass time this past weekend with someone I met off of OKCupid a few weeks ago. That white boy can dance.

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    I'm moving in with someone December 1st that I met on POF. We met Wednesday...

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    That is fucking stupid.

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    Haha we are just moving in as roommates. He was moving here from Ireland, on POF just to meet people. We chatted a lot, I was helping him find a place to live. Then I needed a place to live. So we decided to be roommates. Met last week and he is a kickass dude. Oh I lied, we met Friday.

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    This sounds horrible ...."We met on Plenty of Fish"
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    I make weird decisions that usually result in awesome adventures.

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    is being boiled alive and fed to cats an "awesome adventure"?
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    I've moved in with roommates I met off craigslist. I don't see this as much different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    is being boiled alive and fed to cats an "awesome adventure"?
    My second roommate, a guy I've down for years and years, is the one I'm more concerned about. My nickname for him is "the psychopath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Ha. Everytime I see a photo of him I'm shocked he has issues picking up women. Then I hang out with him and am shocked he's ever picked up a woman.
    Yea, he is attractive enough that he shouldn't have any issues. It's literally everything else except for his appearance that is wrong.

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    I had a pretty kick ass time this past weekend with someone I met off of OKCupid a few weeks ago. That white boy can dance.
    Your OKC guy was awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Your OKC guy was awesome!
    He says you're awesome too! Besides the fact that you kept us up till like 0630.

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    Who wants to go out with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Besides the fact that you kept us up till like 0630.
    Ooops... yea, somewhere in the back of my mind was a little voice that kept telling me I was *really* imposing on your date...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Ooops... yea, somewhere in the back of my mind was a little voice that kept telling me I was *really* imposing on your date...
    Lol. You were more imposing on sleep time. We pretty much passed straight out when you left.

    Forgot to mention that he brought me a sandwich even though there was no sex involved. Bonus points.

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    A man at the bar asked me if I wanted to arm wrestle him. I said no. And then he said, "Well, since you don't want to arm wrestle, how about you dance with my son." And then introduced me to his son.

    No.

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    I love your life.
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    Arm wrestling at the bar is one of my best (and only?) pick-up moves.

    I'm not that good at picking up...

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    I am going to be alone forever
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I am going to be alone forever
    We can only hope so.
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    Who wants to arm wrestle?
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    I've got something you can wrestle.

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    We can only hope so.
    I swear to gawd I will get you for this.
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