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    And Patrick, a blowjob and wild turkey while playing with cats is the most romantic thing I could think of. Kudos.
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    i'm getting ready, how much cleavage should i show guys? i'm not busting out the friday night "i just had a fight with my boyfriend" shirts, but my work clothes make me look like a librarian.
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    Everyone loves a sexy librarian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i'm getting ready, how much cleavage should i show guys? i'm not busting out the friday night "i just had a fight with my boyfriend" shirts, but my work clothes make me look like a librarian.
    Post photos of cleavage options and we'll vote on it.

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    When in doubt, bust them out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    When in doubt, bust them out.
    I think I'm falling in love with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    When in doubt, bust them out.
    This phrase can also be used for pretty much anything. but yes great advice.
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    I would add the caveat: When in doubt bust them out, as long as you are comfortable with it, and you are not meeting his parents.

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    Courtney; go on....

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    Parents hate boobs. It's a biological fact.

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    Not brown families, they want them grand babies husky and lovable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    Everyone loves a sexy librarian.
    This is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Parents hate boobs. It's a biological fact.

    My Dutch boyfriend's dad and mom both complimented me on my breasts.

    Also I accidentally spit a piece of potato out of my mouth and it landed on my highschool boyfriend's mother's face for a full 3 seconds before she realized it was there.

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    ^
    I should correct myself and just say ethnic families love boobies

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    three hours talking until i absolutely had to leave to get to work by 6sm tomorrow. he paid for dinner even after i tried to. we realized we were at the same awesome concert and didn't know it. he knows the lady who helped me get hired on with the company i'm still at. fabulous first date. ready for more! mid-level cleavage worked.
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    6am? You could be out til 1am
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    Masturbating and getting stoned takes a lot out of ones sleep cycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    Robin, i agree with Cara, he probably thought you were kidding.
    No, he just didn't give a shit whether she was serious or not. He had to get home to his girlfriend.
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    Men deal with repressed homosexuality by pretending to be women.
    "How long will this last, this delicious feeling of being alive, of having penetrated the veil which hides beauty and the wonders of celestial vistas? It doesn't matter, as there can be nothing but gratitude for even a glimpse of what exists for those who can become open to it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    She is bound to get some breathalyzer guys since she automatically will not see someone who does not drink.
    Me dating someone who doesn't drink would be like you dating someone who doesn't like music.

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    I want to hear about how he told you that he's got a breathalyzer in the car.
    He is from CA and has only lived her a year, he lives out in Mesa which is about 45 minutes from where I live. I had asked him if earlier if he had a car and a license as part of my typical screening process and he had said yes. I was trying to figure out where we could meet but he isn't at all familiar with the valley so we were kind of going back and forth. I was getting tired of the process and said, dude, you do realize how far you live from me, I just don't see this being a good idea, with the distance it will make it very hard to meetup, especially if we plan to meet for a beer, have you heard about the horrible DUI laws we have around here. He responds with some blah blah about being willing to drive wherever then says he has a blow and go in his car. I asked what the fuck is a blow and go and he said the breathalyzer. I told him then I wasn't going to meet him because I was not going to hang out with someone if I am going to be stuck doing all the driving. He then said he was just kidding.... I still backed out of the date though because he wasn't willing to make a plan on where to meet, I am sick of always making the plan. So we ended up talking on the phone last night for like an hour, it went really well and he still wants to meet, but then he says again that he has a blow and go in his car. So come to find out the just kidding was a lie. Grrr.

    His DUI was kind of bullshit though, if I am to believe the story. Supposedly he was in Scottsdale drinking, was super drunk and sitting on the curb next to the car, the cops came up and because he had his keys in his pocket he had intent to drive and got the DUI. Which I have heard happening around here before. I have actually slept off being drunk in my car and hid my keys in the trunk just to avoid such things.

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    PS getting drunk with a date and a breathalyzer and playing the guess the BAC level is totally romantic.
    Some friends and I went to a gokart place here in phoenix and in order to drive you have to blow in a machine, some of us were already trashed so we decided to make a game of who could get more drunk and blow a higher number. It was fun until one guy puked.
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    good for you, audra. jesus, how hard is it to find a spot to meet? on a first date i will go most anywhere.

    at a party once someone had a breathalyzer. fun stuff, even though the numbers mean fuckall to me.



    and i didn't have to work at 6am, my physical therapy is later than i had thought. d*oh. oh well, probably good to quit while i was ahead anyways he could walk to carly's downtown, that could make for some really fun stumbling drunk action in the future. i think this was my first time going there NOT to meet coachella people. being able to walk anywhere fun in this city is a novelty.
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    His excuse is he has been here a year on this contract for intel and has only been working and going home. I feel kind of bad for the guy, which is how they always suck me in. He does have his own place here, a house in CA, a good job, two vehicles, etc. I told him I would give him a second chance if he could come up with a decent place for us to meet half way between west phoenix and mesa. We will see if he knows how to google search.
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    why don't you suggest a place since he doesn't know the area? my folks and i would meet at the biltmore a lot as a sort of halfway.
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    It is something new I am trying. One of my big pet peeves in relationships and friendships is the I don't know, what do you want to do conversation. Also, I am not as familiar with Tempe or downtown, which is about halfway. So I told him he had to find a dive bar with pool tables in that area that he feels comfortable that he can find and I will meet him there.

    But, if you have any suggestions I will take them.
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    That guy's already lied to you once and you haven't even met yet. Run!

    And if you want to confirm his DUI story, search him on the AZ Courts page, the documents may well be scanned in and you can read specifically what happened. He sounds completely full of shit to me.
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    I have seriously been taking that into consideration. The only thing keeping me from completely writing him off is the fact that we talked for at least an hour last night and I laughed the entire time. It's been way too long since I have enjoyed having a conversation with a guy that much.
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    i watched old Yogi Bear episodes last night and he kept calling his sidekick "Boob"
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    So I told him he had to find a dive bar with pool tables in that area that he feels comfortable that he can find and I will meet him there.

    But, if you have any suggestions I will take them.
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    Audra, no offense, but you should not meet that breathalyzer guy.
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