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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. 10-05-2012, 10:19 AM #9541
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'm reminded of 120 Days of Sodom.

    now THAT was an interesting read
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    So Audra how do you feel about anal? Specifically at your age.
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    I am not sure what age has to do with it, I feel the same about it now as I did in my younger years.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I think he means how's the o-ring holding up.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    back to boobies then: your favorite subject
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  6. 10-06-2012, 01:20 AM #9546
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    ^ that's sad

    Welp going to a wedding tomorrow, got a look at some of the bridesmaids today but they're mostly taken/off limits....here's hoping I make a new friend tomorrow

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  7. 10-07-2012, 08:38 AM #9547
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I went ahead and hid all my ex-girlfriend's posts on facebook. I didn't want to erase her completely as she's not out of my life yet but once I have what I need from her she is done. Looking back I really have no idea why we were together.

    Actually, that's a lie but I don't want to say why we were together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    I went ahead and hid all my ex-girlfriend's posts on facebook. I didn't want to erase her completely as she's not out of my life yet but once I have what I need from her she is done. Looking back I really have no idea why we were together.

    Actually, that's a lie but I don't want to say why we were together.

    Say
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  9. 10-07-2012, 01:44 PM #9549
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I have a pretty good guess.
    Last.fm


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    I would like to hear said guess.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Kinks?
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    a large waist?
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    Was it the bit of Japanese heritage in her? I feel like I should know this.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'm pretty sure I told you.
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    My memory fails me again.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Bitch loved Pokemon amirite?
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    You always wanted to date Ranger Rick?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?
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    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Gross
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    OMG... he's been there all this time !!! {cue dramatic revelatory John Hughes soundtrack }
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    You always wanted to date Ranger Rick?
    Who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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    OKIncest
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    Time to move to a new locale?
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    hahahhahaha, that's hilarious.

    and i have a date thursday
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I have been talking to a guy who is my age, has a job, a car, etc. I was kind of excited to meet him, but then he sent me a photo and there is a big painting of Jesus on the wall behind him. It made me lose interest. I might be being overly picky but I just don't do the religious thing very well.
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    I wouldn't necessarily think that means he is a super religious person. It could just mean he thinks it's a good picture of him.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Perhaps he's implying that Jesus has his back
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    How many non religious people have giant paintings of Jesus on their wall?
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