I'm reminded of 120 Days of Sodom.
now THAT was an interesting read
So Audra how do you feel about anal? Specifically at your age.
I think he means how's the o-ring holding up.
^ that's sad
Welp going to a wedding tomorrow, got a look at some of the bridesmaids today but they're mostly taken/off limits....here's hoping I make a new friend tomorrow
I went ahead and hid all my ex-girlfriend's posts on facebook. I didn't want to erase her completely as she's not out of my life yet but once I have what I need from her she is done. Looking back I really have no idea why we were together.
Actually, that's a lie but I don't want to say why we were together.
I would like to hear said guess.
Was it the bit of Japanese heritage in her? I feel like I should know this.
I'm pretty sure I told you.
My memory fails me again.
Bitch loved Pokemon amirite?
OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
I have been talking to a guy who is my age, has a job, a car, etc. I was kind of excited to meet him, but then he sent me a photo and there is a big painting of Jesus on the wall behind him. It made me lose interest. I might be being overly picky but I just don't do the religious thing very well.
Perhaps he's implying that Jesus has his back