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    I'm reminded of 120 Days of Sodom.

    now THAT was an interesting read
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    So Audra how do you feel about anal? Specifically at your age.

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    I am not sure what age has to do with it, I feel the same about it now as I did in my younger years.
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    I think he means how's the o-ring holding up.

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    back to boobies then: your favorite subject
    2007, 2008, 2009, 2010

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    ^ that's sad

    Welp going to a wedding tomorrow, got a look at some of the bridesmaids today but they're mostly taken/off limits....here's hoping I make a new friend tomorrow


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    I went ahead and hid all my ex-girlfriend's posts on facebook. I didn't want to erase her completely as she's not out of my life yet but once I have what I need from her she is done. Looking back I really have no idea why we were together.

    Actually, that's a lie but I don't want to say why we were together.

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    I went ahead and hid all my ex-girlfriend's posts on facebook. I didn't want to erase her completely as she's not out of my life yet but once I have what I need from her she is done. Looking back I really have no idea why we were together.

    Actually, that's a lie but I don't want to say why we were together.

    Say
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    I have a pretty good guess.
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    I would like to hear said guess.

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    Kinks?

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    a large waist?
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    Was it the bit of Japanese heritage in her? I feel like I should know this.

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    I'm pretty sure I told you.

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    My memory fails me again.

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    Bitch loved Pokemon amirite?

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    You always wanted to date Ranger Rick?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile

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    Gross
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    OMG... he's been there all this time !!! {cue dramatic revelatory John Hughes soundtrack }
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    You always wanted to date Ranger Rick?
    Who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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    OKIncest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    Time to move to a new locale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    OKCupid just matched me with my brother's profile
    hahahhahaha, that's hilarious.

    and i have a date thursday
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    I have been talking to a guy who is my age, has a job, a car, etc. I was kind of excited to meet him, but then he sent me a photo and there is a big painting of Jesus on the wall behind him. It made me lose interest. I might be being overly picky but I just don't do the religious thing very well.
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    I wouldn't necessarily think that means he is a super religious person. It could just mean he thinks it's a good picture of him.
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    Perhaps he's implying that Jesus has his back

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    How many non religious people have giant paintings of Jesus on their wall?
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