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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    I thought you were nice the handful of times I have met you, Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    EDIT: i'm sure you're very lovely in person
    Not particularly, no.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Well, at times then, you are more becoming than usual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I thought you were nice the handful of times I have met you, Randy.
    I can be nice, I just don't really have to be. It's a luxury of living beautiful, beautiful, and universally sexually desired.
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    I blame Seattle for the prevalence, but it's weird being assessed by poly couples all the time.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Do couples just have lower standards? I'm not sure why I get so much more of that than anything else.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    On one's own you may come off as unapproachable. When one has a partner, you are more accessible.

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    I'm gonna say it's because Corinna looks like a party. And couples like a party.

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    Please don't misunderstand. She's a party but not all parties have an open door policy.

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    Yes, of course. I'm just saying that if you're a couple looking for a third, you're probably not going to choose the cute girl sitting quietly reading a math textbook in a library. You're going to choose the girl who is noticeably having an awesome time being out and about. Because if you want to have a third join, you're probably not doing it to mellow things out in your relationship.

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    I went to a baseball game last night and was talking to these guys in the lot afterwards. I ended up giving my number to one of them right before I left. He texted me about an hour later saying he thought I was cute. He then left me a voicemail this morning saying he misses me and wants to hang out.

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    Any personality will work. It depends on the couple's taste for that night. Adventurous lovers are more likely to go after the party girl, but a single male or female may be too intimidated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    He then left me a voicemail this morning saying he misses me
    Wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Wtf?
    Exactly my reaction.
    Imaginary boyfriend might have to make another appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Exactly my reaction.
    Imaginary boyfriend might have to make another appearance.
    If "Imaginary Boyfriend" has an older brother, could you hook me up?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I saw Robin teaching guys how to eat pussy on facebook. No wonder he misses you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Do they have any Kids and are somewhat attractive? I'm only asking because it a goal for a lot of young guys in/fresh out of college to hook up with a MILF. Not saying that is a goal of his but it's something you might want to pay some attention to.
    Also lol wtf? Dunno where you went to college but that wasn't true for any guy I knew. And before you ask, yes, they got laid, unlike me.

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    It has definitely become a huge notch that dudes are pursuing
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Note to self: Have kids. Get laid.

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    Stay hot after kids=get laid
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    This is a first message from someone I have never spoken to before. And this is not cropped -- it's the entirety of the message:


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    Also, he is 23.

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    Is he cute? He sounds kind of annoying, but I guess it's hard NOT to sound annoying when you talk about literature.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I am about to hook up with another fat chick. I really hate myself right now.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    He sounds incredibly annoying. Also, he says he wears a tie every single day just because he likes dressing up. He is a PhD student.

    But yes, he is cute. And too young for me.

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    Oh, brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    He sounds incredibly annoying. Also, he says he wears a tie every single day just because he likes dressing up. He is a PhD student.

    But yes, he is cute. And too young for me.
    Send him my way, I'll make him feel terrible about himself and then never talk to him again.
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    Oh, brother.
    hahahaha, stop this madness.
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    Online dating is pretty rad I dont know why more people dont do it. What sites are you guys using? I did match once and found it incredibly easy to use and to find worthwhile girls to talk to.

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    If I ever have money that isn't designated to going out and drinking, or smoking weed, I think I am going to give Match a try. The free sites mostly suck. I only get emails from freaks, married guys, married freaks, or youngins who are my children's age.
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