It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[VigoTheCarpathian]

EDIT: i'm sure you're very lovely in person

[algunz]

I thought you were nice the handful of times I have met you, Randy.

[miscorrections]

EDIT: i'm sure you're very lovely in person

Not particularly, no.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Well, at times then, you are more becoming than usual.

[RotationSlimWang]

I thought you were nice the handful of times I have met you, Randy.

I can be nice, I just don't really have to be. It's a luxury of living beautiful, beautiful, and universally sexually desired.

[miscorrections]

I blame Seattle for the prevalence, but it's weird being assessed by poly couples all the time.

[miscorrections]

Do couples just have lower standards? I'm not sure why I get so much more of that than anything else.

[algunz]

On one's own you may come off as unapproachable. When one has a partner, you are more accessible.

[Courtney]

I'm gonna say it's because Corinna looks like a party. And couples like a party.

[algunz]

Please don't misunderstand. She's a party but not all parties have an open door policy.

[Courtney]

Yes, of course. I'm just saying that if you're a couple looking for a third, you're probably not going to choose the cute girl sitting quietly reading a math textbook in a library. You're going to choose the girl who is noticeably having an awesome time being out and about. Because if you want to have a third join, you're probably not doing it to mellow things out in your relationship.

[Robin]

I went to a baseball game last night and was talking to these guys in the lot afterwards. I ended up giving my number to one of them right before I left. He texted me about an hour later saying he thought I was cute. He then left me a voicemail this morning saying he misses me and wants to hang out.

[algunz]

Any personality will work. It depends on the couple's taste for that night. Adventurous lovers are more likely to go after the party girl, but a single male or female may be too intimidated.

[Courtney]

He then left me a voicemail this morning saying he misses me

Wtf?

[Robin]

Wtf?

Exactly my reaction.
Imaginary boyfriend might have to make another appearance.

[BROKENDOLL]

Exactly my reaction.
Imaginary boyfriend might have to make another appearance.

If "Imaginary Boyfriend" has an older brother, could you hook me up?

[IceyHotshot]

I saw Robin teaching guys how to eat pussy on facebook. No wonder he misses you!

[IceyHotshot]

Do they have any Kids and are somewhat attractive? I'm only asking because it a goal for a lot of young guys in/fresh out of college to hook up with a MILF. Not saying that is a goal of his but it's something you might want to pay some attention to.

Also lol wtf? Dunno where you went to college but that wasn't true for any guy I knew. And before you ask, yes, they got laid, unlike me.

[stinkbutt]

It has definitely become a huge notch that dudes are pursuing

[Robin]

Note to self: Have kids. Get laid.

[stinkbutt]

Stay hot after kids=get laid

[Courtney]

This is a first message from someone I have never spoken to before. And this is not cropped -- it's the entirety of the message:

[Courtney]

Also, he is 23.

[miscorrections]

Is he cute? He sounds kind of annoying, but I guess it's hard NOT to sound annoying when you talk about literature.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I am about to hook up with another fat chick. I really hate myself right now.

[Courtney]

He sounds incredibly annoying. Also, he says he wears a tie every single day just because he likes dressing up. He is a PhD student.

But yes, he is cute. And too young for me.

[guedita]

Oh, brother.

[miscorrections]

He sounds incredibly annoying. Also, he says he wears a tie every single day just because he likes dressing up. He is a PhD student.

But yes, he is cute. And too young for me.

Send him my way, I'll make him feel terrible about himself and then never talk to him again.

[greghead]

Oh, brother.

hahahaha, stop this madness.

[NachoCat]

Online dating is pretty rad I dont know why more people dont do it. What sites are you guys using? I did match once and found it incredibly easy to use and to find worthwhile girls to talk to.