It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[cansei de ser sexme]

My girlfriend of 2 years texted me last night telling me that she doesn't want to date me anymore because she doesnt know if she wants to be tied down with me for the rest of her life. She then proceeds to ask for my friends phone number, who she used to date, because she wanted to go on a hike with him tomorrow. This is entirely out of the blue. I mean, we were talking about being married and living together and shit like 2 weeks ago, a subject which she brought up. Then she texts me that we are through. Fuck man, I'm sure I'll look back at this and be happy it happened, cause it proves shes a psychotic bitch, but what cruel shit.

[amyzzz]

Oh man. I'm sorry.

[IceyHotshot]

That's awful. My condolences.

[HotHamWater]

You're too young to get married. You dodged a bullet. Rub some dirt on it, go out there, and have fun.

And, yes, she's an asshole for texting you the news after 2 years.

[greghead]

It's for the best, you don't want to be tied down at all at this point and especially not to a bitch like that.

Now go bone one or two of her friends.

[Mugwog]

It's for the best, you don't want to be tied down at all at this point and especially not to a bitch like that.

Now go bone one or two of her friends.

This.

I love my dating life, they get close, recoil, then get close again, then recoil again. Repeat endlessly. I'm so used to being the fun time.

[chairmenmeow47]

My girlfriend of 2 years texted me last night telling me that she doesn't want to date me anymore because she doesnt know if she wants to be tied down with me for the rest of her life. She then proceeds to ask for my friends phone number, who she used to date, because she wanted to go on a hike with him tomorrow. This is entirely out of the blue. I mean, we were talking about being married and living together and shit like 2 weeks ago, a subject which she brought up. Then she texts me that we are through. Fuck man, I'm sure I'll look back at this and be happy it happened, cause it proves shes a psychotic bitch, but what cruel shit.

even i think this is cruel. sounds like you might have dodged a bullet there like others have said. i know it doesn't make the frustration go away, but i hope things get better with time <3

[cansei de ser sexme]

Pointless sex doesn't really do much for me, because I'm not really looking for revenge, I'm just really fucking sad. But yeah, I'm sure it'll pass, thanks for the encouragement all.

Awkward moment: receiving the ring i bought her for her birthday in the mail this morning and trying to figure out how to return it..... *sigh* life goes on.

[Starraven]

Awkward moment: receiving the ring i bought her for her birthday in the mail this morning and trying to figure out how to return it..... *sigh* life goes on.

Man...

Get out. Get out. Go out and do something. Go away from here. Don't waste another second thinking about her.

[Robin]

Awkward moment: receiving the ring i bought her for her birthday in the mail this morning and trying to figure out how to return it..... *sigh* life goes on.

So she placed the ring IN THE MAIL before she TEXTED you to break up with you? Be glad you're no longer in that relationship. You are were correct in calling her a psychotic bitch.

[chairmenmeow47]

or was it that you purchased a ring and it had just arrived?

that always fucking seems to be the way. i was working on a valentine's present for my high school boyfriend when he called to say he cheated on me. i felt like such an idiot.

[cansei de ser sexme]

So she placed the ring IN THE MAIL before she TEXTED you to break up with you? Be glad you're no longer in that relationship. You are were correct in calling her a psychotic bitch.

hahaha that would be too much. No I bought a ring for her birthday next month and I got it in the mail this morning from the online company.

I spent so much time secretly getting her ring size, saving up money, picking out a ring...all for naught. More concert money I guess.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

So she placed the ring IN THE MAIL before she TEXTED you to break up with you? Be glad you're no longer in that relationship. You are were correct in calling her a psychotic bitch.

This is what i thought had happened, too.

[guedita]

Going on a third date tonight. We're deep frying shit.

[fetuspiniata]

Going on a third date tonight. We're deep frying shit.

That doesn't sound appetizing!

[EastLos01]

Going on a third date tonight. We're deep frying shit.

Is there another girl and a cup involved?

[chairmenmeow47]

deep fried oreos are AMAZING

[guedita]

BACON AND CHEESE STUFFED POBLANO PEPPERS and PEACHES

[kitt kat]

That sounds really good.


Been still hanging out with that young dude, but I dunno — maybe he's just taking it slow? He was sick this weekend and a dude friend of mine made me feel really insecure about it (saying things like "If I liked a girl and was sick, I wouldn't cancel on her blah blah") but...he really WAS sick and we hung out for a bit last night to make up for it. He kissed me when I got to the restaurant so...I mean, you don't do that sort of thing unless you're "down."

I think he's just a bit awkward and there really hasn't been much time to hang out for things to progress past making out so....I guess I have to keep waiting?

I do like hanging out with him. He's kind of adorable.

[RotationSlimWang]

What kind of fucking idiot friends do you have? If he had the flu he wouldn't cancel on his date to... what? Get her sick? Make himself even sicker?

Kat, have you ever questioned whether maybe your problem is that everyone who surrounds you are fucking morons? All these people who think that being on the internet is weird and fill your head with constant doubts, just MAYBE they're part of why you're so besieged by insecurity?

[suprefan]

What kind of fucking idiot friends do you have? If he had the flu he wouldn't cancel on his date to... what? Get her sick? Make himself even sicker?

Kat, have you ever questioned whether maybe your problem is that everyone who surrounds you are fucking morons? All these people who think that being on the internet is weird and fill your head with constant doubts, just MAYBE they're part of why you're so besieged by insecurity?

exactly.

[RotationSlimWang]

Shut the fuck up Supre, you've never had a goddamn relationship in your entire life, you're so asexual it's impossible to tell if your hundreds of flamboyantly gay affectations are actual evidence of homosexuality or if you're just stuck in the mindset of a five year old who plays with dolls and you don't even have any friends to make you feel insecure.

[getbetter]

Supre has some decent looking chick around him lately..

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

his sister?

[marooko]

Good looking gals always hangout with the gays.

Kat, if you want something then go get it. Don't be playing that "he should know what I want and what I'm thinking" bullshit.

[obzen]

Shut the fuck up Supre, you've never had a goddamn relationship in your entire life, you're so asexual it's impossible to tell if your hundreds of flamboyantly gay affectations are actual evidence of homosexuality or if you're just stuck in the mindset of a five year old who plays with dolls and you don't even have any friends to make you feel insecure.

ULTRAAAAA COMBOOOO

[suprefan]

[SoulDischarge]

Not helping your case.

[locachica73]

Hey how are you doing tonight? I like your profile and your pictures alot! Would like to get to know you if you are up for it? Read my profile and tell me if you like my idea for a first date for us? Why is it so dang hard to find a woman into humiliating a guy?

I got the email above, so my curiousity got the best of me. I then found this in his profile on what he wants to do on the first date.

For a first date: You come over to my hotel room and we talk a little. Then you tell me to worship your feet and you stick them in my face. I will smell them, lick them, suck your toes, kiss them and massage them. You ask me to get naked and masturbate for you as I do it. You then humiliate me and start telling me how small I am and how you are way too good for me! Basically I masturbate while I worship your feet and you humiliate me and enjoy the show. You interested?

Seriously... What the fucking fuck?

[marooko]

Post any other personal information of his you have access to.