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    via phone or in store? never had a problem at the couple stores by us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    The problem with L'Occitane is that they have HORRIBLE customer service. I refuse to shop there anymore based on that fact alone. Although I do like some of their scents.
    the other problem is that they got rid of their best product; basic sandalwood soap. haven't been to one since.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Store. Basically, if I'm paying that much for toiletries, I want the company to bend over backwards to make me happy. So if I buy something and it irritates my skin and I try to return it, they should take the return even if the product is open and has been used for 2-3 days. If I receive something as a gift and try to go exchange it without a receipt, they should be able to do that too. In my experience, L'Occitane will do neither of those things.

    Kiels on the other hand is a shoppers' paradise. Those folks are terrific and will basically always say yes no matter how outlandish your request.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newro7ic View Post
    If she knows/thinks you're dating other women, it will make you more desirable. That's kind of how women work. So, this is a good idea.
    Uh.

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    Newro7ic, please tell us more about how women work.

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    And be sure to do it with lots of weirdo goth magician Pick Up Artist tips. Definitely neg me, I'll go wild.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I think they have a little wind up nozzle on the small of their backs that makes them jiggle around until they fall off the table.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Newro7ic, please tell us more about how women work.
    Just like men, except with breasts and vaginas.

    People want what they can't have. It's been stated time and time again, even in this thread, that guys get approached more by women when they already have a girlfriend. People, in general, will also try harder to obtain something if they know someone else also wants that same thing.
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    C'mon ladies, you mean to tell me that you wouldn't be highly flattered if that guy you're kind of interested in sent you naughty pic messages of him with another lady friend?? I find that so very hard to believe......
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    As long as the other lady friend in the pic isn't too hot. You wouldn't want to come off as unattainable.
    Last edited by PlayaDelWes; 08-03-2012 at 12:58 PM.

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    Actually, yeah -- you want to come off as so fucking unobtainable that you completely overshoot your initial target.

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    Genius.
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    or you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket during the dating phase because dating multiple people is a good way to find the one you like.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I had to downplay how much of a Maury fan I am on a date last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newro7ic View Post
    Just like men, except with breasts and vaginas.

    People want what they can't have. It's been stated time and time again, even in this thread, that guys get approached more by women when they already have a girlfriend. People, in general, will also try harder to obtain something if they know someone else also wants that same thing.
    I have a girlfriend and am happier, feel more confident and am less nervous around women. That makes me more attractive.

    Some people do pine after the unattainable or want a challenge but that is by no means the rule.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I had to downplay how much of a Maury fan I am on a date last night.
    One day you'll find someone who loves quality tv just as much as you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I had to downplay how much of a Maury fan I am on a date last night.
    I hope this was brought up in your defense.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Well, he was listening to Sublime when I showed up.
    Boosh has a thing for bros, as long as they can cook.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    converse have always fucked my feet up, too narrow and lack of support. same with puma.
    Strangely, I find Puma's are wide enough and have proper arch support for me, not the same story with converse (no support) and ADIDAS are too skinny for me.

    Rolling on with Maury:

    What is the worst TV show everyone enjoys? Would you make your dating partner watch this awfulness with you as a test of their dedication?

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    I fucking love Maury and those awful daytime court shows. I would watch those every day during lunch when I was growing up.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    The man I date must know who Joey Greco and Tommy Grand are.

    I wish there was a reality television dating show revival. Blind Date, Elimidate, The 5th Wheel...

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    Oh Joey.. didn't Joey Greco get his ass kicked on Cheaters? On multiple occasions? That guy had to have known what he was getting into when he started that show.
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    Saw this in my facebook feed and thought of all you hopeless romantics.


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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The man I date must know who Joey Greco and Tommy Grand are.

    I wish there was a reality television dating show revival. Blind Date, Elimidate, The 5th Wheel...
    wasn't there an episode of cheaters where he got stabbed?

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    I don't think that article by Mila whoever the fuck was satirical at all. It's pretty sound advice. It certainly wasn't funny, so I don't see how it was attempting to be satirical.

    (Then again, I own such a peacoat)
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    Being a bit of a dick in the first message really improves reply rate. Couple more dates lined up. Promise not to talk about them endlessly.

    That is all.

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    Icey, how did the concert date go?
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
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    She canceled, because she ended up getting a date with someone else. I felt good about this because I was glad I didn't waste her time.

    I skipped the show. Watched my nephews so my sister and brother in law could go out. Oh well.

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    GET USED TO IT

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    If only they were nieces you could find out what a vagina is.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I know we don't say it enough, but it's so good to have you back.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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