A dude I work with kissed me on the top of the head. THAT was awkward.
Two things today:
1. Coworker from the story no one though was awkward or funny and I had a weird run in. I was secretly making a flyer for a show I booked with the office Xerox. Photocopying giant photos of a vintage bikini babe with weird text on top. Was copying a bunch of versions when the printer started going...That meant someone was coming. I pulled the paper out to set it aside and it was printed by that dude. The other page had nothing on it -- kind of easy to see when I flipped it over to set it down. He comes in and I'm making my flyers. I'm trying to not show I'm abusing office shit, he obviously printed nothing. I told him, "Oh I put your stuff there," and he was like "Oh. Um. Yeah." I said I was scanning and moved it and he mumbled something and left. Awkward.
2. Was parallel parking on my street at home and Stupid Hot Dude rides up on his bike, sees me, and stops. He's making fun of my parking job, blah blah. Get out and we end up talking on the sidewalk for 20 mins. I was wearing kind of a slutty dress on accident today and he all of a sudden compliments me on it. Blah blah blah...
We're hanging out on Friday :-\
Kat, you're a strange girl.
Wait coworker/creepy indie rock band fan printed a blank piece of paper? To spy on you? And he's also a mumbler? Why isn't this is a sitcom?
10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival
10/22: Roman Flugel @ f8
10/25: Moodymann @ PW
11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore
Katt, I'd like to follow you around for a week, pretty sure we could cash out on writing your life into a sitcom for Fox.
What would the title of the sitcom be?
"Awkwardness Not Adverted"
"20 Something and Hating It"
Kathy Lopez is a 20 something year old single female living in Los Angeles and she's can't stand it! While working a well paying office job, instead of enjoying the coffee/break room banter with her other employees, she's constantly video blogging in the women's bathroom about Chance, her bisexual love interest. When she's not at work, she's at her local dive bar, admiring Mario, the sexy ethnically ambiguous bartender she's in love with. Problem is, Kathy has never said a word to him other than "Pint of Shock Top and fries" before she sits in herself in a corner and blogging more.
She's got the stuff according to some, but she just doesn't feel it, as she says, "I'm 20 something and hating it."
Pilot premieres on Fox this Fall, right after the new Glee spinoff: Glee Club Idol: CALIFORNIA EDITION!
I never watched an episode of Ally McBeal, but I'm just assuming that show would qualify too.