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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    If I have one complaint about my job it's that I'm not sexually harassed enough.
    Shave your mustache, that might help a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    One other colleague mentioned to me a couple of weeks ago that I was wearing "throw me down and fuck me boots". Does that qualify as harassment?
    Did he throw you down and fuck you? If not, two things happened.

    1. No sexual harassment.
    2. You weren't doing enough to provoke it. Shame on you.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    Did he throw you down and fuck you? If not, two things happened.

    1. No sexual harassment.
    2. You weren't doing enough to provoke it. Shame on you.
    Guess I need to brush up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Guess I need to brush up.
    Just borrow one of Guedita's shirts.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Shave your mustache, that might help a little.
    Who are you? Am I being dumb and this is a troll?
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Who are you? Am I being dumb and this is a troll?
    What do you mean who are you? This is a message board. Are we all supposed to know each other? Derp

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    A dude I work with kissed me on the top of the head. THAT was awkward.

    Two things today:

    1. Coworker from the story no one though was awkward or funny and I had a weird run in. I was secretly making a flyer for a show I booked with the office Xerox. Photocopying giant photos of a vintage bikini babe with weird text on top. Was copying a bunch of versions when the printer started going...That meant someone was coming. I pulled the paper out to set it aside and it was printed by that dude. The other page had nothing on it -- kind of easy to see when I flipped it over to set it down. He comes in and I'm making my flyers. I'm trying to not show I'm abusing office shit, he obviously printed nothing. I told him, "Oh I put your stuff there," and he was like "Oh. Um. Yeah." I said I was scanning and moved it and he mumbled something and left. Awkward.

    2. Was parallel parking on my street at home and Stupid Hot Dude rides up on his bike, sees me, and stops. He's making fun of my parking job, blah blah. Get out and we end up talking on the sidewalk for 20 mins. I was wearing kind of a slutty dress on accident today and he all of a sudden compliments me on it. Blah blah blah...

    We're hanging out on Friday :-\

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    ITT:
    Kitt Kat speaks to humans. Awkwardness forecast: 100%
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    We're hanging out on Friday :-\
    If you are using that face after you say you are hanging out with him on Friday, then why would you hang out with him on Friday? Unless if you are trying to get fuck buddy number two going on?
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    Kat, you're a strange girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riggins33 View Post
    What do you mean who are you? This is a message board. Are we all supposed to know each other? Derp
    I want to sig this but I don't know how. Plus my sig is long enough.

    Anyhoo, qft.
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    How do you accidently wear a slutty dress?
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    She closes her eyes when picking an outfit out of her drawer/closet before going to work in the morning & doesn't look at what she put on until it's too late to change into something else.
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    It's like finding out an old high school buddy is on meth, and you're not sure if any of the rumors of him giving handies behind Burger King are true but they very likely could be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    If you are using that face after you say you are hanging out with him on Friday, then why would you hang out with him on Friday?
    She may also use that face through the entire date.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Was parallel parking on my street at home
    Aren't you a woman? You shouldn't be driving.

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    Wait coworker/creepy indie rock band fan printed a blank piece of paper? To spy on you? And he's also a mumbler? Why isn't this is a sitcom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I once saw a male coworker at a pizza by the slice place that I was walking up to eat at, and we work in this environment together where there is like NO FOOD and people NEVER EAT ANYTHING besides taking giant gulps of office air, and I fucking panicked. And it's not just that they were eating pizza, it's that I couldn't believe that I have a coworker that eats the same brand of organic freshly tossed pizza that I also love. I threw myself into a thorn-bush nearby so that my colleague wouldn't see me and my neck now has permanent puncture scars but I dodged a serious "awkward bullet."
    So good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    She closes her eyes when picking an outfit out of her drawer/closet before going to work in the morning & doesn't look at what she put on until it's too late to change into something else.
    Not too far off base. It was just a little tight.

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    Katt, I'd like to follow you around for a week, pretty sure we could cash out on writing your life into a sitcom for Fox.

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    I'd watch that sit-com.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    Kat, you're a strange girl.
    I feel like a lot (not ALL. pipe down.) of girls over analyze shit like Kat does, but Kat just lets it show and comes off as batshit.
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    What would the title of the sitcom be?

    "Awkwardness Not Adverted"
    "Scaredy Katt"

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    I over analyze conversations and interactions I have with the people I care about. I do not over analyze running into a guy in the copy room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I over analyze conversations and interactions I have with the people I care about. I do not over analyze running into a guy in the copy room.
    I do sometimes. It comes with the Social Anxiety Package my dad dumped on me.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Katt, I'd like to follow you around for a week, pretty sure we could cash out on writing your life into a sitcom for Fox.
    A sitcom with the star being an awkward girl on Fox? That show's called New Girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I do sometimes. It comes with the Social Anxiety Package my dad dumped on me.
    Social anxiety! High five!

    You people just don't understand.

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    "20 Something and Hating It"

    Kathy Lopez is a 20 something year old single female living in Los Angeles and she's can't stand it! While working a well paying office job, instead of enjoying the coffee/break room banter with her other employees, she's constantly video blogging in the women's bathroom about Chance, her bisexual love interest. When she's not at work, she's at her local dive bar, admiring Mario, the sexy ethnically ambiguous bartender she's in love with. Problem is, Kathy has never said a word to him other than "Pint of Shock Top and fries" before she sits in herself in a corner and blogging more.

    She's got the stuff according to some, but she just doesn't feel it, as she says, "I'm 20 something and hating it."

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    I never watched an episode of Ally McBeal, but I'm just assuming that show would qualify too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newro7ic View Post
    A sitcom with the star being an awkward girl on Fox? That show's called New Girl.
    Like Fox has never repeated a formula.

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