It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[sbessiso]

[IceyHotshot]

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/20...or-heat-title/

[xuclarockerx]

^ LOLOL

[Mugwog]

Wow. That could be a lot of blow jobs

[unit300021]

While it would be awesome to get a blow from a porn star you better be first in line, otherwise that's just kind of gross. Also is it one from each or just whoever you get assigned to?

[xuclarockerx]

Prob one blowjob per customer.

I wonder if they spit or swallow, and if they're spitting do they keep a bucket next to them?

[greghead]

A bucket? Have you ever seen a porn star spit into a bucket? Fuck no. They spit that shit down their titties and it's great.

[Hannahrain]

This would resolve itself rather nicely if more people were into saloons.

[unit300021]

A bucket? Have you ever seen a porn star spit into a bucket? Fuck no. They spit that shit down their titties and it's great.

Holy shit this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

[M Sparks]

I think you meant to quote this...

This would resolve itself rather nicely if more people were into saloons.

[kitt kat]

The guy I was dating a few months ago (who said I needed a punk boy who smokes cigarettes) has really been on my nerves lately. He'll comment on all my Facebook posts, including ones made by other friends (who aren't his friends) on my wall — which is sort of like butting into a conversation, right? Similarly, he'll miss no opportunity to "like" things I say on mutual friends' posts and act like we're BFFS, which is laughable because I haven't seen him since he dumped me.

He's going to be in Palm Springs this weekend at the same hotel I'll be at. I really, really, really hope he leaves me the fuck alone because I don't want to talk to him. All this stupid Internet activity of his already has been making me feel shitty and sad; I was actually starting to like him a lot before he gave me the boot, so it just bums me out whenever he's brought up/pops up on my posts, etc.

Would it be entirely rude if I ask him to just leave me be the entire weekend? Should I just wait to get there and see if he approaches me and (kindly) ask him to leave me alone then? I'm not looking to have a freak out; I just want to politely say something along the lines of, "Hey dude, I would prefer if we didn't interact because I am still a bit upset about things not working out between us and I just want to have a fun, relaxing vacation with my girl friends."

[GuyInTucson]

Since when do you care if you come off being rude to man who is annoying you?

[mountmccabe]

That sounds like a very reasonable thing for you to say.

It also seems like it would be entirely reasonable for you to hide your things from him, unfriend or even block him on Facebook.

[kitt kat]

Yeah, I think I should just unfriend him. I put him on a blocked list...but it's like, what's even the point of keeping him around? We have a lot of mutual friends...but all those mutual friends were invited to his huge 4th of July BBQ yesterday and I was not, which was weird.

Seriously, male of female — you won't invite someone to your communal BBQ but you'll overload everything they post on Facebook with comments like you're BFFs?! Weird all around. He's the one that pursued me hard...then dumped me...and now acts like this.

[Robin]

You should have angry sex with him.

[bmack86]

You're totally answering the question here. The guy's a dickbag: drop him and if you see him in Palm Springs, tell him something along the lines of what you wrote up there. That way you don't have to be a dickbag about it, which is always nice.

[Mugwog]

You should have angry sex with him.

While riding on top of him, bite his cheek maliciously, as if you were a raptor from Jurassic Park. Make him bleed with your hatred.

[IceyHotshot]

mountmccabe and bmack with good advice as always, and Robin and Mugwog making me smile with their trolling, also as always

[getbetter]

Or maybe he's liking and commenting on her stuff trying to make it seem like "its ok that I don't like you the same way you like me, but we can still be close friends kind of thing" and she is just looking into this really hard.Now if she does says something on the lines of avoid me this weekend and he was already was planning to.It is going make her look crazy. Then if she do not say anything and he still ignores her. She going feel even more rejected....or even worse he might be in Palm springs with his new chick and maybe that why he didn't Kat at his fourth of July event.

[JustSteve]

Wish there was a way to block Kat posts just in this thread. Complaining about Facebook issues? Jesus, you make your life so complicated and drama filled. Do you need the drama? It sure does appear so. You need a day where no fucks are given, several of them. You decide who is or isnt in your life or your sphere of influence. Make better decisions, you have a choice in this.

[chairmenmeow47]

just block her period.

i have been so hormonal lately with my medications it's ridiculous. i decided to log into ok cupid last night and i had so many messages, i didn't even know where to begin so i just logged out. i like the guy i've been seeing, i just wish he were more amarous. and not so afraid of me; my friend noticed it, he seems very nervous around me. but i think i'll deal with all of that after i go to the mayo clinic next week.

[IceyHotshot]

Just landed a date through OkCupid! Never really thought this site would pay dividends but I guess it can work.

She wants to get to know me better before we go out, which is fine by me especially since I'm at home sick right now. So I guess her answer was of a conditional yes, but that's okay, and we've been exchanging messages since then.

[sonofhal]

www.topcarrots.co.uk

[kreutz2112]

just block her period.

Yeah. Tampon her.

[Mugwog]

www.topcarrots.co.uk

FAP.

[kitt kat]

Just landed a date through OkCupid! Never really thought this site would pay dividends but I guess it can work.

She wants to get to know me better before we go out, which is fine by me especially since I'm at home sick right now. So I guess her answer was of a conditional yes, but that's okay, and we've been exchanging messages since then.

Just don't get pushy or weird about hanging out, since that can push people away. When you feel like she's comfortable talking with you (maybe do a phonecall?) then reintroduce the idea of meeting up — but even then, keep it simple and no frills. Coffee is always nice and usually keeps those weird "date" feelings at bay. Good luck!





Ended up running into that guy while on vacation and, since I was having a good time, decided to not be a bitch and to be polite instead. Said some niceties, asked him how he was, but that was pretty much it. He was totally checking me out in that "Holy crap you look hotter than my brain made me remember" sort of way. Kept it very brief and went on my merry way for the rest of the evening. Surprisingly, he ended up texting me to see if I wanted to hang out later that night and (not so surprisingly) that progressed into making out which progressed into sleeping together. Ooops. Is this one of those times where a teenager would say "YOLO"? Because it sure feels like it.

[IceyHotshot]

Hmm. Do you regret it? Doesn't seem like it. You got something you've talked about wanting for a while... so just be happy with it.

Yeah, I was thinking I'll just keep touch sporadically throughout the week, then ask her if she feels ready to do coffee or yogurtland (froyo) on the weekend.

[algunz]

OMG Kat, do you have no sense of anything?

[kitt kat]

Hah, apparently not. I don't regret it, don't think much else of it either.

[IceyHotshot]

That seems like a healthy attitude and the right one to take in this case. Good job.