It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Robin]

I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.

DOWN!

I need new toys.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I feel like somewhere kat said she doesn't like masturbating, but I might be making things up.

She is worried her vagina won't give her the attention she wants so she is afraid to make the move and touch down there

[Mugwog]

Spanky's XXX emporium in Santa Ana off Harbor has a live Jazz band (stand up bass/drummer) and girls get 10% off. Even more if you show your tits! (friend got 30% off once)

plus they have lovely novelty shirts designs implying male masturbation

such a this man spanking a monkey



They have a wonderful selection of bondage tape and cock rings.

[algunz]

I actually bought a new vibrator today, and I had to wait until an ex-student left the head shop next door before I could go in to Condom Revolution.

[sonnyboy11]

why does fascinations have overly helpful staff? it's like portlandia up in that bitch. "i am going to take you on a voyage of the seven seas of sodomy"

They're just trying to help. Bottom line- you need stuff up your butt ASAP. Always and forever.

[Mugwog]

Is ConRev still open in Costa Mesa/Newport?

[algunz]

Yes. I stopped by on a whim on my way home from work. I got a butterfly.

[Kyliediscope]

Is ConRev still open in Costa Mesa/Newport?

My friend works there!

[Robin]

Am I going to have to go south to get the best bang?

edit: I meant toy shopping experience... yeah.

[algunz]

My friend works there!

What does he/she look like? The lady who helped me out, as Ivy mentioned, was extraordinarily helpful. I thought she was ready to offer to show me how it worked.

[Mugwog]

Yes. I stopped by on a whim on my way home from work. I got a butterfly.

That whole area used to be amazing - CDspin + Tower Records + Black Flys (when they were kewl of course) + Coffee spot on corner (that is now a hawaiian bro bar?) and Conrev. Oh OC how you have changed.

[fatbastard]

A couple of people here need a vibrator with a NOS tank.

[TomAz]

I don't always have the best judgement.

I wanna know what supre actually said here.

[algunz]

Something about 2 boardies hooking up. I'd give more detail, but I try to have the occasional bouts of reasonable judgement.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

made a super rude comment about something that happened off-board and has no business being brought up here.

[TomAz]

Curiosity piqued. But ok.

[chairmenmeow47]

this sounds like a job for...

THE PM MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!

[algunz]

Wonder Twin Powers - activate!

Shape of a homing pigeon.

Shape of an ice dildo.

[HandBanana]

made a super rude comment about something that happened off-board and has no business being brought up here.

Andrew it's...it's ok.

(deep breath)

You and me....we don't have to hide anymore.

[Miroir Noir]

I actually bought a new vibrator today, and I had to wait until an ex-student left the head shop next door before I could go in to Condom Revolution.

Every part of this story made me smile.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Andrew it's...it's ok.

(deep breath)

You and me....we don't have to hide anymore.

All of those Hot Hidden Handjobs...sniff

[kitt kat]

Um, can someone PM me what was said?

Aaaaand...looks like I failed. We hung out, I really like him, we made out on my couch AND his friends texted him after we left the bar and said they liked me...but because he had work tomorrow early he was like "I have to leave."

I asked what he was doing tomorrow, he said "Working," said "TOMORROW NIGHT" and he's like "nothing"...he said OK. So we will see.

[Mugwog]

Jesus. Did he at least have a boner when you made out with him?

[BROKENDOLL]

She is worried her vagina won't give her the attention she wants so she is afraid to make the move and touch down there

Can't stop laughing...fuck.

[guedita]

I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

And why are landline phones even in play here?

[BROKENDOLL]

I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

And why are landline phones even in play here?

What's not to get? Obviously, she's blown another chance at getting laid tonite and it does appear that she may be masturbating, using her phone. Hard to tell without animation, you know.Pretty sure that since she appears to have her head in the clouds with no ground in sight, I bet it's safe to assume that the landline keeps her somewhat grounded.

[amyzzz]

Kat, please continue to keep us apprised of your misadventures. Haters can go fuck themselves.

[TomAz]

I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

And why are landline phones even in play here?

And why is chest hair phone line dude calling the airport to make a flight reservation?

[amyzzz]

Why are you all reading and trying to decipher BD's posts?

[guedita]

Why are you all reading and trying to decipher BD's posts?

It's more entertaining than dating.