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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.
    DOWN!

    I need new toys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I feel like somewhere kat said she doesn't like masturbating, but I might be making things up.
    She is worried her vagina won't give her the attention she wants so she is afraid to make the move and touch down there
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    Spanky's XXX emporium in Santa Ana off Harbor has a live Jazz band (stand up bass/drummer) and girls get 10% off. Even more if you show your tits! (friend got 30% off once)

    plus they have lovely novelty shirts designs implying male masturbation

    such a this man spanking a monkey



    They have a wonderful selection of bondage tape and cock rings.

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    I actually bought a new vibrator today, and I had to wait until an ex-student left the head shop next door before I could go in to Condom Revolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    why does fascinations have overly helpful staff? it's like portlandia up in that bitch. "i am going to take you on a voyage of the seven seas of sodomy"
    They're just trying to help. Bottom line- you need stuff up your butt ASAP. Always and forever.
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    Is ConRev still open in Costa Mesa/Newport?

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    Yes. I stopped by on a whim on my way home from work. I got a butterfly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Is ConRev still open in Costa Mesa/Newport?
    My friend works there!
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    PLURcenta

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    Am I going to have to go south to get the best bang?

    edit: I meant toy shopping experience... yeah.
    Last edited by Robin; 05-10-2012 at 08:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyliediscope View Post
    My friend works there!
    What does he/she look like? The lady who helped me out, as Ivy mentioned, was extraordinarily helpful. I thought she was ready to offer to show me how it worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Yes. I stopped by on a whim on my way home from work. I got a butterfly.
    That whole area used to be amazing - CDspin + Tower Records + Black Flys (when they were kewl of course) + Coffee spot on corner (that is now a hawaiian bro bar?) and Conrev. Oh OC how you have changed.

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    A couple of people here need a vibrator with a NOS tank.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    I don't always have the best judgement.
    I wanna know what supre actually said here.
    Last edited by TomAz; 05-10-2012 at 08:45 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Something about 2 boardies hooking up. I'd give more detail, but I try to have the occasional bouts of reasonable judgement.

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    made a super rude comment about something that happened off-board and has no business being brought up here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Curiosity piqued. But ok.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    this sounds like a job for...

    THE PM MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!
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    Wonder Twin Powers - activate!

    Shape of a homing pigeon.

    Shape of an ice dildo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    made a super rude comment about something that happened off-board and has no business being brought up here.
    Andrew it's...it's ok.

    (deep breath)

    You and me....we don't have to hide anymore.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I actually bought a new vibrator today, and I had to wait until an ex-student left the head shop next door before I could go in to Condom Revolution.
    Every part of this story made me smile.
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    Andrew it's...it's ok.

    (deep breath)

    You and me....we don't have to hide anymore.

    All of those Hot Hidden Handjobs...sniff
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Um, can someone PM me what was said?

    Aaaaand...looks like I failed. We hung out, I really like him, we made out on my couch AND his friends texted him after we left the bar and said they liked me...but because he had work tomorrow early he was like "I have to leave."

    I asked what he was doing tomorrow, he said "Working," said "TOMORROW NIGHT" and he's like "nothing"...he said OK. So we will see.

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    Jesus. Did he at least have a boner when you made out with him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post





    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    She is worried her vagina won't give her the attention she wants so she is afraid to make the move and touch down there
    Can't stop laughing...fuck.

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    I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

    And why are landline phones even in play here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

    And why are landline phones even in play here?
    What's not to get? Obviously, she's blown another chance at getting laid tonite and it does appear that she may be masturbating, using her phone. Hard to tell without animation, you know.Pretty sure that since she appears to have her head in the clouds with no ground in sight, I bet it's safe to assume that the landline keeps her somewhat grounded.

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    Kat, please continue to keep us apprised of your misadventures. Haters can go fuck themselves.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't get it. So is her vagina making the phone call and then who is she calling and why does that person have lumpy luggage and also a bunch of wiry chest hair that somehow also functions as wire to a landline phone

    And why are landline phones even in play here?
    And why is chest hair phone line dude calling the airport to make a flight reservation?
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Why are you all reading and trying to decipher BD's posts?
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Why are you all reading and trying to decipher BD's posts?
    It's more entertaining than dating.

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