hahaha I love this.
You could tell him to quit being such a fucking pussy and man up and go for it if he fucking wants it.
Fui quod es, eris quod sum. I once was what you are, you will be what I am - epitaph carved on Roman gravestones.
Kat is in love with music...
there all be no pound of the puss....have fun at the show Kat
Told him the situation and asked about after. We'll see what he says.
Love or friendship? Why cannot it be both
Well OK, we're hanging out after the show. (I think.) MORE ON THE NEWS AT 11!
Have fun, be direct with what you want, and it sounds like you can get it.
Pearl Jam - Kaki King - Sarah Neufeld - Pan-American, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Ken Camden, Tim Hecker - Loscil, Stars of the Lid - Andrew Bird - Chris Thile - Laurie Anderson w/ Kronos Quartet - Coachella 2014 W1 - Chick Corea/Bela Fleck - Philip Glass Ensemble - Philip Glass
Blow him and take pics for us to judge your technique.
12/17: Pere Ubu @ Slims
12/18: Holograms @ Bottom of the Hill
12/28: Mathew Johnson, HRDVSION, Ewan Pearson, Kate Simko @ PW
1/18: Toy @ The Chapel
1/23: Wooden Shjips @ The Chapel
1/25: !!! @ The Chapel
1/25: Robag Whrume @ Public Works
2/4: Frankie Rose, The Mantles @ Rickshaw Stop
2/22: Xiu Xiu @ Bottom of the Hill
2/24: Courtney Barnett @ Rickshaw Stop
3/7: Anthony Naples, Four Tet @ Echoplex
3/23: Kraftwerk @ Fox Theater Oakland
"Hello?...yeah, my name is Fatbastard. I'm calling because Kat is all weirded out with tonight's plans for some reason. No, she's not my friend exactly...let's not go there right now. Look, she would much prefer to hang out with you after the show, "ALONE!". You hear what I'm saying? What?...you rented the director's cut of pump up the volume? Look, man I gotta ask,...what the deal? Are you interested in going out with her or what? You are? Fuckin awesome!! Then why are you sending mixed signals. She tells me you guys were making out the other night and you didn't try to do the deed. Oh so you do like her but not like that? Oh, you really like her but you want more than that. I gotta tell you, you’re not letting her know man. What? You can't even tell how she feels about you because she's sending mixed signals? Look, I'll talk with Kat. Watch your movie now and don't be weirded out if she pushed her way into your place tonight. What? I'm BBQing carne asada outside, why? You can hear it over the phone? Look, I got to boogie. Good luck tonight. Late."
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
OMG...KAT: Do you see this? This, right here...This putrid shade of grey text in my post. Do you see it??? Right here, in front of you, dammit! Guess what? Thanks to You, it's begun spreading up into my hair and I'm getting a strong desire to start pulling it out in handfuls...Just thought you should know...
I NEED A DRINK. NOW.
Yes, it's getting a bit ridiculous.
Lots of orgasmless lonely nights.
I feel like somewhere kat said she doesn't like masturbating, but I might be making things up.
I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.