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    You could tell him to quit being such a fucking pussy and man up and go for it if he fucking wants it.
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    Kat is in love with music...


    there all be no pound of the puss....have fun at the show Kat

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You could tell him to quit being such a fucking pussy and man up and go for it if he fucking wants it.
    Do you want to chill at my place aftet is the girly version of this.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    parent/child is wrong. anything between different generations is wrong. The other is interesting to me. This goes in with the bestiality thing. I've told you all about this before.
    Well then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Maybe tell your roomie you'd like a date with this guy to the show that's sold out? I'm sure she'd be willing to give up her ticket instead of hearing about how your vag isn't being pounded as much as you want it to be.
    Not an option. She wouldn't be down. It's her, her friend/my friend from college and I. The three of us go to this show every month, it would be dick to thirdwheel them. Also, I was looking forward to going! But I do want to see this guy after the show. It's only an hour max but I think he has work early, so maybe it's not meant to be.

    Told him the situation and asked about after. We'll see what he says.

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    Love or friendship? Why cannot it be both

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    Well OK, we're hanging out after the show. (I think.) MORE ON THE NEWS AT 11!

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    Have fun, be direct with what you want, and it sounds like you can get it.
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    Blow him and take pics for us to judge your technique.

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    hahahaha
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You could tell him to quit being such a fucking pussy and man up and go for it if he fucking wants it.
    This is sage advice to all men out there.

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    "Hello?...yeah, my name is Fatbastard. I'm calling because Kat is all weirded out with tonight's plans for some reason. No, she's not my friend exactly...let's not go there right now. Look, she would much prefer to hang out with you after the show, "ALONE!". You hear what I'm saying? What?...you rented the director's cut of pump up the volume? Look, man I gotta ask,...what the deal? Are you interested in going out with her or what? You are? Fuckin awesome!! Then why are you sending mixed signals. She tells me you guys were making out the other night and you didn't try to do the deed. Oh so you do like her but not like that? Oh, you really like her but you want more than that. I gotta tell you, you’re not letting her know man. What? You can't even tell how she feels about you because she's sending mixed signals? Look, I'll talk with Kat. Watch your movie now and don't be weirded out if she pushed her way into your place tonight. What? I'm BBQing carne asada outside, why? You can hear it over the phone? Look, I got to boogie. Good luck tonight. Late."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Oh god. That's just all sorts of wrong.
    In other news, I am still ambivalent if this guy likes me. He asked about the UCB show my roommate and I are going to tonight, but it's sold out. He said we should hang after, I said OK. Last night I asked him what he was up to (because I was bored) and he responded two hours later saying he was watching a movie. That's it. Does he not realize I'm trying to hang out with him or what??

    So basically, I'm debating if it would be ok to ask if he still wants to hang tonight. (Roommate wants to get food after, so I don't want to say no to her until I know about tonight.) Seeing as how he didn't respond well last night, am I right to assume he doesn't want to hang out anymore tonight after this UCB show? Should I just not contact him and go out with my roommate?
    OMG...KAT: Do you see this? This, right here...This putrid shade of grey text in my post. Do you see it??? Right here, in front of you, dammit! Guess what? Thanks to You, it's begun spreading up into my hair and I'm getting a strong desire to start pulling it out in handfuls...Just thought you should know...






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    Is it safe to assume that because each of those male derp faces is different, that perhaps each one represents a different date that she has driven crazy enough to become soulless?

    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I guess I'm being reserved because I still don't know the degree to which he is "interested" in me. (ie: Dating? Cute girl I hang out with and kiss sometimes? Girl I kissed but just want to be friends with? Something else?)
    Yeah, these are both me.
    You know, masturbation might be a good thing for you right now. Just think... you won't have to dwell on all these thoughts and worries. Nor, will you waste another minute of anyone's time wondering and thinking, and wondering and thinking more. I mean, for Christ's sake, if you put forth as much effort into masturbating as you do over-analyzing a simple statement that some guy makes, you'll be fisting yourself before you cause any of us to do it for you

    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Aaaand with that, he just texted. But now he's asking if I want to hang out before the show.......Which won't work. I get off at 730ish, get home by 830ish and the show is at 930ish. Do I tell him no? Because I guess he just insinuated afterwords won't work for him.

    I NEED A DRINK. NOW.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Kat, you should try to voice what you want a little better or at least be more clear with your signals. Don't make assumptions about what he wants either.
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    Kylie: a font of wisdom on the male species.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyliediscope View Post
    Kat, you should try to voice what you want a little better or at least be more clear with your signals. Don't make assumptions about what he wants either.
    I don't always have the best judgement.
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    jesus christ.
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    Explain to me again why it is that any of you are ever nice to Supre?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Well OK, we're hanging out after the show. (I think.) MORE ON THE NEWS AT 11!
    The day that Kat's romantic escapades end up being newsworthy enough for TV will be the day I look down and find that my virginity has returned.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlecEiffel View Post
    Things learned from SlowMotionApocalypse today; Transgendered people are mentally ill sexual deviants, but it's perfectly fine to seriously contemplate incest.
    You're are completely misrepresenting what you think I said.

    Me and my gay cousin would have deep discussions about sexual activity. However this isn't something I feel comfortable discussing with him since it's his sister.

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    143 pages, kat's still whining.
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    Yes, it's getting a bit ridiculous.

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    Lots of orgasmless lonely nights.

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    you can be lonely and still have orgasms.
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    I feel like somewhere kat said she doesn't like masturbating, but I might be making things up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    you can be lonely and still have orgasms.
    we're talking about kat here.

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    I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.

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    why does fascinations have overly helpful staff? it's like portlandia up in that bitch. "i am going to take you on a voyage of the seven seas of sodomy"
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.
    DOWN!

    I need new toys.

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