hahaha I love this.
You could tell him to quit being such a fucking pussy and man up and go for it if he fucking wants it.
non sunt in coeli, quia fvccant vvivys of heli
Kat is in love with music...
there all be no pound of the puss....have fun at the show Kat
Told him the situation and asked about after. We'll see what he says.
Love or friendship? Why cannot it be both
Well OK, we're hanging out after the show. (I think.) MORE ON THE NEWS AT 11!
Have fun, be direct with what you want, and it sounds like you can get it.
Blow him and take pics for us to judge your technique.
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
"Hello?...yeah, my name is Fatbastard. I'm calling because Kat is all weirded out with tonight's plans for some reason. No, she's not my friend exactly...let's not go there right now. Look, she would much prefer to hang out with you after the show, "ALONE!". You hear what I'm saying? What?...you rented the director's cut of pump up the volume? Look, man I gotta ask,...what the deal? Are you interested in going out with her or what? You are? Fuckin awesome!! Then why are you sending mixed signals. She tells me you guys were making out the other night and you didn't try to do the deed. Oh so you do like her but not like that? Oh, you really like her but you want more than that. I gotta tell you, you’re not letting her know man. What? You can't even tell how she feels about you because she's sending mixed signals? Look, I'll talk with Kat. Watch your movie now and don't be weirded out if she pushed her way into your place tonight. What? I'm BBQing carne asada outside, why? You can hear it over the phone? Look, I got to boogie. Good luck tonight. Late."
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
OMG...KAT: Do you see this? This, right here...This putrid shade of grey text in my post. Do you see it??? Right here, in front of you, dammit! Guess what? Thanks to You, it's begun spreading up into my hair and I'm getting a strong desire to start pulling it out in handfuls...Just thought you should know...
I NEED A DRINK. NOW.
Yes, it's getting a bit ridiculous.
Lots of orgasmless lonely nights.
I feel like somewhere kat said she doesn't like masturbating, but I might be making things up.
I think we should plan a boardie sex toy shopping adventure trip.