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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Is this a Mormon phrase?
    Not really. His wife was a virgin the first time they met. Broke up for a year or something, then revisited dating each other again. Two weeks in they banged.

    Update: she has decided to give them a 6 month trial period aka time for the lease to run out and time for counseling.

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    A trial period. Jesus, just end that shit.

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    Stupid hot dude will not stop texting me. Saying he's gonna give me tickets to this show for my birthday, blah blah blah. It's a shame because he is an attractive dude, but such a douchebag. He can hang out and flirt with me all he wants, but I pretty much decided he's not dating/boyfriend/regular hookup material. His personality is just so vile. Just a very, very handsome man with a nice LP collection.

    In other news, I've actually been hanging out with that guy the last guy I was seeing basically passed off to me. He's really nice, we like all the same stuff — but can't tell if he's playing it slow because he's being respectful or if he's not into me. We went out on Saturday, went back to his place and watched MST3K and made out on his couch, but he didn't ask for me to stay over and I left on my own accord around 3:30am. Hmph.

    Maybe he thinks it's weird I hooked up with his friend/that he and I were set up by said friend? Or maybe that I'm younger than he is? I dunno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    She does not. it's a pretty amazing thing to say to someone.
    I mostly just lurk here, but found this a bit disturbing. This is work related, right? Can't your friend report this behavior to someone?
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    Not really - She's a lawyer and he's just some guy that brings clients in for a commission. She told him it was inappropriate and he tried to tell her it was a cultural thing and he meant no offense and she told him to knock it off. This exchange happened in a US federal Court building by the way - she was standing in a corridor waiting to get into see a US trustee and this guy just came walking around the corner and said "oh helloo, I knew you were here, i coouuldd smelllll you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Stupid hot dude will not stop texting me. Saying he's gonna give me tickets to this show for my birthday, blah blah blah. It's a shame because he is an attractive dude, but such a douchebag. He can hang out and flirt with me all he wants, but I pretty much decided he's not dating/boyfriend/regular hookup material. His personality is just so vile. Just a very, very handsome man with a nice LP collection.

    In other news, I've actually been hanging out with that guy the last guy I was seeing basically passed off to me. He's really nice, we like all the same stuff — but can't tell if he's playing it slow because he's being respectful or if he's not into me. We went out on Saturday, went back to his place and watched MST3K and made out on his couch, but he didn't ask for me to stay over and I left on my own accord around 3:30am. Hmph.

    Maybe he thinks it's weird I hooked up with his friend/that he and I were set up by said friend? Or maybe that I'm younger than he is? I dunno.
    Katt - unleash your sexual frustration on this shy fellow. Just scratch that back up! I mean, while making out he did have a boner right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Stupid hot dude will not stop texting me. Saying he's gonna give me tickets to this show for my birthday, blah blah blah. It's a shame because he is an attractive dude, but such a douchebag. He can hang out and flirt with me all he wants, but I pretty much decided he's not dating/boyfriend/regular hookup material. His personality is just so vile. Just a very, very handsome man with a nice LP collection.
    So, you're using this guy?
    You should get him to post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Not really - She's a lawyer and he's just some guy that brings clients in for a commission. She told him it was inappropriate and he tried to tell her it was a cultural thing and he meant no offense and she told him to knock it off. This exchange happened in a US federal Court building by the way - she was standing in a corridor waiting to get into see a US trustee and this guy just came walking around the corner and said "oh ms. ******, I knew you were here, i coouuldd smelllll you."
    Jebus, it's like something right outta Silence of the Lambs! /shudder
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    I BIT MY WRIST!!

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    I'd really like to have a panel created of Kat's peers from this board to get together, evaluate, and offer suggestions.

    Some things off the top of my head.

    Height-does her height effect her chances with a certain percentage of guys?

    Attire-I dig the vampira thing, but again, does that effect her changes with a certain percentage of guys?

    Scent-Kat always looks clean, but is she using baby talcum powder, or patchouli , that are throwing guys off the scent (pun intended)?

    Approach-4 boardies standing at the end of a bar. Kat's job is to come up to one of them and give it her best short at picking them up. Other boardies take notes and offer feedback.

    Shyness-Is her shyness reducing her opportunities or is it just nervousness?

    Weirdness-Does she oink every time she laughs, talks about Lou Reed like he's her uncle, or scratch her ass while in midconversation or some type of thing that she does not realize?


    I really want her to start closing deals with potential drama free boyfriends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I'd really like to have a panel created of Kat's peers from this board to get together, evaluate, and offer suggestions.
    Not opposed to this if things don't work out with the older guy.

    Attire-I dig the vampira thing, but again, does that effect her changes with a certain percentage of guys?
    My wardrobe will be sacrificed for no man.

    Scent-Kat always looks clean, but is she using baby talcum powder, or patchouli , that are throwing guys off the scent (pun intended)?
    Oh man, I hope I don't smell weird.

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    So, you're using this guy?
    You should get him to post.
    It's a mutual using. On again off again since November.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    A funny note about derogatory names: I always hear white people correct other white people on the use of "Persian" with that saying of "Persian is a rug, not person," and yet every person i know whose is from iran 9and i have several friends who were either born there or are 1st gen US-born and still speak Farsi and everything) always use Persian as an adjective for describing people, food, etc. I don't know where the idea that it's derogatory came from.
    Unrelated to the thread, but I have two friends who are "Persian" and call themselves "Persian." So, yeah.

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    So it is definitely a silly white liberal person thing.
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    Most likely, yes.

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    My girlfriend has much, much more sexual experience than I do.

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    She's probably down for a DP, in that case PM me
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    sushi slamdog?

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    I have an unusual attraction to a coworker. This concerns me. Anyone want to remind me why dating coworkers is a bad idea?
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    Because he/she will always have tabs on you between the hours of 9-5

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    Quote Originally Posted by brematale111 View Post
    sushi slamdog?
    Fucking degenerate
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brematale111 View Post
    Because he/she will always have tabs on you between the hours of 9-5
    This.
    Also, the water cooler gossip.
    Also, if it doesn't work out, it can get really awkward at work.
    Also, if it ends badly, it can lead to harassment claims.

    I've worked in Human Resources for almost 10 years, so I have many stories of coworkers dating each other.

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    Because when it doesn't work out, rumors will be all over the office.

    I guess I should have refreshed before posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenidogx View Post
    I have an unusual attraction to a coworker. This concerns me. Anyone want to remind me why dating coworkers is a bad idea?
    Because you'll inevitably have sex in the office on the copier and then there will be evidence that you had sex in the office and then you'll probably both get fired. Not good news.
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    See, that's the thought that's been bothering me. I have no idea what everyone else is talking about.
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    It would probably be after hours that you have sex on the copier and it would most likely be off. So apparently there's no problem.
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    Why have sex on the copier if it's off though? You'd take the extra effort to turn it back on.
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    I wouldn't be fired for leaving evidence behind. I'd be fired for faxing the evidence to Phoenix.
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    Can it be easily proven that it was you?

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    I'll PM you my fax number

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    Apparently I failed at having office sex. I never turned the copier on.

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