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    I told a guy at least 20 years my senior at the bar tonight that I had a boyfriend as a way to deter him from asking me out.

    Four times later, he told me that "when things end, he really wants to take me out."

    Mentioned that he enjoys seeing movies.

    Cool, dude.

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    every classy man wants a taste of ginger in their mouth....
    Ohhhhh, that was bad. :S

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    When things end, Cara.

    When.
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    If a girl won't fuck you because she has a boyfriend, she won't fuck you period. If a girl really wants to fuck you, boyfriends are obscenely minor obstacles.
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    I do not agree with that, I have ran into a boy here and there that I would very much like to see naked, but wouldn't risk my relationship for it. If that relationship were to end though I would be all over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I do not agree with that, I have ran into a boy here and there that I would very much like to see naked, but wouldn't risk my relationship for it. If that relationship were to end though I would be all over it.
    Exactly.
    Even if I have a feeling it's going to end, but it hasn't ended yet, I still wouldn't cheat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    If a girl won't fuck you because she has a boyfriend, she won't fuck you period. If a girl really wants to fuck you, boyfriends are obscenely minor obstacles.
    I'll bet it's more likely that you hang with women of questionable character.

    (excluding the obvious)

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    Okay, allow me to clarify: if a girl has a boyfriend it has nothing to do with whether or not she will fuck ME.
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    thelastgreatman: Don Draper, Wilt Chamberlain, and Warren Beaty rolled into one man.
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    Ooo, I like the Beatty. It does a better job of conveying my hair color than my current summation: Don Draper and George Clooney's offspring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I told a guy at least 20 years my senior at the bar tonight that I had a boyfriend as a way to deter him from asking me out.

    Four times later, he told me that "when things end, he really wants to take me out."

    Mentioned that he enjoys seeing movies.

    Cool, dude.
    You don't like movies?
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    Sure. I also like oxygen and food, in general.

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    "Hi. My name is Jason. I like music. Want to come to my basement and learn about scalps?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Sure. I also like oxygen and food, in general.
    How do you feel about land masses?

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    I prefer to call that mana
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    "Hi. My name is Jason. I like music. Want to come to my basement and learn about scalps?"
    I'm on my way right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Originalbob View Post
    every classy man wants a taste of ginger in their mouth....
    Ohhhhh, that was bad. :S
    i like this

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    You know what I've also been told a few times by these older guys that hit on me? They tell me that I look a lot like a girl they used to take a long time ago. Presumably, when they were closer to my age. THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO TELL SOMEONE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    "Hi. My name is Jason. I like music. Want to come to my basement and learn about scalps?"
    I have known people who did not care for music, actually.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I would Cara...not cause I'm attracted to you or because you are an amazing writer or because you untz so well. I would do it just to say I did it.

    I would never tell anyone here either...So if I already have. It will always be a secret.
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    oh fahk...I thought we were in the confessions thread

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    A secret on the boards. Not a secret on bookface.
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    stay perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I have known people who did not care for music, actually.
    I just don't get that, I can understand not enjoying a certain genre, but when people tell me they really don't care for music, it seems very strange to not enjoy any type of music at all. The world would be so less colorful without it.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    You know what I've also been told a few times by these older guys that hit on me? They tell me that I look a lot like a girl they used to take a long time ago. Presumably, when they were closer to my age. THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO TELL SOMEONE.
    "you look like my ex"

    thats wonderful to hear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    "you look like my ex"

    thats wonderful to hear
    Well... a lot of white people do look alike.

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    On the topic of terrible ways to pick up women, my girl friend sometimes has to interact with a really creepy guy who is constantly hitting on her, and this is what she said this morning:
    Today the creepy consultant guy who sometimes brings us clients (I call him Rico Suave) told me that he knew I was at court because he could "smell me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Well... all white people do look alike.
    fixed

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    Try finding a specific Japanese person in the middle of Shibuya. Fucking impossible.
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    asians have sub categories though...you can't pick a specific person out of a group of asians, but you can pick the korean out of the asians or the jap out of the asians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    Try finding a specific Japanese person in the middle of Shibuya. Fucking impossible.
    And yet when i was in Japan a few years ago, my brother and I met an Australian couple at a pub in Asakusa and 3 days later randomly ran into them with having had any further interaction in the middle of Shinjuku. We couldn't fucking believe it.
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