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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    No, I mean for a woman with an average or already high sex drive, would popping some viagra just make her go wild?

    My friend and I have been locked in a debate about this for a while. But apparently you have to have a scrip to get viagra.
    I have a really wild story that involves cocaine, redbull, Viagra, horny goat weed and the freakiest bitch I ever stuck my button into.

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    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your story involves people having sex whilst under the influence of various substances.
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    Its a story about male ED. "The hardest button to button"

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    My button is always very hard.

    The story is closer to a hard attack/heart attack, a lot of sweat and cramped abdominals like you could never imagine.

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    The endless summer

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    i'm going on a speed dating show tonight. prolly will never air, but i hope this is interesting and that i get to be the one who chooses who she wants.
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    Does it air on some local channel with a blonde host? My roommate watches that show.

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    That sounds like fun, Ivy!! I hope it airs too You would be a great TV personality
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    The short answer is: maybe, but probably just as a placebo effect. There were double blinded, randomized, placebo controlled trials in which Viagra demonstrated an increase in clitoral blood flow and arousal. However, there was not a statistically significant effect on libido, as Viagra works soley on vasodilation and blood flow, with no direct effect on emotional or psychological aspects of sexual dysfunction.
    Um... it works on chicks. I've been part of our own controlled studies in which coke whores who had no idea that there was crushed up viagra in the lines towards the end of the night ended up holding their clits like little kids that had to pee.
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    I will investigate and report back.

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    Make sure you take at least 50 mg, and have a bar of xanax on hand for when you want to stop juicing.
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    The coveted coke whore cohort
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    P = 0.05
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    One of the guys I was "hanging out with" that I had met on OKCupid recently got back in touch with me via email and now I can't even figure out if I'm more offended about his former physical performance in bed or the fact that he opened an email with a blatant grammatical error.

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    Also I was recruited to join a ladies pool league that I think is mostly compromised of lesbians. Adventure time.

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    You are on your walkabout. You can only benefit from a bit of play and exploration.

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    I'm more or less hoping for a lesbian make-over, montage style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    The short answer is: maybe, but probably just as a placebo effect. There were double blinded, randomized, placebo controlled trials in which Viagra demonstrated an increase in clitoral blood flow and arousal. However, there was not a statistically significant effect on libido, as Viagra works soley on vasodilation and blood flow, with no direct effect on emotional or psychological aspects of sexual dysfunction.
    Once the physical aspects are heightened down there doesn't the emotional and psychological aspects follow?

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    recently was dating a girl from okc, things seemed to be goin great after 6 or 7 dates. Then all of a sudden she panicked and over a long dinner repeatedly told me how great I was and how good things between us were, but she had some unresolved issues from her last relationship she needed to resolve before getting into something new. She ended it saying she still wanted to stay in touch and try to re pursue things when shes resolved her stuff.

    I'm by no means going to just wait around forever, but am i crazy to believe that's the truth, or is that some long roundabout way of blowing me off?

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    Maybe she thinks you're just really, really nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Maybe she thinks you're just really, really nice.
    lol, yah that wouldn't be the first time....

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    lol, yah that wouldn't be the first time....
    She is fully blowing you off while trying not to sound like she's blowing you off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goose4485 View Post
    recently was dating a girl from okc, things seemed to be goin great after 6 or 7 dates. Then all of a sudden she panicked and over a long dinner repeatedly told me how great I was and how good things between us were, but she had some unresolved issues from her last relationship she needed to resolve before getting into something new. She ended it saying she still wanted to stay in touch and try to re pursue things when shes resolved her stuff.

    I'm by no means going to just wait around forever, but am i crazy to believe that's the truth, or is that some long roundabout way of blowing me off?
    she probably doesn't mean to be malicious, but i think she is blowing you off.

    i can somewhat relate; however i am dealing with my issues on my own time and taking things slow until i am ready to dive in because i really like the guy. if i didn't, i'd use my laundry list of issues as an excuse to bail. when you like someone, you'll do whatever it takes to make it work.
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    yep, try to be more interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goose4485 View Post
    recently was dating a girl from okc, things seemed to be goin great after 6 or 7 dates. Then all of a sudden she panicked and over a long dinner repeatedly told me how great I was and how good things between us were, but she had some unresolved issues from her last relationship she needed to resolve before getting into something new. She ended it saying she still wanted to stay in touch and try to re pursue things when shes resolved her stuff.

    I'm by no means going to just wait around forever, but am i crazy to believe that's the truth, or is that some long roundabout way of blowing me off?
    Sounds like she's blowing you off.
    I sure hope you went dutch on that dinner.

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    strange creatures these "women"

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    Uhh have the two of you touched genitals yet?

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    Sounds like it's the good ol blowoff, on to the next one

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    uhh have the two of you touched genitals yet?
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    Sounds like she's blowing you off.
    I sure hope you went dutch on that dinner.
    Yes to the dutch and genitals touching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goose4485 View Post
    Yes to the dutch and genitals touching
    Rebound

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goose4485 View Post
    recently was dating a girl from okc, things seemed to be goin great after 6 or 7 dates. Then all of a sudden she panicked and over a long dinner repeatedly told me how great I was and how good things between us were, but she had some unresolved issues from her last relationship she needed to resolve before getting into something new. She ended it saying she still wanted to stay in touch and try to re pursue things when shes resolved her stuff.

    I'm by no means going to just wait around forever, but am i crazy to believe that's the truth, or is that some long roundabout way of blowing me off?
    She's playing hard to get.
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