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    I'd cheat on her. Wouldnt even feel bad about it either.
    A potentially more sensible and ethical route would be to discuss the matter in an attempt to arrive at some sort of mutual accommodation or to terminate the relationship if necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    A potentially more sensible and ethical route would be to discuss the matter in an attempt to arrive at some sort of mutual accommodation or to terminate the relationship if necessary.
    I knew I liked you when I met you!

    Agreed, my ex husband chose to go the same route as MoSetsfire suggests... Come to find out it wasn't that I didn't like sex, I just didn't like it with him. It worked out better for everyone in the end... well me at least, the chick he screwed got knocked up and then started cheating on him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I'd cheat on her. Wouldnt even feel bad about it either.
    Can I watch?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Can I watch?
    So, u don't like having sex, but enjoy watching...interesting.

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    Porn turns me on.
    Maybe it'll turn her on.

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    I reserve the right to change my mind at any given moment.
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    This is a general query: does viagra enhance a woman's sex drive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    This is a general query: does viagra enhance a woman's sex drive?
    I am a genuine fountain of information regarding sildenafil and its effects for treating female sexual dysfunction.
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    No, I mean for a woman with an average or already high sex drive, would popping some viagra just make her go wild?

    My friend and I have been locked in a debate about this for a while. But apparently you have to have a scrip to get viagra.

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    The short answer is: maybe, but probably just as a placebo effect. There were double blinded, randomized, placebo controlled trials in which Viagra demonstrated an increase in clitoral blood flow and arousal. However, there was not a statistically significant effect on libido, as Viagra works soley on vasodilation and blood flow, with no direct effect on emotional or psychological aspects of sexual dysfunction.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    That's an idea.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    And yes, you have to get a prescription. And no, your insurance won't pay for it.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    The short answer is: maybe, but probably just as a placebo effect. There were double blinded, randomized, placebo controlled trials in which Viagra demonstrated an increase in clitoral blood flow and arousal. However, there was not a statistically significant effect on libido, as Viagra works soley on vasodilation and blood flow, with no direct effect on emotional or psychological aspects of sexual dysfunction.
    huh. Good to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    And yes, you have to get a prescription. And no, your insurance won't pay for it.
    We considered trying to see if any of the older people at our bar would be willing to give us some spare Viagra pills, but then my friend got too chickenshit to try and broach the subject tactfully.

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    Any guy can get it if he asks his doctor.
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    It's arguably more fun to try and get it from old farts at a dive bar, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's arguably more fun to try and get it from old farts at a dive bar, though.
    Old farts at dive bars are rarely offended by anything. I was sitting at a bar on Friday by myself and this 70 year old english man came and sat by me, we had a nice convo about his family and then somehow he decided to inform me of all the young men who are now coming down with throat/mouth cancer from going down on women with the HPV virus.
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    I was really expecting to talk to "hot babes" at Coachella, and no "hot babes" said anything to me.

    I instead got disappointed again by the stupid hot guy I was seeing who only wanted to hang out with me because I would share my weed with him. I am just too nice to stupid people. Need to be mean and say FUCK EVERYONE and just turn into a rolly poly ball.

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    i did not find viagra to be all that different from normal.

    also ladies, please please PLEASE get tested even if you're in a relationship. not just a trust thing, but it can take on average 10 years for cancerous strains of HPV to result in a bad pap.
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    GET THAT SHOT THING IF YOU STILL CAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I was really expecting to talk to "hot babes" at Coachella, and no "hot babes" said anything to me.

    I instead got disappointed again by the stupid hot guy I was seeing who only wanted to hang out with me because I would share my weed with him. I am just too nice to stupid people. Need to be mean and say FUCK EVERYONE and just turn into a rolly poly ball.
    I was actually surprised you didn't say fuck off to me when i ask if you were kitt katt at jeff mangum last night.so yeah live up to expections now I'm worried that handbananna isn't going to be funny in real life.
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    Like I said, I'm celibate but I have been accused of being addicted to sex and having an over the top sex drive. I think it's relative to the person though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I was really expecting to talk to "hot babes" at Coachella, and no "hot babes" said anything to me.

    I instead got disappointed again by the stupid hot guy I was seeing who only wanted to hang out with me because I would share my weed with him. I am just too nice to stupid people. Need to be mean and say FUCK EVERYONE and just turn into a rolly poly ball.
    I thought you did say "Fuck everyone" already. The many sides of Kitt Kat.

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    Does anyone else imagine that Amy's vagina is somehow in the shape of a frown?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I was really expecting to talk to "hot babes" at Coachella, and no "hot babes" said anything to me.

    I instead got disappointed again by the stupid hot guy I was seeing who only wanted to hang out with me because I would share my weed with him. I am just too nice to stupid people. Need to be mean and say FUCK EVERYONE and just turn into a rolly poly ball.
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I was really expecting to talk to "hot babes" at Coachella, and no "hot babes" said anything to me.

    I instead got disappointed again by the stupid hot guy I was seeing who only wanted to hang out with me because I would share my weed with him. I am just too nice to stupid people. Need to be mean and say FUCK EVERYONE and just turn into a rolly poly ball.
    Now your getting there.
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    Lets just smoke some weed and dance ourselves into seduction

    Thn we can post more to this thread

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    Smoking weed means I'll dance myself right into the bed to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    Smoking weed means I'll dance myself right into the bed to sleep.
    It usually makes me dance to the bathroom to so I can make make out with the toilet.

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