Page 134 of 496 FirstFirst ... 129130131132133134135136137138139 ... LastLast
Results 3,991 to 4,020 of 14858

Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

  1. #3991
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    24,070

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Low hanging fruit

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

  2. #3992

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.
    Originally Posted by Lotus
    What is lulz?? Lol!

  3. #3993
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,666

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Ahh yes its too bad. Always wanted a blow job from a Gundam warrior.

  4. #3994
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,696

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    getting smitten seems to be a curse for me
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  5. #3995
    Member romanticizer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    188

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Don't get smitten. That's what I do - works like a charm.

  6. #3996
    old school frizzlefry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    2,704

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Sad I avoided this thread for so long, I missed the short lived DP conversation and everything.

    I seem to have an awful problem with making a great first impression or good first date but then I fuck up the required texting afterwards, or women just like to lie to my face...hussies
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

  7. #3997
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by Gundam View Post
    Low hanging fruit on different Le7els would freak me out, but to bad I don't suck dick.
    Yes you do.

  8. #3998
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,668

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  9. #3999
    old school frizzlefry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    2,704

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'm getting the notion that some boardies are the type who just stare and prod at penises like a scientist either before or after sex, do any men ever treat vulvas like this? More importantly, what's the plural for vulva? Apparently adding the S makes it misspelled, can't tell if spell check is just a prude or not
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

  10. #4000
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    vulvae

  11. #4001
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    unit300021, read this part again.

    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    That's how I met my ex-wife.

  12. #4002

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Yes you do.
    Noooooo!
    Originally Posted by Lotus
    What is lulz?? Lol!

  13. #4003
    Member romanticizer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    188

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I used to get really down about how vile men and dating are but I feel fine now. Maybe that is resilience or maybe I have become such a cold hard bitch I don't care anymore. I would like to think it is 80/20 mix.

    I haven't felt the pitter patter of my heart in a long time. What I have learned this year, however, is that lust and genuine interest are really easily confused things. This has been the problem for myself and many of my friends the past year. I have been single now for the past 3 months and have effectively isolated myself enough to be stoked about it. I have been celibate for over a month as well because I'm over the casual sex thing. I want someone to actually know me really well (and care about what they know) before I feel comfortable being naked in front of them or having them fuck me. Am I asking too much?

  14. #4004
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,668

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    I used to get really down about how vile men and dating are but I feel fine now. Maybe that is resilience or maybe I have become such a cold hard bitch I don't care anymore. I would like to think it is 80/20 mix.

    I haven't felt the pitter patter of my heart in a long time. What I have learned this year, however, is that lust and genuine interest are really easily confused things. This has been the problem for myself and many of my friends the past year. I have been single now for the past 3 months and have effectively isolated myself enough to be stoked about it. I have been celibate for over a month as well because I'm over the casual sex thing. I want someone to actually know me really well (and care about what they know) before I feel comfortable being naked in front of them or having them fuck me. Am I asking too much?
    Maybe you should break it down to selling a bit here and there instead of asking too much in one lump setting.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  15. #4005
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,696

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    resuming smitteness.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  16. #4006
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,172

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    resuming smitteness.
    CURSED!!!
    :P

    I need to fall out of smittenness. It's not healthy for me.

  17. #4007
    Coachella Junkie M Sparks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Phoenix, AZ
    Posts
    12,132

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    unit300021, read this part again.
    OH MY GOD I MIGHT NOT SPEND THE NEXT 50 YEARS WITH THIS PERSON SO I SHOULDN'T WASTE MY TIME!

  18. #4008
    Member romanticizer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    188

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Maybe you should break it down to selling a bit here and there instead of asking too much in one lump setting.
    Fair enough. Disregard anyway. I'm PMSing to the enth degree and can't explain half of the crazy town things I have felt, said, thought, or done in the last three days.

  19. #4009
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,095

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    resuming smitteness.
    On the Today Show they were discussing attitudes women should have once they reach the age of 30, and not getting carried away with romantic relationships was one of them. You're just about there, Ivy.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  20. #4010
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,040

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    "enth"

  21. #4011
    old school HotHamWater's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    A thematic narrative
    Posts
    2,698

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    On the Today Show they were discussing attitudes women should have once they reach the age of 30, and not getting carried away with romantic relationships was one of them. You're just about there, Ivy.
    Damn. Dissed by amyzzz?

  22. #4012
    Banned thelastgreatman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The Wasteland (LA)
    Posts
    13,075

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Amy also thinks that 9 out of 10 kinds of sex/affection are gross and weird. I'm not sure that it's a great idea to take relationship advice from someone with the sexual development of a pre-teen.
    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
    Fans of TheLastGreatMan Accessory Shop

  23. #4013
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,095

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    lol, Randy is right. I don't care about sex much right now. BUT it was not my advice, in any case.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  24. #4014
    old school downingthief's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Scottsdale, Az
    Posts
    5,553

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I would rather die than to ever not care about sex.

  25. #4015
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,095

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I'd rather live.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  26. #4016
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,856

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    I would rather die than to ever not care about sex.
    I feel the same way. I keep expecting that I will hit the age soon where companionship is more important, but I just haven't gotten there yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  27. #4017
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,172

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Now I'm wondering if I should just give up on companionship and just have sex.

  28. #4018
    old school downingthief's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Scottsdale, Az
    Posts
    5,553

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I feel the same way. I keep expecting that I will hit the age soon where companionship is more important, but I just haven't gotten there yet.
    Same with me. I'm still a horny bastard.

  29. #4019
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,856

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Robin, It's pretty much how I spent my early 30s, it worked out pretty well. Now I have both which is awesome!
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  30. #4020
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,172

    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    I really don't feel like getting an STD test more than once a year, though.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 41
    Last Post: 11-27-2012, 09:11 PM
  2. The Coachella Message Board Thread Index Thread
    By SoulDischarge in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 06-30-2011, 08:35 PM
  3. Replies: 183
    Last Post: 10-04-2009, 12:12 AM
  4. Warrior Queen rubs one out on stage
    By SubBass49 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-19-2009, 10:27 AM
  5. Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.
    By TommyboyUNM in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 134
    Last Post: 12-11-2008, 09:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •