It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[weeklymix]

I'll get my vasectomy after my first child-by-mistress.

[Robin]

She doesn't owe me anything, I'm fine with it.

I just don't like it when people think that ignoring something will make it go away. At least make an excuse instead of having you put in that extra effort.

[unit300021]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

[M Sparks]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

That's how I met my ex-wife. She told me she had a boyfriend in Tucson, so I assumed that meant to back off. But sometimes, people are looking for a way out. Not all breakups are bad- she was happier with me than the other guy. And she and I are happier now without each other.

[TomAz]

I'd be happier if you replied to my PM, Marc.

[Mugwog]

You can either be the man who wants her, or the boy who steps aside for other men.

[Robin]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

Just call her and talk to her. Find out what her story is from her, and not second hand.

[HotHamWater]

So I need some advice, last weekend I was at a wedding and met one of the bridesmaids there. She is a really cool girl and we practically spent the whole night together and even made out some and at the end of the night she tells me to call her. A few days later I'm talking to the groom to see how everything went and he mentions she is in a long distance relationship. So basically how do I go about this? I don't want to the jackass that ruins a relationship for someone else, but I've also never connected with a girl like this before. Any advice or anything will be very appreciated as I'm confused as hell what to do.

Keeping her current relationship together isn't your responsibility. If she was married, I think that would be a different story. Just call her and see what happens.

[unit300021]

Keeping her current relationship together isn't your responsibility. If she was married, I think that would be a different story. Just call her and see what happens.

I know it's not my responsibility, but I also have had a girlfriend cheat on me before and that feeling really sucked, so I told myself I would never be the reason why some other guy feels like that. I'm just going to give her a call tonight and see whats up.

[Mugwog]

See the thing is: Its not the other guys fault, its the woman who made the choice to ditch the other dude for the new guy.

Or maybe it's the fault of the guy she left for not swooning her....

*insert thinking raptor pic*

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

long distance relationships are hard. Make her life easier. I recommend cumming in her mouth

[JustSteve]

as she is explaining it to the other dude. then he'll know she's serious.

good sign that she was honest from the get go. but it also could have been a one night thing while she was at a wedding and feeling more lonely and was more drunk than usual.

[TomAz]

She might just wanna get DPd and spit-roasted.

[Originalbob]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!

[JustSteve]

She might just wanna get DPd and spit-roasted.

i prefer calling it the wobbly h. high fives with your bro are so easy with it.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

The wobbly H is not the same thing as a DP

EDIT: well, I guess if the dudes are standing up, but I think all the arms would be needed to hold the chick up for that one.

[amyzzz]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!

I got the opposite.

[Mugwog]

An eifel tower can bring 3 people much closer together, or at least increase the levels of a bromance between two gentleman

[romanticizer]

Man, did I miss this thread...ha.

[JustSteve]

The wobbly H is not the same thing as a DP

EDIT: well, I guess if the dudes are standing up, but I think all the arms would be needed to hold the chick up for that one.

i was commenting on the spit roast part. no dp for me, don't like balls slapping against balls. not that i've ever done it, but i can just assume.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

ahaha i read that as "SPLIT"

[romanticizer]

DP...ugh. I can't even imagine. I've been celibate for over a month now and even hanging out with boys alone is starting to freak me out.

[JustSteve]

ahaha i read that as "SPLIT"

for the record i have never high fived a bro while performing a wobbly h. i'm good with just one person in the bed, that person being a woman. boooring.

[thelastgreatman]

i was commenting on the spit roast part. no dp for me, don't like balls slapping against balls. not that i've ever done it, but i can just assume.

So are you saying you don't want to get together and rub our balls all over each other? SINCE WHEN?

[romanticizer]

I some how have finagled my way back into the good graces of "the one that got away" so that is great. I'm not really interested in dating, I'm digging the single thing but I just like there not to be underlying currents of anger or distress in any of my connections.

[TomAz]

Wow Tom... I got a full body chill from that statement, especially coming from you!

I still can't quite figure out what this means.

[thelastgreatman]

I think she's saying that she wants two (or more) cocks in her.

[thelastgreatman]

Old man cocks, too.

Tom, how long are your balls?

[Mugwog]

Although women do love the cock; some are apprehensive about balls.

[thelastgreatman]

Means you've got ugly balls, dude. Every chick I've known piranha'd mine.