It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Mugwog]

Well yeah.

[herro kitty]

So... I stupidly went out with my ex yesterday because I am a lamesauce, but I am glad I did because I realized that I am getting over him. We went on a 5 mile hike and had dinner afterwards. It was a pleasant day. I miss him... but I don't feel like I want to try to get back with him anymore, so that is progress. And I don't feel like throwing up when I think about him seeing other women anymore. So that is progress too.

It's been a hard few months, but I feel better about myself. Did I tell you guys I found 2 part time jobs being an RN?? I'm still looking for a fulltime position somewhere, but I am really glad I was able to focus on something else besides my shitty breakup. I'm on my way to becoming a boring grown-up!

[SuperFocus]

Hooray for being people

[Courtney]

It's been a hard few months, but I feel better about myself. Did I tell you guys I found 2 part time jobs being an RN?? I'm still looking for a fulltime position somewhere, but I am really glad I was able to focus on something else besides my shitty breakup. I'm on my way to becoming a boring grown-up!

YAY! GO BARB! That is terrific news.

[lehorne]

Hooray for being people

Celebrate Humans

[locachica73]

That's great news Barb, I give it a month before some hot doctor falls head over heals in love with you.

[Courtney]

I really need to stop reading crappy publications, but anyway, this is interesting:

To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They're gay!

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/dea...#ixzz1qdl3QWHz

EDIT: I MADE AN ANONYMOUS POLL

[psychic friend]

excellent news!

[Goatchella]

Ilovemunchingbox

[Miroir Noir]

Hey ladies, start traveling in this writer's circle of mature, good, giving, and game chaps! They'll probably soften you up with literary anecdotes about Philip Roth or John Updike, before gently pleasing your vulva and clitoris with their world-weary, mustachioed mouths. True, there's a twenty percent chance that the fellow will be gay, but a ten percent chance they will be Gore Vidal!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I'm going to assume the reason men like performing oral is because that's where they know they can get results.

[Courtney]

Mirror Noir has an excellent point. But, on the downside, you may be forced to read more Esquire Magazine.

[Gribbz]

I hear more often than not from women that "guys don't really like doing it." Is this the general attitude, ladies? Color me shocked if so.

[suprefan]

Theres a decent percentage of women who like to give/receive oral more than even getting banged. Why dont you guys dicsuss that?

[Alchemy]

Theres a decent percentage of women who like to give/receive oral more than even getting banged. Why dont you guys dicsuss that?

I found that when I was in New York City, the girls were more ready to have sex than give/receive oral sex; whereas, in Texas, it was the opposite. I think the girls I encountered in Texas felt that oral sex was a watered-down version of sex, something that can be done to please someone that you weren't ready to have sex with yet. But in New York City, they felt that oral sex was more humiliating than regular sex, and it required more trust and comfort.

This isn't a rule, of course. I'd need to have sex with hundreds of more girls from each state to further develop the hypothesis into a scientific theory.

Thoughts?

[amyzzz]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

[Gribbz]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

Weird. Maybe most guys just don't want to admit it? Strange thing to be embarrassed about in my opinion.

[Robin]

All this talk about oral is making me feel funny.

[Alchemy]

I do, but some girls are better than others...
















Some girls are bigger than others.

Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers.

[amyzzz]

YES.

[Gribbz]

All this talk about oral is making me feel funny.

I like where this is going. Don't fight that feeling, Robin.

[Robin]

I like where this is going. Don't fight that feeling, Robin.

I can't wait to get home and ride that motorcycle.

[Gribbz]

lul

[Mugwog]

Oral pleasure is a must for both parties of when sexxing. I've found some women just like to get banged other than getting eaten. I mainly shoot for the women that enjoy giving a good blowjob. Nothing is more of a turn off than a boring blow job. I'm sure the same can be said about bad oral sex from a man, amirite ladies?

[JustSteve]

I've never known a guy that liked to give oral.

raises hand. love it. now how 'bout a kiss?

[JustSteve]

other than getting eaten.

maybe that's why women don't like it? the lovely references used? eating out, munching box, etc.

[amyzzz]

I meant known in the biblical sense.

[Mugwog]

I thought teeth were good?

[M Sparks]

I usually prefer to give than receive, but it depends on the other person. I've been with women who really don't get that into receiving, so it's not that fun, and I've been with women who give very, um, enthusiastically, and it's really hot. I don't know if I've ever had a BAD one, but certainly have had unmemorable ones.

[ThatGirl]

I usually prefer to give than receive, but it depends on the other person. I've been with women who really don't get that into receiving, so it's not that fun, and I've been with women who give very, um, enthusiastically, and it's really hot. I don't know if I've ever had a BAD one, but certainly have had unmemorable ones.

I remember reading a quote from "Texts from last night" from a guy that claimed he could die happy after receiving during a beautiful sunset while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody.