It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Sleepingrock]

You should just go make some cream soda HHW.

[mountmccabe]

If you have someone as your avatar you can make posts that are just their lyrics/quotes/sayings/etc without regard to whether or not it makes sense.

[HotHamWater]

I have sex with Ellen DeGeneres.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Meow. Purr. Hiss. Deal With it.

[sonofhal]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[fikus222]

I am a malevolently benevolent Island.

[JorgeC]

I Love You, Dude.

[herro kitty]

Guys aren't responding to the messages I write. I usually send a small, thoughtful paragraph that asks about what they wrote in their profile and shit. I don't know what I'm doing wrong

[SoulDischarge]

Trend: I'm noticing one.

Personal: you all probably shouldn't take not getting a reply so.

[yardbird]

Guys aren't responding to the messages I write. I usually send a small, thoughtful paragraph that asks about what they wrote in their profile and shit. I don't know what I'm doing wrong

you're open-minded and not afraid to be vulnerable.

You are probably scaring them away with that last line.
for some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is you tying me to a bed and shoving a blender in my ass.

[herro kitty]

You're right. I'm probably more cool than them anyway

[herro kitty]

You are probably scaring them away with that last line.
for some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is you tying me to a bed and shoving a blender in my ass.

I wrote that because that's essentially what I want in a friend

[Mugwog]

All Internet dating does for me is reinforce the idea that:
I am quite eccentric and hate having to explain who I am to people in 3 witty paragraphs
Folks on the Internet are much stranger than I am
Curvy is obese on the internet
Large women do not understand what "desired body type" means.
I should just lie that I'm one inch bigger (height and length)

[MoSetsfire]

If you have someone as your avatar you can make posts that are just their lyrics/quotes/sayings/etc without regard to whether or not it makes sense.

She said she only responded to older men. Therefore I implied that she did this because older men were more established and therefore had more money to spend on her. I did so in a joking manner. Is this answer satisfactory or would you like me to draw you a picture?

[Mugwog]

She said she only responded to older men. Therefore I implied that she did this because older men were more established and therefore had more money to spend on her. I did so in a joking manner. Is this answer satisfactory or would you like me to draw you a picture?

Picture please.

MSpaint or whatever mac equivalent is

[mountmccabe]

My response was intended to indicate that I thought the connection was too thin to make sense. I intended this, also, to be taken in a joking manner and was please that several people followed up playing along with the joke.

I don't think anyone misunderstood what the joke was - though some may have held out hope for something deeper - so I do not believe a picture is necessary.


EDIT: cross-post w/Mug. Can't disagree, I would like to see a picture (though I don't feel it is necessary.)

[MoSetsfire]

My response was intended to indicate that I thought the connection was too thin to make sense. I intended this, also, to be taken in a joking manner and was please that several people followed up playing along with the joke.

I don't think anyone misunderstood what the joke was - though some may have held out hope for something deeper - so I do not believe a picture is necessary.


EDIT: cross-post w/Mug. Can't disagree, I would like to see a picture (though I don't feel it is necessary.)

Since I took your comments too seriously, I will follow up with a picture as requested.

[guedita]

Mo, the problem is that jokes are usually funny.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Maybe it wasn't really a joke and he was just kidding

[guedita]

Please draw a picture and or flow chart to confirm.

[Mugwog]

I prefer pie graphs

[MoSetsfire]

I prefer pie graphs

[obzen]

That's a (w)rap folks.

[guedita]

I'm looking for constructive tips on how to signal a guy into knowing that I would sleep with him on the first date without having to outright say "I will sleep with you on the first date." Do I just take my bra off and throw it at him across the dinner table or what.

[algunz]

Kiss him.

[Alchemy]

I'm looking for constructive tips on how to signal a guy into knowing that I would sleep with him on the first date without having to outright say "I will sleep with you on the first date." Do I just take my bra off and throw it at him across the dinner table or what.

Tell him: "Do you want to hang out at my place afterwards?"

And then say: "And by hang out, I mean having your penis hang out. So that I can use it. Tonight."

[guedita]

I suppose I don't want it to happen at my apartment, though. Because then he'll know where I live. Theoretically, we break into a mattress store and do it there.

[fatbastard]

You'd have a better chance in the bedding section of Macys before closing.

[unit300021]

I suppose I don't want it to happen at my apartment, though. Because then he'll know where I live. Theoretically, we break into a mattress store and do it there.

Now that is living adventures. Also I don't think you are going to have any problem finding a guy to do that also.

[chiapet]

If you don't want to bring him back to your place, find an excuse to go back to his place. If you can't think of anything suitable, just ask if you can hang out at his place after <dinner or whatever>