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    If you have someone as your avatar you can make posts that are just their lyrics/quotes/sayings/etc without regard to whether or not it makes sense.
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    I have sex with Ellen DeGeneres.

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    Meow. Purr. Hiss. Deal With it.
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    I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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    I am a malevolently benevolent Island.
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    I Love You, Dude.
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    Guys aren't responding to the messages I write. I usually send a small, thoughtful paragraph that asks about what they wrote in their profile and shit. I don't know what I'm doing wrong
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    What if your woman is one of those water-filled bag things with a hole in the middle that is designed to fall out of your hands when you try to pick it up?

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    Trend: I'm noticing one.

    Personal: you all probably shouldn't take not getting a reply so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    Guys aren't responding to the messages I write. I usually send a small, thoughtful paragraph that asks about what they wrote in their profile and shit. I don't know what I'm doing wrong

    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty's OKCupid Profile
    you're open-minded and not afraid to be vulnerable.
    You are probably scaring them away with that last line.
    for some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is you tying me to a bed and shoving a blender in my ass.

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    You're right. I'm probably more cool than them anyway
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    What if your woman is one of those water-filled bag things with a hole in the middle that is designed to fall out of your hands when you try to pick it up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yardbird View Post
    You are probably scaring them away with that last line.
    for some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is you tying me to a bed and shoving a blender in my ass.
    I wrote that because that's essentially what I want in a friend
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    What if your woman is one of those water-filled bag things with a hole in the middle that is designed to fall out of your hands when you try to pick it up?

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    All Internet dating does for me is reinforce the idea that:
    I am quite eccentric and hate having to explain who I am to people in 3 witty paragraphs
    Folks on the Internet are much stranger than I am
    Curvy is obese on the internet
    Large women do not understand what "desired body type" means.
    I should just lie that I'm one inch bigger (height and length)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    If you have someone as your avatar you can make posts that are just their lyrics/quotes/sayings/etc without regard to whether or not it makes sense.
    She said she only responded to older men. Therefore I implied that she did this because older men were more established and therefore had more money to spend on her. I did so in a joking manner. Is this answer satisfactory or would you like me to draw you a picture?
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    She said she only responded to older men. Therefore I implied that she did this because older men were more established and therefore had more money to spend on her. I did so in a joking manner. Is this answer satisfactory or would you like me to draw you a picture?
    Picture please.

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    My response was intended to indicate that I thought the connection was too thin to make sense. I intended this, also, to be taken in a joking manner and was please that several people followed up playing along with the joke.

    I don't think anyone misunderstood what the joke was - though some may have held out hope for something deeper - so I do not believe a picture is necessary.


    EDIT: cross-post w/Mug. Can't disagree, I would like to see a picture (though I don't feel it is necessary.)
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    My response was intended to indicate that I thought the connection was too thin to make sense. I intended this, also, to be taken in a joking manner and was please that several people followed up playing along with the joke.

    I don't think anyone misunderstood what the joke was - though some may have held out hope for something deeper - so I do not believe a picture is necessary.


    EDIT: cross-post w/Mug. Can't disagree, I would like to see a picture (though I don't feel it is necessary.)
    Since I took your comments too seriously, I will follow up with a picture as requested.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Mo, the problem is that jokes are usually funny.

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    Maybe it wasn't really a joke and he was just kidding
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    Please draw a picture and or flow chart to confirm.

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    I prefer pie graphs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I prefer pie graphs
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    That's a (w)rap folks.

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    I'm looking for constructive tips on how to signal a guy into knowing that I would sleep with him on the first date without having to outright say "I will sleep with you on the first date." Do I just take my bra off and throw it at him across the dinner table or what.

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    Kiss him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I'm looking for constructive tips on how to signal a guy into knowing that I would sleep with him on the first date without having to outright say "I will sleep with you on the first date." Do I just take my bra off and throw it at him across the dinner table or what.
    Tell him: "Do you want to hang out at my place afterwards?"

    And then say: "And by hang out, I mean having your penis hang out. So that I can use it. Tonight."
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    I suppose I don't want it to happen at my apartment, though. Because then he'll know where I live. Theoretically, we break into a mattress store and do it there.

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    You'd have a better chance in the bedding section of Macys before closing.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I suppose I don't want it to happen at my apartment, though. Because then he'll know where I live. Theoretically, we break into a mattress store and do it there.
    Now that is living adventures. Also I don't think you are going to have any problem finding a guy to do that also.
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    If you don't want to bring him back to your place, find an excuse to go back to his place. If you can't think of anything suitable, just ask if you can hang out at his place after <dinner or whatever>

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    Perhaps I'll just "sneeze" a lot in a way that sounds an awfully lot like I'm saying "I'll sleep witttchhhhhhYOU!"

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