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    Ladies.

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    Heidi: bahahahahaha. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Ladies.
    See what you missed by never taking up our invites to come out and cavort with us?

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    And Barb: I'm here to echo what everyone has already said about you. I've been through heart break and there's no tell tale formula for when it will end or subside, but it will.

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    Babs, be strong and find happiness in your other successes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    Alright.. I am in need of some real advice.

    My boyfriend dumped me because he developed feelings for another woman and couldn't decide who to be with. Even though it killed my pride, I fought for him for a good two months. It seems like I lost, though. How do I stop sinking to a blackhole of despair because I couldn't keep (who I thought was) the love of my life? I am very bitter and angry and hurt and wish I could fast-forward time. I thought I was a badass bitch who was strong and awesome and shit... but apparently not.

    TLDR: Breakups suck.
    You won't have any issues finding someone else. Believe me..
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    So there is this really hot arab on OKC that I sent a message to a while back. He never replied. However, I see that he looks at my profile now and then. Without ever replying. I've proceeded to internet stalk him (it was fairly easy to find his real name from hints in his profile) and he's sooooo cute and funny. Want to meet. Not sure how to proceed with forced meeting. Hah.

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    Thanks to the last two pages or so, I can't stop hearing this in my head:


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    So Barb.... want to go get a drink some time? Wink wink.

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    Thanks guys.... I really want to believe you. I just keep doubting myself... wondering what I could have said or done differently, but the end result is the same. It was just so sudden, and I was blindsided by the breakup.

    What makes me so exhausted is the thought of having to do ALL of this AGAIN with someone else? Like, to meet and flirt and cuddle and slowly build trust and fall in love with someone new? That was fucking tiring to begin with. I gave my 100% to my ex. And to muster up the energy to do that for someone else eventually makes me never want to be in love again.

    But I'm not trying to find someone new now. I'll probably be single for a very long time.

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Babs, be strong and find happiness in your other successes.
    Thanks, Alessandra. I finally got my RN license (FUCK YA) so I am very excited to start my career. I'm so fucking glad I pulled myself together to pass the stupid test. It was tough! But yea, I am really proud of myself in this aspect of my life. So I am focusing on finding a job so I can move away and start fresh! Hehe.


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    So Barb.... want to go get a drink some time? Wink wink.
    Oh heck yes !!!
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    Is there a term for "junk in the belly?" Cuz that's what I have. Jelly belly. Or a pot belly like that French chick wanted in Pulp Fiction.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Hey baby. What's up? Give me a call sometime. *wink*
    Well, I am moving back to the East Bay in a of couple weeks. wink. wink. nudge. nudge.
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    Who the fuck would be crazy enough to dump Barbara? Are we living in Bizarro World?
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Yeah, that's some complete bullsh!t. I'm truly very sorry, Barb. Like Cara said, things will get better over time.
    4/11 Chela / Classixx @ The Independent
    4/14 MSMR / Jagwar Ma @ The Fillmore
    4/18 Disclosure @ The Greek Theater
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    5/13 Broods @ The Independent
    5/30 Goldroom @ The Independent
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    8/08-8/10 Outside Lands #5

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    Why does anybody break up with anybody? Shit happens.
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Is there a term for "junk in the belly?" Cuz that's what I have. Jelly belly. Or a pot belly like that French chick wanted in Pulp Fiction.
    She was pregnant.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    Well, I am moving back to the East Bay in a of couple weeks. wink. wink. nudge. nudge.
    Giggity.
    We'll have to set up a date to watch soft core porn.

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    I hope I'm not starting a trend with the porn dates. I have stories, they're not pretty ones, about why that's a bad idea...

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    "we were so captivated by the softcore porn that neither of us noticed the dog eating the entire box of chocolate edible panties and by the time I was ready to suck his dick the dog started vomiting blood all over my feet"
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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Yes, I agree, softcore porn is a really bad idea for a first date. Go hardcore or you might as well just go home.

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    I'm sure Robin and I won't be hard pressed to find something to occupy ourselves with
    4/11 Chela / Classixx @ The Independent
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    4/18 Disclosure @ The Greek Theater
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    5/30 Goldroom @ The Independent
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    I highly suggest The Dallas Connection if you like your softcore porn to also have machine guns and explosions.


    or Ski School 2 if you like your sex scenes spaced out with terrible comedy


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    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herro kitty View Post
    Alright.. I am in need of some real advice.

    My boyfriend dumped me because he developed feelings for another woman and couldn't decide who to be with. Even though it killed my pride, I fought for him for a good two months. It seems like I lost, though. How do I stop sinking to a blackhole of despair because I couldn't keep (who I thought was) the love of my life? I am very bitter and angry and hurt and wish I could fast-forward time. I thought I was a badass bitch who was strong and awesome and shit... but apparently not.

    TLDR: Breakups suck.
    You didn't lose... You won by finding out how shallow his love was BEFORE you guys signed a lease together, got married, or had kids... I'm sorry to hear about your pain... You are one of the truly nice people on this board so I'm SURE your good karma is gonna come around in the form of a tall dark and handsome person soon =)
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    I'm sure Robin and I won't be hard pressed to find something to occupy ourselves with
    You have Battleship?!?!?! YESS

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    Sheesh, I am a sailor, hell yeah I have battleship.
    4/11 Chela / Classixx @ The Independent
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    4/18 Disclosure @ The Greek Theater
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    5/30 Goldroom @ The Independent
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    8/08-8/10 Outside Lands #5

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    still waiting on Kat's reply to Weekly...
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    SPIES, THIGHS, BIKINIS AND BULLETS

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    ^ I would like that to be Drinkey's new title please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    Sheesh, I am a sailor, hell yeah I have battleship.
    Excite!! I'll bring my Forever Lazy and you can sink my battleship all night.

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    How does anyone trust anyone? My mom told me a story about her friend who dated a guy for 17 years. 17 fucking years. Finally one day, the dude comes up to my mom's friend and says, "I'm ready to get married." Her friend gets so excited... until the dude says, "to this other woman I've been seeing this whole time. Good bye forever." What the fuck. Fuck!

    Sigh. I drank a lot of coffee so I'm hopped up and anxious.
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