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    A conversation on one of the phone bear dating apps.

    --hey whats up
    Not much. Woke up from a nap a little while ago. You?
    --u gay or bi
    Gay.
    --gay
    --u like
    Like what?
    --that i am gay
    Sure if it works for you.
    --u live alone
    Nah. Live with my mom at the moment.
    --does mom know your gay
    Yeah.
    --is she ok with it
    More or less.
    --moore


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    Update: all the guys who sent weird "offers" (the lingerie, the cleaning, etc) have had their accounts deleted.

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    I am looking for a girl who is a great knife fighter.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    How about one who has a picture of her riding a horse while shooting a pistol?
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    I only respect a girl who uses antique dueling pistols, but it is good that she can ride a horse.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I am looking for a girl who is a great knife fighter.
    Lol

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    So, the former coworker that I was fooling around with that unexpectedly put me in the "friend zone" early last month started randomly messaging me and commenting on my facebook statuses. Since being put in the "friend zone," I haven't really heard from him until after I posted on FB early last week that I signed up for a motorcycle class (riding is a hobby of his). He even showed up to my Happy Hour gathering on Friday.

    We used to be pretty good friends before hooking up. We used to hang at least once a week outside of work and even told each other our relationship issues. I find it a little odd that he's been giving me some attention again, but I'm hoping to at least get that friendship back.

    I'm not even sure if this post belongs in this thread.

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    I met a guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I met a guy.

    go on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I met a guy.

    Pics or GTFO

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    We are both being recruited by the same business school for their MBA program. He is scientist who works on something to do with anti-biological warfare stuff. He has a PhD in chemistry and likes to listen to Swedish death metal and play soccer. And he is far too handsome for me. Broad shoulders, great smile, and cleans up nicely in a suit. Great, offbeat sense of humor too. I kind of feel like he is way out of my league only he doesn't know it because he spends all his time managing science geeks and doing press briefings. And he smells great.

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    You had me at "play soccer."

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    You had me at "Swedish death metal."
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    he sounds like a catch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    We are both being recruited by the same business school for their MBA program. He is scientist who works on something to do with anti-biological warfare stuff. He has a PhD in chemistry and likes to listen to Swedish death metal and play soccer. And he is far too handsome for me. Broad shoulders, great smile, and cleans up nicely in a suit. Great, offbeat sense of humor too. I kind of feel like he is way out of my league only he doesn't know it because he spends all his time managing science geeks and doing press briefings. And he smells great.
    And he doesn't know it because he's a metal dude and thus was probably a TOTAL nerd. Most metal people are.

    Plus, Courtney, you're league is pretty big. You're out of more people's leagues than they are yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And he doesn't know it because he's a metal dude and thus was probably a TOTAL nerd. Most metal people are.

    Plus, Courtney, you're league is pretty big. You're out of more people's leagues than they are yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    So, the former coworker that I was fooling around with that unexpectedly put me in the "friend zone" early last month started randomly messaging me and commenting on my facebook statuses. Since being put in the "friend zone," I haven't really heard from him until after I posted on FB early last week that I signed up for a motorcycle class (riding is a hobby of his). He even showed up to my Happy Hour gathering on Friday.

    We used to be pretty good friends before hooking up. We used to hang at least once a week outside of work and even told each other our relationship issues. I find it a little odd that he's been giving me some attention again, but I'm hoping to at least get that friendship back.
    Hopefully it works out as a friendship at the very least. It sounds like you're interested in more with him? maybe after you rekindle the friendship more can follow.

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    I met a guy.


    very nice! he does sound like a catch!
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    Courtney, you had me at guy.

    Scientist and metal?! Total geek. Sounds like a perfect match.

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    You had me at "smells great" haha. That is so important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    Hopefully it works out as a friendship at the very least. It sounds like you're interested in more with him? maybe after you rekindle the friendship more can follow.
    I don't have sex with just anyone and everyone! heheh. But I don't think anything would happen past a friendship between us. He made it perfectly clear multiple times that he can't date a smoker. Oh well. Friendship it is! I can go back to telling him my relationship woes.... whenever that happens again.

    @Courtney... be a creeper and take pictures when he's not looking. I want to see what he looks like. Soccer players are yum. Now only if he was a firefighter on top of all that. mmmmmm

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    You had me at anti-biological warfare.
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    "wouldn't date a smoker"

    I heard this from so many guys I dated during the time I was smoking a pack a day. My husband told me that. I have cut down to maybe one a day, but I still smoke and he still married me.

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    You had me at MBA program.

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    You had me at PhD in chemistry (I have a BS in biochem)
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    "wouldn't date a smoker"

    I heard this from so many guys I dated during the time I was smoking a pack a day. My husband told me that. I have cut down to maybe one a day, but I still smoke and he still married me.

    I would date a smoker but not sure if I would marry one. No offense meant. You are after all smoking hot.

    I also think Courtney is smoking hot. I almost feel protective when hearing that she's met someone. He better not be a flake or weirdo.
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    Courtney and soccerplaying, swedish death metal listening, anti-biological warfare scientist sitting in a tree.

    So were you as forward as you normally are or did he make a move? Spill it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I met a guy.

    Nice! Congrats.

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    Tell us how it happened, Courtney. Did he use his chemistry expertise to lure you in with his good smell?
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    Courtney! How exciting. Congrats. I love when you first meet someone special. Also, thumbs up to nerdy metal heads. Good luck!

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    "Friend zone" guy just commented on my FB status offering to help me test ride bikes.
    I wonder if I can get another fuck out of him.
    I kinda gave him the "B game" the last time we hooked up.

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