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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    But maybe I should go on a second date with him to get a vocal sample of said effeminate laughing and turn it into a monster techno track.
    Or at least a fun ring tone.

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    with your help the guy may never laugh again.

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    I can see it now...You make his laugh into a song, ruin his life and then he will be known as the Effeminate Whimper guy.

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    "Awwwwwww" ala Portlandia
    Some lucky girl will love him

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    But maybe I should go on a second date with him to get a vocal sample of said effeminate laughing and turn it into a monster techno track.
    Oh fuck yeah, you can make the track with the beat machine other guy bought you. Full circle.
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    I love this thread. One of my faves. Please keep posting!
    Steve Winwood| Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds| Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds| Echo and the Bunnymen| Echo and the Bunnymen| Paul McCartney| Foxygen| FYF Fest| NIN/Soundgarden|
    Elvis Costello| Swans| Buzzcocks| King Crimson| Elton John| Kasabian| Massive Attack| Massive Attack| Slowdive| Fleetwood Mac| A Winged Victory for the Sullen

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    last bathhouses I read about were in Vidal's The Judgement of Paris. A bunch of Roman boys at your back room disposal. Had no idea they were still going on.

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    I know, naïveté. That particular guy eye fucked me so hard a couple years ago at LA LIve before the Primal Scream/BJM show. Had never known that about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I would say talking about life problems is a poor topic on a date. Making a gal laugh is way more fun than trying to solve life problems
    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    But Mark isnt 24 like 80% of the board is.
    When you are older, you tend to do a lot of "How did you get here" talk. Getting to know a person involves finding out what motivates them. And at 40, "why are you single" is important to know. Oh, you've been married 3 times and looking for number 4? That's going to be a red flag. Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.

    That doesn't mean dwelling on the gory details. It's just part of getting to know someone. Mostly we just had fun. Although, I suppose if both people WANT someone to wallow in their misery with them, that might work too.

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    that is so gross patrick. i am so weird about feet and find most feet gross. i am super ticklish too. i went to a spa saturday where a lady was rubbing lotion into my feet and i had to keep trying to trick my brain it was me doing the massaging so i wouldn't giggle.

    and i'll be having a fourth date sometime this week.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Yeah, I am pretty anti-feet as well. When I was on dating sites I would automatically delete any message where the guy asked me about my feet/toes. EW.

    Marc, is this meetup group just for singles or everyone? I love bar games and need to expand my bar options. The old people bar is making me feel way older than I am.
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    The term, "Old people bar" is making me crave a Vodka and Prune Juice right now.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Marc, is this meetup group just for singles or everyone? I love bar games and need to expand my bar options. The old people bar is making me feel way older than I am.
    It probably leans more towards singles, but supposed to be for everyone. It's East Valley-centric though. I'll send you a PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    We have a lot of things in common as far as terrible life situations foisted on us.
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    Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.
    Not to be a total stick in the mud; but these aren't terrible situations that life has cruelly foisted upon you. They're just regular life things that more or less and to some degree happen to everyone. Unless both you and your date spent a significant amount of time in an iron lung or something.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    When you are older, you tend to do a lot of "How did you get here" talk. Getting to know a person involves finding out what motivates them. And at 40, "why are you single" is important to know. Oh, you've been married 3 times and looking for number 4? That's going to be a red flag. Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.
    Can't tell if real story, or Alanis Morrisette song.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Me and lemonworld are still chatting. We exchange about a message a day. She is Canadian and loves politics but has found it hard to get involved here in AZ. She seems a bit awkward which is perfect. It's getting to the point where i'm going to ask her to go out for a drink or something. I have recieved 2 other messages from ladies that were both very uninteresting, had less than a 50% match and looked scary. I haven't searched the site much or sent any other messages. So far i'm still 1 for 1 in getting replies so I think it's time I search a bit more and send another message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Not to be a total stick in the mud; but these aren't terrible situations that life has cruelly foisted upon you. They're just regular life things that more or less and to some degree happen to everyone. Unless both you and your date spent a significant amount of time in an iron lung or something.
    OK, fine, we both have had a lot of the same Obsticltunities (tm) to make ourselves better, stronger people. I'm not going to get into details.

    I'm in a good mood for once and somehow that makes me the emo one. What the fuck do you people talk about on dates, your favorite Care Bear? How ice cream tastes good? We talked about shit like music, and funny stories from our life, and gossiped about mutual friends too. Quit zoning in on the negative.

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    Call me old fashioned but I wait til the third date to discuss Care Bears.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    What a square.

    Call me old fashioned, but I like to call old fashioned people "squares".

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    What a square.

    Call me old fashioned, but I like to call old fashioned people "squares".
    call me new fashioned, but I like to fuck on the first date.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    call me old fashioned, but i go bare second on a first date.

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Me and lemonworld are
    going to have an interesting time navigating it when you find out she's into pee-pee.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Her user name is a reference to the National... probably.

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    This spectacular British girl was checking out my profile from the United Kingdom.

    This website is misery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Her user name is a reference to the National... probably.
    Yes, and Jason is just being Jason, he'll never pass up an opportunity for a good pee pee joke. Good lookin' out bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    I just reopened my OKC account for the sole purpose of offering testimonials on behalf of any of you fools who wants. Lemme know and I'll talk up how you're not a bad credit risk or how big your dick is or whatever.
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    I am having difficulty with the degree to which I am interested, or not interested, in people for superficial reasons.

    Like, there are a bunch of guys who sound interesting, but they are not attractive, and if I'm to be realistic, I'm not going to go out with them enough times to really give them a chance, really. (So I should probably not accept a first date). It's stupid because I have a bunch of guy friends who are not very attractive, yet I would go out with them since I've already gotten to know them.

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