It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[weeklymix]

"Right guys?"

Secretly loves him.

[algunz]

But maybe I should go on a second date with him to get a vocal sample of said effeminate laughing and turn it into a monster techno track.

Or at least a fun ring tone.

[shakermaker113]

with your help the guy may never laugh again.

[romanticizer]

I can see it now...You make his laugh into a song, ruin his life and then he will be known as the Effeminate Whimper guy.

[Mugwog]

"Awwwwwww" ala Portlandia
Some lucky girl will love him

[fatbastard]

[greghead]

But maybe I should go on a second date with him to get a vocal sample of said effeminate laughing and turn it into a monster techno track.

Oh fuck yeah, you can make the track with the beat machine other guy bought you. Full circle.

[sonnyboy11]

I love this thread. One of my faves. Please keep posting!

[lehorne]

last bathhouses I read about were in Vidal's The Judgement of Paris. A bunch of Roman boys at your back room disposal. Had no idea they were still going on.

[Starraven]

[lehorne]

I know, naïveté. That particular guy eye fucked me so hard a couple years ago at LA LIve before the Primal Scream/BJM show. Had never known that about him.

[M Sparks]

I would say talking about life problems is a poor topic on a date. Making a gal laugh is way more fun than trying to solve life problems

But Mark isnt 24 like 80% of the board is.

When you are older, you tend to do a lot of "How did you get here" talk. Getting to know a person involves finding out what motivates them. And at 40, "why are you single" is important to know. Oh, you've been married 3 times and looking for number 4? That's going to be a red flag. Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.

That doesn't mean dwelling on the gory details. It's just part of getting to know someone. Mostly we just had fun. Although, I suppose if both people WANT someone to wallow in their misery with them, that might work too.

[chairmenmeow47]

that is so gross patrick. i am so weird about feet and find most feet gross. i am super ticklish too. i went to a spa saturday where a lady was rubbing lotion into my feet and i had to keep trying to trick my brain it was me doing the massaging so i wouldn't giggle.

and i'll be having a fourth date sometime this week.

[locachica73]

Yeah, I am pretty anti-feet as well. When I was on dating sites I would automatically delete any message where the guy asked me about my feet/toes. EW.

Marc, is this meetup group just for singles or everyone? I love bar games and need to expand my bar options. The old people bar is making me feel way older than I am.

[BROKENDOLL]

The term, "Old people bar" is making me crave a Vodka and Prune Juice right now.

[M Sparks]

Marc, is this meetup group just for singles or everyone? I love bar games and need to expand my bar options. The old people bar is making me feel way older than I am.

It probably leans more towards singles, but supposed to be for everyone. It's East Valley-centric though. I'll send you a PM.

[guedita]

We have a lot of things in common as far as terrible life situations foisted on us.

Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.

Not to be a total stick in the mud; but these aren't terrible situations that life has cruelly foisted upon you. They're just regular life things that more or less and to some degree happen to everyone. Unless both you and your date spent a significant amount of time in an iron lung or something.

[MoSetsfire]

When you are older, you tend to do a lot of "How did you get here" talk. Getting to know a person involves finding out what motivates them. And at 40, "why are you single" is important to know. Oh, you've been married 3 times and looking for number 4? That's going to be a red flag. Oh, you were married once for 12 years and now you're interested in being more independent? Awesome, me too... Oh, you're broke, so am I...is it because you are an aimless loser, or are you working your ass off to pull yourself out of a bad situation? Me too... How'd you become a vegetarian...oh, you cured yourself of a terrible disease? I was really sick too.

Can't tell if real story, or Alanis Morrisette song.

[faxman75]

Me and lemonworld are still chatting. We exchange about a message a day. She is Canadian and loves politics but has found it hard to get involved here in AZ. She seems a bit awkward which is perfect. It's getting to the point where i'm going to ask her to go out for a drink or something. I have recieved 2 other messages from ladies that were both very uninteresting, had less than a 50% match and looked scary. I haven't searched the site much or sent any other messages. So far i'm still 1 for 1 in getting replies so I think it's time I search a bit more and send another message.

[M Sparks]

Not to be a total stick in the mud; but these aren't terrible situations that life has cruelly foisted upon you. They're just regular life things that more or less and to some degree happen to everyone. Unless both you and your date spent a significant amount of time in an iron lung or something.

OK, fine, we both have had a lot of the same Obsticltunities (tm) to make ourselves better, stronger people. I'm not going to get into details.

I'm in a good mood for once and somehow that makes me the emo one. What the fuck do you people talk about on dates, your favorite Care Bear? How ice cream tastes good? We talked about shit like music, and funny stories from our life, and gossiped about mutual friends too. Quit zoning in on the negative.

[guedita]

Call me old fashioned but I wait til the third date to discuss Care Bears.

[M Sparks]

What a square.

Call me old fashioned, but I like to call old fashioned people "squares".

[MoSetsfire]

What a square.

Call me old fashioned, but I like to call old fashioned people "squares".

call me new fashioned, but I like to fuck on the first date.

[chairmenmeow47]

call me old fashioned, but i go bare second on a first date.

[HandBanana]

Me and lemonworld are

going to have an interesting time navigating it when you find out she's into pee-pee.

[chiapet]

Her user name is a reference to the National... probably.

[Alchemy]

This spectacular British girl was checking out my profile from the United Kingdom.

This website is misery.

[faxman75]

Her user name is a reference to the National... probably.

Yes, and Jason is just being Jason, he'll never pass up an opportunity for a good pee pee joke. Good lookin' out bro.

[chairmenmeow47]

[stuporfly]

I just reopened my OKC account for the sole purpose of offering testimonials on behalf of any of you fools who wants. Lemme know and I'll talk up how you're not a bad credit risk or how big your dick is or whatever.