Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
It's also amusing to see how okcupid calculates your personality. If you sit down and answer hundreds of questions, it will determine how you are compared to the average user.
For example: I am very more sex-driven and literary than the average. I am also more experienced in sex, but I think this has more to do with being more nonchalant about sex... I mean, I'm not a sex champion or anything like that... Or maybe, I am... Anyway, I am also more kind, organized, artsy, and laid-back than the average.
I was surprised to see that I am LESS "indie" and ambitious than the average person. I am also, apparently, much less romantic, independent, and old-fashioned than the average people.
Lol at sex champion.
I'm a former sex middleweight champion.
i just noticed this too. i'm the most kinky, then energetic, indie, arrogant, and sex-driven. i'm less experienced in life, less ambitious, less-old fashioned, and less organized.
i'd agree with my mosts, but my lesses are a bunch of crap. at least when it comes to the old-fashioned and organized part. i am the only person in my office who uses a paper planner, i have a spreadsheet of my medications, and special containers for everything in my house.
Apparently, I'm super aggressive.
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That is a funny story. Rape is not funny, on the other hand.
I was in my buddy's truck getting road head and veered off the road and hit a colonel sanders statue sitting on a bench. He still doesn't know i was the one who took his truck that night.
The last time I was raped twas hilarious.
You took your friend's truck without asking, crashed it, and then never told him about it? Classy.
I encourage that. It's sexy.
Nathanfairchild: Still the worst.
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I remember seeing Nathanfairchild trolling the fuck out of the Coachella FB page the day the bill was released. The fuck out of it...
there was literally no fucks left.
"more independent...more sex-driven...more experienced in sex...more kinky...less spiritual...less old-fashioned"
It didn't rate me on anything else. Weird, because I think I answered a bunch of political questions.
EDIT- I guess "More moderate" wouldn't make any sense.
So I came across a profile with only a 55% match rate, and as I answered more question is went down even farther to 38% match rate, yet I still messaged her because we share the same favorite movie (The Big Lebowski). Was this a good or bad idea?
they use how many political questions you choose to answer to identify people with absent sex drives.
Damn there are a lot of good looking men in Cleveland. The combination of bank headquarters, major medical centers, and the art institute means a pretty stellar blend of bankers and doctors and artists. AND THEY ARE ALL TALLER THAN 5'7". I'm so into it.