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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I hope they aren't hot wings, because this could be potentially dangerous.


    Ice cream after sex?! How about during sex?
    Gunz, babysteps... You're forgetting that some of these guys are still working on social greetings and interactions in the real world.
    And, in all honesty, if there's a container of Moose Tracks Ice Cream in the freezer, sex can wait.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    It's also amusing to see how okcupid calculates your personality. If you sit down and answer hundreds of questions, it will determine how you are compared to the average user.

    For example: I am very more sex-driven and literary than the average. I am also more experienced in sex, but I think this has more to do with being more nonchalant about sex... I mean, I'm not a sex champion or anything like that... Or maybe, I am... Anyway, I am also more kind, organized, artsy, and laid-back than the average.

    I was surprised to see that I am LESS "indie" and ambitious than the average person. I am also, apparently, much less romantic, independent, and old-fashioned than the average people.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Lol at sex champion.

    I'm a former sex middleweight champion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    It's also amusing to see how okcupid calculates your personality. If you sit down and answer hundreds of questions, it will determine how you are compared to the average user.

    For example: I am very more sex-driven and literary than the average. I am also more experienced in sex, but I think this has more to do with being more nonchalant about sex... I mean, I'm not a sex champion or anything like that... Or maybe, I am... Anyway, I am also more kind, organized, artsy, and laid-back than the average.

    I was surprised to see that I am LESS "indie" and ambitious than the average person. I am also, apparently, much less romantic, independent, and old-fashioned than the average people.
    I just noticed this shit. Apparently I'm More Aggressive, More Political, More Optimistic, and more Sloppy... How does it know whether I'm sloppy? wtf. At least I'm less greedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    i just noticed this too. i'm the most kinky, then energetic, indie, arrogant, and sex-driven. i'm less experienced in life, less ambitious, less-old fashioned, and less organized.

    i'd agree with my mosts, but my lesses are a bunch of crap. at least when it comes to the old-fashioned and organized part. i am the only person in my office who uses a paper planner, i have a spreadsheet of my medications, and special containers for everything in my house.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    and after reading back a few pages, i black out sometimes when i'm drunk. i once "came to" while giving head.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Wait...

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i once "came to" while giving head.
    Explain, please.

    ...

    Also, what is your okcupid thing? I want to know if we are meant to be.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Apparently, I'm super aggressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    and after reading back a few pages, i black out sometimes when i'm drunk. i once "came to" while giving head.
    hahaha (er, i hope it was funny and you didn't think you were being raped). Funniest black out story I ever heard was a friend drinking vodka at his house and then coming out of a blackout on Back To the Future The Ride at Universal Studios, having no idea how he got there.
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    That is a funny story. Rape is not funny, on the other hand.

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    I was in my buddy's truck getting road head and veered off the road and hit a colonel sanders statue sitting on a bench. He still doesn't know i was the one who took his truck that night.
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    The last time I was raped twas hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Apparently, I'm super aggressive.
    Maybe that's why we're 88% compatible. How YOU doin'?
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I was in my buddy's truck getting road head and veered off the road and hit a colonel sanders statue sitting on a bench.
    You were getting road head from your buddy? Was that his payment for you driving him?
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newro7ic View Post
    You were getting road head from your buddy? Was that his payment for you driving him?
    false. it was my girlfriend at the time who was with me. We were drinkin at a house party and went for snacks. killed the colonel instead.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    You took your friend's truck without asking, crashed it, and then never told him about it? Classy.

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    On top of drunk driving. Class-A citizen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Apparently, I'm super aggressive.
    The story of my life. UGH.

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    I encourage that. It's sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    That is a funny story. Rape is not funny, on the other hand.
    what if it's with a clown?

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    Nathanfairchild: Still the worst.

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    settle down
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    I remember seeing Nathanfairchild trolling the fuck out of the Coachella FB page the day the bill was released. The fuck out of it...









    there was literally no fucks left.

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    This was like 9 years ago. Nothing recent, and insurance fixed the truck.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    "more independent...more sex-driven...more experienced in sex...more kinky...less spiritual...less old-fashioned"

    It didn't rate me on anything else. Weird, because I think I answered a bunch of political questions.

    EDIT- I guess "More moderate" wouldn't make any sense.

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    So I came across a profile with only a 55% match rate, and as I answered more question is went down even farther to 38% match rate, yet I still messaged her because we share the same favorite movie (The Big Lebowski). Was this a good or bad idea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tubesock Shakur View Post
    The last time I was raped twas hilarious.
    I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    killed the colonel instead.
    New blowjob euphemism.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    they use how many political questions you choose to answer to identify people with absent sex drives.

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    Damn there are a lot of good looking men in Cleveland. The combination of bank headquarters, major medical centers, and the art institute means a pretty stellar blend of bankers and doctors and artists. AND THEY ARE ALL TALLER THAN 5'7". I'm so into it.

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