It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[kitt kat]

I might do the no picture thing because I'm amused at seeing the matchup percentages.

[BROKENDOLL]

I hope they aren't hot wings, because this could be potentially dangerous.


Ice cream after sex?! How about during sex?

Gunz, babysteps... You're forgetting that some of these guys are still working on social greetings and interactions in the real world.
And, in all honesty, if there's a container of Moose Tracks Ice Cream in the freezer, sex can wait.

[Alchemy]

It's also amusing to see how okcupid calculates your personality. If you sit down and answer hundreds of questions, it will determine how you are compared to the average user.

For example: I am very more sex-driven and literary than the average. I am also more experienced in sex, but I think this has more to do with being more nonchalant about sex... I mean, I'm not a sex champion or anything like that... Or maybe, I am... Anyway, I am also more kind, organized, artsy, and laid-back than the average.

I was surprised to see that I am LESS "indie" and ambitious than the average person. I am also, apparently, much less romantic, independent, and old-fashioned than the average people.

[bluemamba]

Lol at sex champion.

I'm a former sex middleweight champion.

[Newro7ic]

It's also amusing to see how okcupid calculates your personality. If you sit down and answer hundreds of questions, it will determine how you are compared to the average user.

For example: I am very more sex-driven and literary than the average. I am also more experienced in sex, but I think this has more to do with being more nonchalant about sex... I mean, I'm not a sex champion or anything like that... Or maybe, I am... Anyway, I am also more kind, organized, artsy, and laid-back than the average.

I was surprised to see that I am LESS "indie" and ambitious than the average person. I am also, apparently, much less romantic, independent, and old-fashioned than the average people.

I just noticed this shit. Apparently I'm More Aggressive, More Political, More Optimistic, and more Sloppy... How does it know whether I'm sloppy? wtf. At least I'm less greedy.

[chairmenmeow47]

i just noticed this too. i'm the most kinky, then energetic, indie, arrogant, and sex-driven. i'm less experienced in life, less ambitious, less-old fashioned, and less organized.

i'd agree with my mosts, but my lesses are a bunch of crap. at least when it comes to the old-fashioned and organized part. i am the only person in my office who uses a paper planner, i have a spreadsheet of my medications, and special containers for everything in my house.

[chairmenmeow47]

and after reading back a few pages, i black out sometimes when i'm drunk. i once "came to" while giving head.

[Alchemy]

Wait...

i once "came to" while giving head.

Explain, please.

...

Also, what is your okcupid thing? I want to know if we are meant to be.

[Robin]

Apparently, I'm super aggressive.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

and after reading back a few pages, i black out sometimes when i'm drunk. i once "came to" while giving head.

hahaha (er, i hope it was funny and you didn't think you were being raped). Funniest black out story I ever heard was a friend drinking vodka at his house and then coming out of a blackout on Back To the Future The Ride at Universal Studios, having no idea how he got there.

[kitt kat]

That is a funny story. Rape is not funny, on the other hand.

[MoSetsfire]

I was in my buddy's truck getting road head and veered off the road and hit a colonel sanders statue sitting on a bench. He still doesn't know i was the one who took his truck that night.

[Tubesock Shakur]

The last time I was raped twas hilarious.

[Newro7ic]

Apparently, I'm super aggressive.

Maybe that's why we're 88% compatible. How YOU doin'?

[Newro7ic]

I was in my buddy's truck getting road head and veered off the road and hit a colonel sanders statue sitting on a bench.

You were getting road head from your buddy? Was that his payment for you driving him?

[MoSetsfire]

You were getting road head from your buddy? Was that his payment for you driving him?

false. it was my girlfriend at the time who was with me. We were drinkin at a house party and went for snacks. killed the colonel instead.

[OnlyNonStranger]

You took your friend's truck without asking, crashed it, and then never told him about it? Classy.

[frazzles]

On top of drunk driving. Class-A citizen.

[romanticizer]

Apparently, I'm super aggressive.

The story of my life. UGH.

[bluemamba]

I encourage that. It's sexy.

[nathanfairchild]

That is a funny story. Rape is not funny, on the other hand.

what if it's with a clown?

[HotHamWater]

Nathanfairchild: Still the worst.

[nathanfairchild]

settle down

[obzen]

I remember seeing Nathanfairchild trolling the fuck out of the Coachella FB page the day the bill was released. The fuck out of it...









there was literally no fucks left.

[MoSetsfire]

This was like 9 years ago. Nothing recent, and insurance fixed the truck.

[M Sparks]

"more independent...more sex-driven...more experienced in sex...more kinky...less spiritual...less old-fashioned"

It didn't rate me on anything else. Weird, because I think I answered a bunch of political questions.

EDIT- I guess "More moderate" wouldn't make any sense.

[unit300021]

So I came across a profile with only a 55% match rate, and as I answered more question is went down even farther to 38% match rate, yet I still messaged her because we share the same favorite movie (The Big Lebowski). Was this a good or bad idea?

[algunz]

The last time I was raped twas hilarious.

I laughed.

[SoulDischarge]

killed the colonel instead.

New blowjob euphemism.

[hippiephonics]

they use how many political questions you choose to answer to identify people with absent sex drives.