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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    Sandwiches after sex? More like a pint of ice cream...
    all i want to do after sex is sleep. Am I alone in this?
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    I sleep after Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

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    I could go for a bowl of chicken wings, lick my fingers, and go for another round of sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    I sleep after Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.
    Best ice cream ever!
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    After sex I make a sacrificial offering to God in the form of punching my partner in the uterus. Then we go again.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    I need to start patrolling the senior classes of local highschool - when they are in their prime.
    Actually mid 20's has always worked best for me in that regard.


    After sex, I prefer more sex or sleep. Ice cream? Why??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    One of my ex-girlfriends was waiting outside a classroom for me once, with a pizza box in her hands. I should have married her.
    "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."
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    Biologically the docs say 18 - 20. Mid-twenties has been okay. I've had a lot of luck in early 30s actually.
    More sex, ice cream, then sleep is my preferred pattern. Because I love ice cream and it's like follow-up dessert. Way better than a sandwich!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."
    CLERKS!
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    Eek. I'm insatiable that way. Finding men that can go as often as I would prefer is near impossible. I need to start patrolling the senior classes of local highschool - when they are in their prime.
    How often do you like to go??

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    After sex, I confess that I'm not actually a ghost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    Usually until I'm uncomfortable and regret it the next day. I'm not saying it's the best practice, but I can't help it.
    my limit is three times. after that, its time for sleeps
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    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    all i want to do after sex is sleep. Am I alone in this?
    I love to sleep after sex.
    I remember this one time, I passed out for a quick second during. I don't think he noticed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    Usually until I'm uncomfortable and regret it the next day. I'm not saying it's the best practice, but I can't help it.
    Wow. So all night then. Awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I love to sleep after sex.
    I remember this one time, I passed out for a quick second during. I don't think he noticed.
    During??? sounds like he failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I love to sleep after sex.
    I remember this one time, I passed out for a quick second during. I don't think he noticed.
    He noticed, and it was his favorite part.

    I've totally passed out during before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    Wow. So all night then. Awesome.

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    so.........



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    I love how this wasn't even a private message. 2 points.

    also, i wish i knew what more of you looked like.
    Quote Originally Posted by nerdtram View Post
    if you can't pull off getting drugs into a festival and consuming them, you don't deserve them.
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    Wait. You like Cudi but you think Outkast is a one hit wonder.

    Somebody shoot this fuck.

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    I'm like Kramer. "Sometimes enough is enough and you just want to get some sleep."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I remember this one time, I passed out for a quick second during. I don't think he noticed.
    I've blacked out during a few times, which is bad because, I don't appear to be... not there. They don't notice unless they try to hold a conversation with me, which I'd hope they didn't attempt during sex.

    I have fallen asleep once when really drunk and... he didn't notice. I can only imagine I was pretty terrible / deadfish up to that point if he didn't realize I fell asleep for a little while. This is the main reason I like to not drink very much if I'm planning on trying to get laid. (It's the unplanned situations that go completely wrong... ugh. Fortunately(??) in most of those cases, the guy is also trashed too, which usually leads to situations he'd rather forget as well).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    I'm like Kramer. "Sometimes enough is enough and you just want to get some sleep."
    Hahaha so true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    He noticed, and it was his favorite part.

    I've totally passed out during before.
    I have too and woke up because I got slapped in the face. The pain from the slap in the face was more enjoyable than the sex.

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    I've never passed out or blacked out during sex, but sleeping right afterward sounds good to me. Food afterwards, not so much. Unless it's just oral sex. Helps get the dick taste out of one's mouth...unless you like that, like all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    I could go for a bowl of chicken wings, lick my fingers, and go for another round of sex.
    I hope they aren't hot wings, because this could be potentially dangerous.


    Ice cream after sex?! How about during sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I hope they aren't hot wings, because this could be potentially dangerous.
    But very entertaining and possibly funny.

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    Lol have you created an OKC profile yet, Algunz??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    Lol have you created an OKC profile yet, Algunz??
    Isn't she married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Isn't she married?
    You can use it for friends too, finding activity partners.

    In this case mostly for the sake of just seeing how compatible people are I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    You can use it for friends too, finding activity partners.

    In this case mostly for the sake of just seeing how compatible people are I guess.
    Ahh I see.

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    No, I haven't and I won't. I just thought it would be interesting to see how compatible I would be with some of yous peeps.

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    I might do the no picture thing because I'm amused at seeing the matchup percentages.

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