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    Te'o is claiming he was a victim. ESPN is reporting it that way. ESPN is Notre Dame's bitch, apparently.

    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...pparently-hoax
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    College fame is wasted on so many imbeciles. For four years Manti could have had women lined up around his dorm room just waiting to service him. A literal fountain of top-shelf college pussy at his disposal and instead he's banging the imaginary cancer victim. Sickening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Te'o is claiming he was a victim. ESPN is reporting it that way. ESPN is Notre Dame's bitch, apparently.

    http://espn.go.com/college-football/...pparently-hoax
    Wow, a national star with a fake girlfriend that he never met but that he said in an interview was "the most beautiful girl [he'd] ever met". I hope he gets shat upon 100 times over. ESPN is everyone's bitch if they believe the shit they are printing about him not knowing the lie.

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    This is so fucking bizarre. And there's no way I'm buying Notre Dame's line of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    A literal fountain of top-shelf college pussy at his disposal
    It seems perfectly obvious that this is not something that would interest him.
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Let me be the first to blame his Mormon faith for this debacle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    Let me be the first to blame his Mormon faith for this debacle.
    You'd think with said Mormon faith he'd have had no problem with the "fountain" of women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
    It seems perfectly obvious that this is not something that would interest him.
    I was thinking the same thing. I think him coming out is the logical conclusion.

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    If he has a fake gf, he most likely has a bf.

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    Cant wait to see the hollywood interpretation of this mess in a couple years.
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    Stupid story. I'm not sure why anyone gives a fuck about this.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    Stupid story. I'm not sure why anyone gives a fuck about this.
    Oh, by all means, regale us with the tales of your page-turner of a life.
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    DFG appearance in the Misc Lounge!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LickTheLizzard View Post
    Stupid story. I'm not sure why anyone gives a fuck about this.
    Jesus christ. Do you have no sense of humor, no sense of wonder, no appreciation for the bizarre and hilarious miracles that confront us in every day life? This is one of the odder stories I've ever read.
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    It's just such a ludicrous, nonsensical scandal. Like a rejected South Park plot or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Jesus christ. Do you have no sense of humor, no sense of wonder, no appreciation for the bizarre and hilarious miracles that confront us in every day life? This is one of the odder stories I've ever read.
    I just hate when a non-sports story dominates ESPN and talk radio. It's an odd story because he plays for Notre Dame, but MTV has an entire show about this exact same scenario which is equally stupid.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    I want to know how this could have possibly taken this long to come out. Didn't his grandmother die the third week of September? We can all agree that this knocks him out of the first round of the NFL draft, right? I mean how could a team possibly get excited about bringing this guy into their locker room? Think of the ridicule he'll receive from his new teammates, the signs opposing fans will wave in his face. You don't waste a high-draft pick on that mess, regardless of upside.

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    A made-up girlfriend, and a made-up message board alias in the same page.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LickTheLizzard View Post
    I just hate when a non-sports story dominates ESPN and talk radio. It's an odd story because he plays for Notre Dame, but MTV has an entire show about this exact same scenario which is equally stupid.
    Watching ESPN must be an excruciating experience for you.

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    pretty much.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    I want to know how this could have possibly taken this long to come out. Didn't his grandmother die the third week of September? We can all agree that this knocks him out of the first round of the NFL draft, right? I mean how could a team possibly get excited about bringing this guy into their locker room? Think of the ridicule he'll receive from his new teammates, the signs opposing fans will wave in his face. You don't waste a high-draft pick on that mess, regardless of upside.

    Didn't Eddie Lacy already knock him out of the first round?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Didn't Eddie Lacy already knock him out of the first round?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LickTheLizzard View Post
    It's an odd story because he plays for Notre Dame
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    Too fucking much:

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    Is Teoing the newest thing?

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    no.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

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    Hahaha, please no.
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    Catfish show is scripted just like every other show on MTV.

    This was a real life scenario by a high profile athlete. Way more interesting to me than steroid or adultery scandals which usually frequent espn headlines. I really wanna know what was going through this guys head. If he honestly felt he needed an extra boost in the sentimental polls to nab a trophy he probably wasn't going to win in the first place. Crazy stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiebrock View Post
    Catfish show is scripted just like every other show on MTV.

    This was a real life scenario by a high profile athlete. Way more interesting to me than steroid or adultery scandals which usually frequent espn headlines. I really wanna know what was going through this guys head. If he honestly felt he needed an extra boost in the sentimental polls to nab a trophy he probably wasn't going to win in the first place. Crazy stuff.
    Thank you.

    MTV fake shit is not the same as a real person trying to pull this off, and not in a subtle way. Dedicating your near-Heisman level season to a fake dead person is some serious mental case shit. Like, this guy might just go eat people later. Or not, but I'm enjoying the hell out of the developments.
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    I hope his draft stock falls far enough that the Vikings can draft him late in the first round. We need Demetrious Underwood part 2 on our squad- http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitrius_Underwood
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