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    My cat waits 'til I return home to poop.
    Sometimes we have to pretend to eat bites of our dogs food before she'll start eating it. She doesn't like to eat first.
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    Reading about your life...

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    There is a mockingbird perched in a tree somewhere in my neighborhood who wont shut the fuck up!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    i'm going to the record store today. if i find any good buys i'll post it in the cd/lp thread

    thank you for reading this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron Frye View Post
    i'm going to the record store today. if i find any good buys i'll post it in the cd/lp thread

    thank you for reading this post
    You may as well just post your buys in here. It's theme-appropriate.
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    Woke up yesterday with Jodie in my arms, comfortable, let the alarms ring for a couple minutes and lay there slowly becoming late for our days. She gets up to shower while I stay in bed feeling incipient signs of my hangover. After her shower she badgers me to get out of bed and get ready, my bandage has fallen off while I slept. I eventually get up and decide not to shower due to the stitches in my thumb. Come down stairs and realize the full potential of my hangover, force down two slices of bread, Jodie puts on a new bandage, I take her to work late and drive to school on time, surprisingly alert and awake, my MP3 player runs out of battery. Get to class and I'm sure the teacher can see the hangover exuding out of my pores. After trying to stay awake for the class I saunter to my car and nap for a couple hours until I wake up to meet my friend Katie at a coffee house. Talk about her current divorce, school, cloudy futures, casually flirting here and there. Make vague plans for drinking and infused gummie bears later that night but they will most likely fall through. Drive back to school, the coffee is only temporarily fooling my body, the hangover is lurking still. At a stoplight in campus, the car in front of me prepares to make a right hand turn at the light, pedestrians walk across the street and the driver in front of me actually allows every pedestrian to cross, even waits for the people from far side of the street, he actually obeyed that law...never seen anyone do that. Get to school go to the library, pretty unproductive. Go to Spanish, long and boring, complete my homework in front of the professor. Afterward, go to library, still unproductive, Jodie calls and we talk shows coming up and her day, drive to The Yellow Deli to study and actually do so despite an obnoxious and energetic older gentleman sitting next to me. Spark up sarcastic and amusing conversation with cute girl sitting next to me trying to do homework. We go to the same school, talk about killing opossums, our studies, politics, etc. The young man sitting on the other side of her joins in and also goes to the same school, conversation turns to Marxism, Existentialism, Dancing, More Politics, Religion, the girl puts her hair up and I'm smitten. Another classmate joins us, she actually knows the young man, not a complete stranger, the conversation and lack of homework continues. After a muffin and yerba mate my hangover is finally replaced by exhaustion, by this point we have a communications, a literature, a marketing, and an economic mathematics major sitting in a row, none of us seem to have any plans for our lives. The girl I sparked the conversation with leaves around 1:00 AM but I awkwardly exchange numbers before she can, the late comer tells me I should see Designer Drugs at a club for free, the young man facebooks me and one of the employees at the Yellow Deli invites me to a gathering that the employees have every Friday night when they close up shop, it's a religious ceremony for them but he says it's a good place to express yourself, not sure if he is trying to recruit me or is just being friendly. I drive home, get on internet, post on board, get excited about shows coming up, porn, fall asleep on the couch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    You may as well just post your buys in here. It's theme-appropriate.
    thanks mja
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    The only thin worse than a hangover is the clowns that talk about them.

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    i just restarted my cable box

    thanks timewarner
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    I recently started using excel for the first time, and I'm really enjoying these graphs.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by fikus222 View Post
    My cat waits 'til I return home to poop.
    My fat cat does this too.
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    SHOTS: NPR's Health Blog

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    My mom is an NP and reminds me about this kind of shit all the time. I started taking Stinging Nettle and Quercetin today. Fuck my allergies. netti/decongestant/claritin/herbs/teas and tons of tissue. I can't live like this. I'm gonna try to get into a specialist once my insurance kicks in. Gimme some drugs.
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    I just want to ingest mind-altering chemicals and get my mind blown by tribal lasers.
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    I would rather have an auctioneer mc DnB sets

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    I just bombed a phone interview. It lasted less than 10 minutes. For some reason, I am ok with this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    I just bombed a phone interview. It lasted less than 10 minutes. For some reason, I am ok with this.
    had one last week, i hate them

    btw, i fixed my sluggish cable box if anyone was wondering
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    i'm texting

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    My turntable makes a constant buzz and I know it's because something is not grounding properly, but don't know how to fix it. This pretty much sucks if I ever want to play something from my ambient collection.

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    Just got back from the post office. It took longer than I would have liked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    My turntable makes a constant buzz and I know it's because something is not grounding properly, but don't know how to fix it. This pretty much sucks if I ever want to play something from my ambient collection.
    You can probably private message wmgaretjax for a solution.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    If you dont know how to do something Google it. Why the fuck have people not learned this yet. It took you more time to type that message then to find out how to fix it

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    Assuming I have not already googled it and tried various solutions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown View Post
    Fuck my allergies. netti/decongestant/claritin/herbs/teas and tons of tissue. I can't live like this. I'm gonna try to get into a specialist once my insurance kicks in. Gimme some drugs.
    I highly recommend getting a Kenalog shot if you can. I started doing it a few years ago (it's 1 shot every six months), and my allergies have been virtually non-existent ever since. I can pretty much breathe through both nostrils at all times now, which was never the case before.

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    i bought my younger cousin mcdonalds for dinner tonight. my will power was strong and i didn't order anything for myself

    i stole one fry though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron Frye View Post

    i stole one Frye though
    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    I can pretty much breathe through both nostrils at all times now, which was never the case before.
    This sounds like heaven. Thanks, Dylan. I will look into this. I have heard most allergy shots take 3-5 years to really work, did this take that long for you?
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    I just want to ingest mind-altering chemicals and get my mind blown by tribal lasers.
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    I would rather have an auctioneer mc DnB sets

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown View Post
    This sounds like heaven. Thanks, Dylan. I will look into this. I have heard most allergy shots take 3-5 years to really work, did this take that long for you?
    No, it started working immediately. Allergies were gone within two weeks. I wasn't big on getting an injection, but now I swear by it. I used to try all of the medications you listed, and none of them worked consistently. It really is a life changer, you gotta try it.

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    reading "On this day..." at wikipedia

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    I always check to see which Coachella artists have a "Legacy Section" in their Wikipedia entry. I'm much happier when it's more headliners and less under cards.

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    Enjoying my day so far. Lot of work hw ahead of me this weekend.

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