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    I traded Lamar Odom and Markieff Morris for Paul Pierce and Stephen Jackson.
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    I just took a test and I was the first person done in the class. Awkward.

    Also someone farted REALLY LOUDLY during the test.

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    I'm auditing the financial statements of ACTG.

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    For the first time since the Coachella site and the forum were down, I'm able to get on each from the office.
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    Genie in a bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Genie in a bottle
    Start rubbing it and at least you'll have company while you're bored.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyliediscope View Post
    My wisdom teeth are finally coming in, but they don't hurt. I guess I should go to the dentist and get them looked at, but I don't really feel like it. I bruised my leg breaking into my laundry room and now the bruise sort of looks like a giant dragon head. It hurts like the feeling when your calves are tight the next day after running a mile extra too long. My nose is slightly runny and there is a tickle in my throat like I might be getting sick? I don't want to get sick because I have a lot to accomplish on my days off this week.

    you won the badass award that night for the break in
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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    They swarmed Coachella in 2010.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I'm breaking out a lot lately. Going to get a facial on Saturday.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    If you continually hit your up and down keys, it looks like he's trying to fly.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Going to go to the doctor today.

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    more job hunting, listening to Lower Dens, dog sitting

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    My step brother's car battery died so he called me this morning asking for a jump. I drove to his house still hung over from last night. The jump did not work so it's probably his starter. We then drove in my car to the drug store for prescription for his wife and cigarettes for the both of them. They are building roundabouts in my town.

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    itched scalp, nards, then asshole. Need to get back to work. Earlier today told two stragler customers to pay their bills.

    So this is what twitter feels like.
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    Had to work today...PWNED it...now I'm craving some chocolate....going to bake something...like chocolate cake not from the box(I'm a baker). Then take care of my garden for a bit before I do laundry and eat chocolate cake while folding my clothes. Then drive an hour to my girlfriend's house.

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    I was looking for gum in my desk and ran across a half a bag of M&M's I had forgotten were in there. I ate those instead.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Egg whites, humus, pita, romaine, tomato, purple onion, multi vitamin pack, protein bar, protein shake, 20 oz of water.

    Vacuum pump broken on press, needs new veins . Now waiting for HP field tech. Took a nice nap. Signed my time sheet. Pay day tomorrow.

    Being charged for burnin man tickets hopefully. ($800)
    Final payment to Coachella tomorrow.


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    Earlier, I inputted some figures in Quickbooks. Reading Coachella message boards now.

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    A big stink bug (a little larger than a quarter) flew at me today, in the house. I avoided it and wet it with a nearby water bottle that we use to wet the dogs when they're acting crazy - just to deactivate its flying mechanism. I went to the cabinet under the sink to get bug spray - because I'm afraid the stink bug will release its stink if I squish it - but to my frustration, there was no bug spray underneath the sink - despite that that is where it is supposed to be. It wasn't in the garage or under any other sinks. I trapped the stink bug underneath a red solo cup until somebody comes home and directs me to where the bug spray has been incorrectly placed. I'm not usually OCD about things being in their right place, but when it comes to bug spray, that beast needs to be in place.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Just put it outside weirdo. Bug spray is the dumbest shit ever.

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    If I put it outside, the dogs are going to see me do this and chase it and eat it, which will put that stink all over their faces. It also kept moving/flying around. I must poison it so that I can flush it down the toilet.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    If I put it outside, the dogs are going to see me do this and chase it and eat it, which will put that stink all over their faces. It also kept moving/flying around. I must poison it so that I can flush it down the toilet.
    let us know who wins this battle of wits
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    Cleaning my yoga mat, still rocking "Kate Beckinsale" blow-out hair-style from Sunday but it's flatter now.
    Always wear a helmut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron Frye View Post
    let us know who wins this battle of wits
    The bug has won. I'm abandoning this house for a new one.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Stink bugs don't fly.

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    I started algunz' period today
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    Bastard, I have gone through 3 tampons today. The first day is the worst. I feel sorry for my students. I am currently avoiding going home and am at the pub drinking beer by myself, because I know if I go home right now I will just snap at my family too. I hate hormones.

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    I'm glad I don't have ovaries or a uterus

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