Boring Shit About Your Life

[saranater]

Looking for a place to live. Miss sleeping in my own bed.

[Mugwog]

I was at a party and started to feel really nauseous, I thought it was from a shot of vodka I had. It was the type that comes in a skull, I had never seen it before, so I decided to try it. About an hour later, I was feeling ready to vomit. Then I basically shat my pants with a violent gas eruption. It turns out the Elephant Bar's happy hour menu is quite a gassy one.

[bug on your lip]

first it was the skull then it was the food... sounds fake

[OnlyNonStranger]

Dan Akroyd owns that vodka.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Dan Akroyd owns a vodka that comes in a skull, but there are a few different brands that do it.

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I jacked off so much this weekend my dick still hurts.

[OnlyNonStranger]

Dan Akroyd owns a vodka that comes in a skull, but there are a few different brands that do it.

Oh.

[PlayaDelWes]

Bumped into Stevie Wonder at Corner Bakery during lunch today.

[bug on your lip]

cough

[Mugwog]

Bumped into Stevie Wonder at Corner Bakery during lunch today.

shouldve told him to watch where he's going

[Dj Oddball]

My sideburns are uneven.

[Mugwog]

So Ive been out of TP for a day and about to wipe with baby wipes. Yesterday I felt like I had to wipe several times more compared to tp to ensure a clean anus

[bug on your lip]

try. so. hard.

[bettycarolyn]

^^i hate when my ass becomes raw after so many wipes. the toilet paper at work is super cheap. baby wipes are the best. i love the smell of babies

[Originalbob]

I've now been up 42 hours with 2.5, maybe 3 hours of sleep all because I've been furiously working on my sons costume which I just finished a half hour ago. I have zombie eyes

[RotationSlimWang]

The fuck is the costume?

[captncrzy]

Jesus Christ. Stop playing the martyr and go to fucking Party City.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

OB, are you a Mormon? Serious question, because doing what you just did seems like a very Mormon thing.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

OB, post a pic of the costume.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

my slightly disturbed 19 yo cousin wants to run away from home. Last night I had to explain to him why that's impossible.

[locachica73]

They put a fresh sushi bar in the grocery store by my work. I am probably more excited about that than I should be.

[bug on your lip]

is eating sushi off of naked girls still a fad or not?

[locachica73]

I don't really know, I think it sounds kinda gross, and dangerous if you like wasabi.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

is eating sushi off of naked girls still a fad or not?

For Japanese business men visiting Macau, it's a staple still.

[bug on your lip]

naked girls and wasabi sounds like a good time actually

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Indeed, however naked girl con anything never sounds very bad does it

[bug on your lip]

naked girl con air sounds pretty terrible

[frizzlefry]

I've been in a bad depression since I've returned to my hometown after traveling for a couple months. I think it's due to not having a job for more than a couple weeks

[VigoTheCarpathian]

post- traveling depression dude. It's like end of summer depression.

[bug on your lip]

post- traveling depression dude. It's like end of summer depression.