first it was the skull then it was the food... sounds fake
Dan Akroyd owns that vodka.
Dan Akroyd owns a vodka that comes in a skull, but there are a few different brands that do it.
I jacked off so much this weekend my dick still hurts.
"why are you so annoying" TheKlein25
Bumped into Stevie Wonder at Corner Bakery during lunch today.
My sideburns are uneven.
So Ive been out of TP for a day and about to wipe with baby wipes. Yesterday I felt like I had to wipe several times more compared to tp to ensure a clean anus
^^i hate when my ass becomes raw after so many wipes. the toilet paper at work is super cheap. baby wipes are the best. i love the smell of babies
I've now been up 42 hours with 2.5, maybe 3 hours of sleep all because I've been furiously working on my sons costume which I just finished a half hour ago. I have zombie eyes
OB, are you a Mormon? Serious question, because doing what you just did seems like a very Mormon thing.
OB, post a pic of the costume.
my slightly disturbed 19 yo cousin wants to run away from home. Last night I had to explain to him why that's impossible.
Indeed, however naked girl con anything never sounds very bad does it
post- traveling depression dude. It's like end of summer depression.