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    i'm getting a biometric screening today and will get a $240 discount on my healthcare next year. I hope they inject me with all kinds of trackers and mind-control shit. At least some bionic legs or arms.
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    I have been eating greek yogurt for breakfast and the last time I went to the store I accidently grabbed the nonfat version, it's so gross. I can't even disguise the grossness with granola.
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    Watching the twilight zone marathon, then headed out to get a little buzzed.
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    I have to work today, so I've been sitting at my desk since 10am and this sucks.

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    I woke up feeling like crap so I'm staying home watching Movies all day, while hearing three of my neighbors and their loud parties going on.
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    Have you ever been in the supermarket jamming to eminem's "stan" only to realize 15 seconds later that it is just dido?

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    I just woke up from a nap and it's almost my bed time.
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    Headed to Vancouver for the weekend to visit family. No room in the house for all of us so my sister and I are going have an old school style slumber party in the camper outside.
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    There's a Vietnamese restaurant near my work named "Pho Khang"

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    My mom is talking "grand children" again. Sigh.

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    My ten-year-old daughter told me she can't wait to have babies after playing with an 18 month old relative while on vacation last week.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    There's a Vietnamese restaurant near my work named "Pho Khang"
    Ha. There's one a few miles from our house called "Pho King." Subtle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My ten-year-old daughter told me she can't wait to have babies after playing with an 18 month old relative while on vacation last week.
    Time to really start working harder on that lesbian thing.
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    Yeah, I suppose. My twelve-year-old likes babies a lot too, but I don't think she wants kids, and it is very hard right now to think of her ever having a romantic relationship because she is so socially awkward. But I worry about the younger one.

    Maybe this goes in the Parenting Thread.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    When I was younger, I always wanted kids, and couldn't wait to have them.
    Now, it just frightens me.

    I'm sort of in the clear though. My mom wants Asian babies. I told her I only date white guys.

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    I don't want to think about having grandkids for another 20 years. That would be about right.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I don't ever want to have grandkids, but my daughter informed me that she is going to eventually want kids of her own. I tried to talk her into taking on some babysitting jobs in hopes she would change her mind.
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    I wish my parents were like you two. My mom has been bothering me about grand kids since I was about 24.
    Last year, my dad told me that I was getting old, and I should really have kids soon.

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    Client: "I'm trying to log into the website to do my payroll. What's the address?"
    Me: "myadp-"
    Client: "What?"
    Me: "my-"
    Client: "I'm trying to get the address."
    Me: "I'm trying to tell you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhat Damaged View Post
    Client: "I'm trying to log into the website to do my payroll. What's the address?"
    Me: "myadp-"
    Client: "What?"
    Me: "my-"
    Client: "I'm trying to get the address."
    Me: "I'm trying to tell you."
    I, actually, might look into ADP for payroll here. Ceridian is sucks big donkey balls.
    We have a little less than 100 employees. What do you recommend? I was looking into payeXpert.


    Going back to my mom, I find it a little funny that she doesn't bother me about finding a nice guy and settling down. She just yells at me to tell me that she wants grandkids NOW.

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    Audra, I don't understand how a person who hates kids so much has TWO.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I was young and back then believed in fate and other nonsense. I had split from their father, found out I was pregnant a week later, talked myself into believing it was gods way of tellng me I was meant to be with him... then we split again when my daughter was a year old and a week later found out I was pregnant again. Don't let your kids believe in fate. It's silly.

    I don't hate kids, I just think the world is too fucked up these days to bring kids into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Don't let your kids believe in fate. It's silly.
    Believe in birth control. I had not really thought a whole lot about kids before I became pregnant. I was, however, starting to feel an instinctive urge to have them, if that makes sense. I was 26.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Yeah, I suppose. My twelve-year-old likes babies a lot too, but I don't think she wants kids, and it is very hard right now to think of her ever having a romantic relationship because she is so socially awkward. But I worry about the younger one.

    Maybe this goes in the Parenting Thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Believe in birth control. I had not really thought a whole lot about kids before I became pregnant. I was, however, starting to feel an instinctive urge to have them, if that makes sense. I was 26.
    I am very glad my daughter got an IUD, so I know I am good for at least 6 years. If they do decide to have kids I hope the go the route of travel, get married, travel more, buy a house and then kids. I have tried to convince them of that since they were old enough to understand me.
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    My employer invited several food trucks to our parking lot for lunch and sent out an email to everyone telling us that "food trucks are the latest craze!". These are the kinds of ideas implemented from our "idea bank". At least we got to wear shorts today.
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    I am addicted to the show Eat Street, some day I want to own my own food truck, drive around the beach and serve food to happy hippys and business folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    My employer invited several food trucks to our parking lot for lunch and sent out an email to everyone telling us that "food trucks are the latest craze!". These are the kinds of ideas implemented from our "idea bank". At least we got to wear shorts today.
    Holy Office Space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Watching adventure time & eating white chocolate chunk macadamia nut cookies.
    I love that fucking show. I watched several episodes with my daughter last week while we were on vacation (vacation condo had cable; we do not).
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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