I just trimmed my puffer's teeth.
i discovered the cure for the common cold
I waited at DMV for over an hour only to be told that we missed the cut off for driving tests by 5 minutes. Now I have to take PTO to take my son to get his license. Just what I wanted to do with my time off.
Look at this way loca: You will have a minion to drive you places soon.
Last night at like one in the morning one of my roommates' band mates was trying to reheat 3 hot dogs that had been sitting in the grill for who knows how long and was rubbing them back and forth on the grill with his hands trying to get them to be warmed by what was left in the charcoal. When i said I didn't want one he asked me if it was because I was vegetarian.
10/22/14 - TV On The Radio @ Regent // 11/9/14 - Bad Religion @ Mayan // 11/14/14 - Death From Above 1979 @ Regent // 11/16/14 - Lucero @ Echo
Well a good sign of that is he may teach your son how to take care of his vehicle properly and save him a TON of money. It's amazing how much you save once you know how your car works.
Today one of my friends commented on an advertisement containing a line graph posted by Dr Pepper's facebook page. It showed up in my newsfeed and I was curious so I read the comments. Over and over and over people pointed out the perceived "problems" with the graph, which were really just them showing off to the world that they don't know how to comprehend a simple fucking line graph. It was frustrating to see the same idiotic (wrong) comments over and over, each time with multiple people "liking" it. Christ.
My dad just came in when I was playing my vinyl copy of Colin Stetson's "New History Warfare Vol 1" and said it sounds like music from Borat.
Flannel should have been my first hint, but it's pink and I think it's cute. Looked in the mirror in the bathroom at work. I look like a lesbian. I'm guessing my helmet hair really isn't helping in this case, either.
I used to have direct deposit into my brother's account for rent. Since he owes me money, we agreed that I'll just stop paying rent until it evens out. I messed it up and ended up stopping mine and giving him my entire paycheck.
Last edited by Robin; 06-29-2012 at 07:30 AM.
Actually there is one other person who didn't get theirs, she banks at the same bank as me, so I am going with bank error, because of course I DO NOT FUCK SHIT UP! Now I just have to wait for the bank to open so I can very calmly ask them where the fuck is my motherfuckin money.
A cherry pit fell into my pajamas.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
stumbling around watching videos
came across this
I love Pirate's Booty
Had the Austin Blues with a Spaten Optimizer for Lunch. Wurstkuche being so close to me is a dangerous thing.
Last edited by EastLos01; 07-02-2012 at 02:05 PM.
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
It's that tad bit of Crazy that keeps me Sane...