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    off to shoot hoops, then have a stiff one outside sitting here. It's all planned out.

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    My daughter has been hanging out all day with me, she brought her laptop. It's making me wish I had a working computer.
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    took a really nice black guy named Sean 21-17 in "21". Tied at 17 when I hit the J, then nailed two free throws to not go back to 15 (did go back once earlier). Sunday use to be decent for pickup games across from Edison HS, but it's been pretty empty the last year or so (discounting the awful playing stockpile of mexicans and the goofy arsed bandana wearing white boys, whom both pretty much stick to themselves for appropriate reasons). Need fresh meat*.

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    Vaguely racist boring story.

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    in which you read every word eyes glued

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    Also, vaguely story-that-might-be-about-sex-boring story.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    well, this thread is not supposed to promise excitement so don't know what you're carrying on about unless you just like doing unasked play-by-play commentary

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    hmm. you're right. I created a solution.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    more like unnecessary punctuation marks

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    I'm currently eating my fries using a knife and fork.

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    I bought bonsai stamps at the post office today. Much better than flags, not as good as Pixar but my post office is already out of those.
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    I stayed home from work sick today because I am developing a cold. I would actually rather be at work.
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    Had a Cold Bean and Chorizo burrito for lunch today. I think it's about time for fitchella 2013...
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    used a calendar today

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    Chopped almonds are my favorite thing to put on frozen yogurt.

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    A bird just flew into my house. Before I knew what was happening my dog snatched it out of the air and broke it's neck/back/whatever.

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    My power and water bill is 75 dollars cheaper this month than it was 2 months ago.
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    Did some LARPing at a call back today

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    I got a 5 dollar bill from 1963 today at lunch. had to do a double take.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    My power and water bill is 75 dollars cheaper this month than it was 2 months ago.
    The 2 month base rate for water and sewage from the East Bay Municipal Utitlities District is $110 and I only use $11 of actual water a month.
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    I drank too much last night and threw up all over my carpet...Anybody know a good way to get throw up out of carpet?????? Nooooooo??? F U

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riggins33 View Post
    I drank too much last night and threw up all over my carpet...Anybody know a good way to get throw up out of carpet?????? Nooooooo??? F U
    Dilute it with water, sop up as much of it as you can and go to a pet store and buy Nature's Miracle for carpet. It works on pet stains and rids not only stains but odors. It should work on human expulsions as well. Best stuff out there.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    My puppy has a couple of skin tags around her lips - one of which was dangling by her lip and was about the size of a quarter. We are getting her fixed next week and wanted to have the vet remove them while she was under anesthetic. Today I discovered she Took matters in her own hands and chewed the big dangling one off of her lip. The end result was nauseating.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I use candles as a source for nightlight.
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    Smooches. =)

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    I have had 2 triple shot lattes today and I can feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I chose mesquite as my flavor of potato chips for lunch today.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I put random papers and folders on desk to make it look like I'm working.

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    Bout to go talk to the president.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Obama?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Today I held the elevator door open because I heard someone running to make it in. The young man thanked me, saying "what you did was very kind". He then asked "Are you Jewish?" (He was dressed in orthodox, Hasidic clothing). I said "no" and he proceeded to tell me "You will be punished for worshipping false idols, just like the heathens were during the flood of Noah". Yes, in a span of 30 seconds, he went from telling me I am "very kind" to damning me to hell.
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