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    I've heard that to be an audience member on some of these shows you have to sign a "mum" contract or whatever they're called.
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    Today I decided to visit a graveyard for the first time in many years. Exactly twenty years ago, my best friend in 3rd grade died in an accident involving a trampoline and a tree rope. I guess he was playing alone and things went wrong in his backyard. He was the class clown and liked doing stunts and goofing off. It was extra shitty because we were fighting over something stupid like a toy prize earlier in the day at school and that was the last memory I had of him. It was Mother's Day around the time of the funeral and to see his mother there looking on was just the worst.

    Then some years later, there was a segment on a local show called Evening Magazine in Seattle about a psychic named George Anderson who supposedly had paranormal abilities to talk to the dead (yeah, ok). An example used on the show happened to be of my friend, Trent. The psychic told the mother on TV that Trent mentioned a few names and I was one of them. I don't remember what exactly was said (from the grave), but it was something like, "Tell xxx I'm OK" or "How is xxx doing?". So this Anderson psychic was either really good, just good at guessing names, or his mother filled him in somehow and acted surprised in order to give me a total mindfuck. I only met his mom a couple times so who knows. I asked to get a tape of the show to watch again but never did. I guess the moral is be good to your friends and family b/c they may kick off unexpectedly and speak badly about you through a psychic.
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    One of my co workers enlisted us to try to catch a mouse loose in her car. She doesn't know how it got there. We couldn't catch it. So far she has been to the dealership, her daughter's house and exterminator and nobody can get it. It's a little field mouse.

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    my house payment went from 1478 to 416 a month.... boreing....humm this is a lot like the default thread ...... cr****

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    Whatcha doing with that spare money now Ron?

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    Since I won't be working and time is on my side now, really hitting the fests like the old days, fix up house, and tunes ..... cr****

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    watching survivor. meh
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    That show is still on?

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    Before leaving for work this morning, my home computer gave me the blue screen of death.
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    My week old laptop has crashed on me five times.

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    I really don't feel like doing payroll today, but I'm pretty sure I'll have over 100 people mad at me if I don't do it.

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    I have been here 3 hours now and am still working on keying Friday's payroll. No one is here though so cruising the internet and looking up new recipes to cook has become more important than paying our 65 guys.
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    I can't decide what to cook for dinner.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    My curiosity got the best of me yesterday, and I counted 143 pairs of underwear in my drawer. I know...I couldn't believe it myself, so I recounted them again. Yep, 143.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    That's impressive. How many have holes?
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    That's impressive. How many have holes?
    They all have holes, silly! I mean, where else would I put my legs?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You win.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I'm actually thinking that today should be spent separating the thongs, bikinis, and boy shorts, and then putting them in a designated section of my dresser instead of the clusterfuck of various crotches I have to deal with each day. I guess I could shake shit up a bit and try the color coding method, but then that might get my ass tossed in the anal retentive thread.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Fuck! I'd give anything for a dull and boring moment, I swear!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I have tried having it all separated, but it just gets fucked up the next time I do laundry.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I have tried having it all separated, but it just gets fucked up the next time I do laundry.
    Shit! I just realized that my laundry basket's full, which means my panty count is inaccurate! Fuck. I can't start the separation process until I have an accurate panty count!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    so you have more than that. Just wow. I feel like I need to buy more now.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    There was a time in my life where I only had enough underwear to get me through the weeks worth of laundry time I needed, that was back when I didn't have a washer/dryer in my apt. I now have probably 30 pair and do laundry more often. I thought my 30 pair was overkill.
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    If I had to guess I would say I have about 15 or so.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Don't go too fast, guys, I'm trying to make a spreadsheet.

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    Make sure to leave an extra row and column so your border shows.
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    Just had a phone interview for this job that I wanted.
    It would have been about a $15k pay cut.
    I rescinded my resume.

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    i now have my first new computer in 10 years and internet for the first time in 4 years at home

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowbee View Post
    Today I decided to visit a graveyard for the first time in many years. Exactly twenty years ago, my best friend in 3rd grade died in an accident involving a trampoline and a tree rope. I guess he was playing alone and things went wrong in his backyard.
    I had a childhood friend who accidentally hung himself, he jumped out of a tree and had a cape tied around his neck like Superman. We weren't really close friends, but it felt weird knowing someone I knew personally was now dead.
    We're here to play some Mississippi Delta Blues. We're in a horrible depression, and I gotta admit - we're starting to like it.

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